A Straight-Talking Northeastern Guy Storms an American School

1v1, both virgins, lighthearted and sweet | Justice-loving, very straight Northeastern Chinese bottom x love-struck gangster boss top | 1.8-meter lean wildcat x 2-meter muscular hunk

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Li Tianzhao, the crown prince of a Northeastern Chinese bathhouse, has been arrogant and domineering since childhood. He loves to step in when he sees injustice, and whenever he gets into trouble, his chairman father cleans up after him.

His father finally loses patience and exiles Li Tianzhao to the remote United States, giving him a black card and sending him to an Ivy League school to fend for himself.

Li Tianzhao: Heh heh, I'm free! I'm going to conquer America!

Instead, he immediately drops out of the Ivy League and runs off to a vocational school in the crime capital.

On his first day of school, he runs into a black guy blocking someone's way. The person being held up is a six-foot-six blond, who's very handsome but foolishly pulling out his wallet.

Li Tianzhao: What an idiot. He's getting robbed and just going along with it?

So Li Tianzhao, a Northeastern hero, hurls his backpack from above and smashes the robber on the head.

Unfortunately, one man can't beat four. After stuffing the money back into the idiot's hands, Li Tianzhao also passes out in his arms.

The black guy, bruised and battered, looks at the idiot. "Boss, why'd that guy hit me?"

The idiot looks at the person in his arms, a smile rising on his perpetually expressionless face.

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Sarn, the Great Bear of West Bay, is a rising star in North America's crime capital.

He's cold, taciturn, and ruthless. His overwhelming fighting ability strikes fear into countless people.

On his first day of school, a pretty boy crashes into Sarn's arms.

Sarn can't explain the flutter in his heart at that moment.

He only knows: He's so cute.

And also: His fists are pretty strong, like a little wildcat.

He has barely brought the boy home when he hears him boast, "I'm going to clean up the school's criminal underworld and crush the school boss under my heel!"

Sarn freezes, his heart shattering into pieces. Crush... me...?

Li Tianzhao: "Who's the Great Bear of West Bay?"

Sarn's eyes dart away, and he stammers, "I-I don't know..."

From then on, the Great Bear of West Bay becomes the silly dog of West Bay.

At night, he holds Li Tianzhao and sneaks kisses. By day, he helps Li Tianzhao uphold justice.

He doesn't dare confess, because Li Tianzhao says he's straight.

When someone notices something strange, he stubbornly insists, "It's just a normal physical reaction."

After pinning him against a wall and kissing him, he adds, "I just wanted to make my friend happy."

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Li Tianzhao thinks Sarn will always be his best friend.

He never imagined that one day, in front of a crowd, Sarn would bring all his worldly possessions and shower him with rose petals as he confessed his love.

He imagined even less that after being rejected, Sarn would pin him down on a desk, tear off his clothes, shove a gun into his hands, and growl in a restrained voice:

"If you can't take it, kill me."

Blurb for "The Little Taoist Lures Away the Evil God of an American University"

Zhang Yanxian, a half-baked little Taoist, runs off to attend university in North America to avoid the burden of inheriting the family business.

On his first day, he runs into a tall, cold-faced upperclassman with blond hair and blue eyes, gold-rimmed glasses, broad shoulders, a slim waist, and a height of 1.9 meters.

Seeing the glittering silver cross hanging around the upperclassman's neck, Zhang Yanxian claps him on the shoulder and grins, showing all his teeth. "Hey, a fellow practitioner!"

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The school is heavy with evil energy, and strange things happen all the time.

Wherever something strange happens, the upperclassman is there.

Zhang Yanxian trots along behind him. "Father, here to perform an exorcism?"

The upperclassman: ...

Zhang Yanxian: "Did you bring garlic? Holy water? A Bible? How come you didn't bring anything...? Come on, I'll draw you a talisman."

The upperclassman: ...

The talisman stuck to the "zombie's" forehead has no effect. The "zombie" lunges, and the upperclassman scoops Zhang Yanxian into his arms. "Be careful."

Zhang Yanxian pulls out a stun baton. "Heh heh, Father, let's believe in science instead!"

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"Seth, have you heard of the Morningstar Church? It's a cult. Its pope goes by the codename 'Lucifer' and uses vigilante justice to punish the greedy. Those strange things at school were probably their doing."

The upperclassman pushes his gold-rimmed glasses up with his cross. "I'm Lucifer."

Zhang Yanxian bursts out laughing. "That's such a lame joke."

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One night, Zhang Yanxian is cornered by red-robed cardinals and collapses. In a daze, he hears the cardinals tremulously pleading for the evil god to pass judgment, as the pope slowly approaches through the darkness and picks him up.

The pope: "He's mine."

The cultists try to stop him. "Lucifer won't let him get away with this!"

The pope sweeps them with a cold gaze. His voice is quiet, yet it leaves everyone too frightened to speak:

"I am Lucifer."

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Theme: Step in and draw your blade when you see injustice