(This story is purely writing practice, so just have fun reading it. There's only one more incident left to write. I started posting before it was ready, so don't worry, I'll fill in the rest later.)
The Gong family's child bride had been pampered since childhood and was a rare talent for cultivating immortality. But after suffering a calamity, she woke up as a little fool.
"Little fool, your husband has gone mad from cultivation."
"Pardon?"
"You really are a fool."
The elegant young master opened his bright, doe-like eyes, yawned sleepily, and couldn't be bothered to pay the speaker any attention.
After transmigrating into a book, he discovered that an aristocratic family had taken him in. He had food and drink without worry, and all the time he wanted to play with cats and keep dogs. What a delightful life.
Who would be foolish enough to get involved in all that?
Until the System came back to life:
"Please complete the main quest, Mother Hen: Find your two senior brothers."
"Get lost." He slapped it away and went back to sleep.
When he woke up...
"Little fool, your father has come to marry you! Hey, where is everyone...?"
He was kidnapped and taken to a room filled with incense by the great villain.
His foolish husband pursued him relentlessly and finally found him.
The wooden door crashed open. Gong Yecheng panted heavily, his eyes bloodshot, and yanked him close.
"Well, well, Xiao Zhen has grown up and learned to run off with people again and again."
Mu Zhen reluctantly swallowed the last half of a pastry. "No, husband, listen to me."
Theme: Be a sunny, cheerful, big white horse