The day before going to Tokyo Jujutsu High, Gojo Satoru gets a game console. It has only one romance game on it.
System: [Player Gojo Satoru detected logging into the game. Distributing your destined lover (crossed out) best friend.]
A black-haired boy with golden fox eyes appears on the screen, smiling at him. There's a strange tuft of bangs on his head, too.
The System speaks with great feeling: [Your fox wife (crossed out) best friend has been delivered. Raise their affection according to the story to unlock all kinds of special forms for the character!]
A story prompt pops up before him: [Today is your first day at Tokyo Jujutsu High. You meet your destined lover (crossed out) best friend, Geto Suguru. What do you say to him?]
[A. Your bangs look weird.]
[B. Your eyes are so small.]
[C. Room 572 at the love hotel next door is ready. Let's go inside and have a wild time **!]
[D. Custom]
Does it think he doesn't know how these romance games work?
Gojo Satoru gives a cold laugh, decisively rules out the three wrong answers, A, B, and C, and selects D!
An input box appears. Gojo Satoru's fingers fly over the keys as he quickly types the standard answer for a first meeting in a romance game:
[Weird bangs, your eyes are so small. Room 572 at the love hotel next door is ready. Let's go inside and have a wild time **!]
The great cat gloats.
Choosing everything is obviously the best option!
So the next day, when he sees a black-haired boy just like the one in the game at the entrance to Jujutsu High, he immediately shouts out his answer!
That day, Yaga Masamichi receives a bill from the love hotel next door. On their first day of school, his two students had gone there to have a wild time beating each other up, leaving him with a hefty compensation bill.
Yaga Masamichi: "..."
Theme: The one and only
