Can a Dropout Work Customer Service in an Infinite-Flow World?

Zhang Yu unexpectedly became customer support for a game.

The job was nine to five, paid five thousand a month, had regular weekends off, and was simple: all he had to do was type replies to players' messages.

The only problem: he seemed to be a hopelessly uneducated fool.

Zhang Yu awkwardly staring at the sky.jpg

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Zhang Yu sneaking around like a cat to hide his illiteracy.exe

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After a few days on trial, Customer Support Xiao Zhang's work won high praise from the players.

Player A: I couldn't beat the boss no matter what I tried, and I was about to die in the dungeon. Customer Support Zhang personally stepped in to warm up and save my life!

Player B: I'm just a nobody in a dungeon with ten thousand players. I should've been cannon fodder as soon as I appeared, but Customer Support Zhang encouraged me with, [The outcome is still uncertain, and you and I could both be dark horses], and helped me make a comeback.

Player C: I have a hoarding habit, and I had so many items I nearly burst. Thanks to Customer Support Zhang helping me declutter, I survived. From now on, I'm his eternal believer!

Zhang Yu, having received his performance bonus, mused: Could I be a customer-support prodigy?!

One-on-one in body and mind, happy ending. The top is a player.

The plot is funny, and the romance is pure sweetness.

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After the Useless Second-Generation Cultivator Sees the Comments

As the widely renowned family pride and second-generation cultivator, Li Zhi had grown up in an echo chamber of flattery and sycophancy.

Even when he failed to form a Golden Core at the ripe old age of one hundred, plenty of people still rushed to save face for him.

One ordinary afternoon, however, he saw several lines of text above his gentle, comforting senior brother's head.

[When is this villain finally going to get written out? I hate these useless people who act so high and mighty just because they have connections.]

[Senior brother is about to lose it, isn't he? He's a chosen son of heaven too, yet he has to suck up to a good-for-nothing like this.]

[It's fine. The more smug he is now, the more brutal the face-slapping will be later.]

Li Zhi: ?

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After some time, Li Zhi gradually realized that the text was a random comment overlay.

According to the comments, he was a self-important, universally hated minor villain in a cultivation novel. The people around him only fawned over him because they were swallowing their pride and putting up with him.

In the end, the male lead would kill him with a single sword strike over an old grudge, after which the people who had once grovelled before him would take turns desecrating his corpse.

And, as luck would have it, the male lead was his fiance, the one he couldn't stand and who couldn't stand him.

Li Zhi: I mean, that's pretty reasonable.

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After learning his fate, Li Zhi had no plans to turn over a new leaf or mend his ways. Instead, he seized the time he had left to do whatever he wanted.

That's just how villains are: they never repent. :)

Senior brother says one thing and means another: It doesn't matter if you failed your tribulation. Your senior brother is here, and of course I'll keep you safe.

[Comments: Ahahahaha, Senior Brother's acting has truly reached perfection. He's the person who most wants Li Zhi to drop dead on the spot.]

Li Zhi: Then give me your Golden Core, and cook me two dishes.

Senior brother: ?

Friend puts on a show: You and I are as close as life and death. I'd gladly die for you, whether in heaven or on earth.

[Comments: Who was it that secretly tripped Li Zhi up last time? Gosh, it's so hard to guess.]

Li Zhi: Life and death are a bit much. I only need one little favor. I did something bad a few days ago, and the merit was deducted from your account. You won't mind, will you? Hehe.

Friend: ?

His fiance, on the other hand, is the same inside and out. He has never hidden his disgust for Li Zhi, repeatedly asked to break off their engagement, and bluntly said that he'd rather die than become cultivation partners with him.

Li Zhi thought about it. He'd done plenty of bad things, so perhaps doing a good deed once in a while wouldn't hurt.

But after Li Zhi dissolved their bond, his usually composed fiance went mad. He stormed into Li Zhi's residence with a sword in hand, eyes bloodshot, and ground out, word by word, "Which wild man has stolen your heart?"

A snarky, incorrigible second-generation cultivator bottom x a top who starts out an aloof flower on a high peak, then later fights tooth and nail for his love, with maximum male rivalry.

A couple who fall in love out of hatred, say one thing and mean another, and really, really want to do it while they're still at odds.

One-on-one, happy ending.

Theme: Work hard and stay grounded.