The cat I picked up was so mischievous that it knocked over the ink of the God of Comics. So the deity sent the cat into a comic book to play the villain, hoping it would learn the consequences of doing bad things:
[Villain One: The Cursed Archmage] (Complete)
The mighty archmage, revered by all in a Western fantasy comic, is cursed by the Demon King. To keep using magic, he has to consume the bodily fluids of legendary creatures.
To maintain his image as a powerful mage, he secretly keeps a mermaid as a cure to ease the curse.
But only killing the Demon King can break the curse. Forced to leave home, the archmage fears the curse will flare up, so he turns his attention to the powerful figures around him who have the blood of legendary creatures...
[Villain Two: The Capricious S-Rank Guide] (Ongoing...)
An S-rank guide who throws his weight around in a Sentinel-Guide comic is exiled to a frontier planet as punishment for a serious offense.
Everyone waits, eager for a spectacle, expecting the arrogant guide to throw a fit when he discovers he's lost his privileges on the frontier planet.
But on his very first night after landing, the spirit forms of the high-ranking sentinels, who claim they don't need guides, all lose control at once...
[Villain Three: The Zombie King Who Brought It on Himself]
A low-level ability user in an apocalypse comic is abandoned by his base after repeatedly courting disaster. After being infected with a virus, he transforms into the Zombie King, changes his appearance, and infiltrates a human base again.
He's there for revenge, but the people who abandoned him try to secretly keep him as a pet...
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A mischievous white cat with violet eyes enters the comic world, throwing its weight around as it tames a host of gods.
[Free-spirited, tsundere bad-cat bottom x cold-faced god top who does the laundry]
Reading notes:
1. A charismatic, powerful bottom, with multiple tops harboring one-sided feelings for him. The ending is 1v1.
2. Completed arcs will be marked in the blurb. Arcs that haven't started yet may be revised.
3. There are some forum-style sections, but not many.
4. Paragraph comments are enabled without restrictions, so feel free to use them.
[Blurb archived, 2025.11.24]
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"A Handsome, Otherworldly Creature Enthusiast with Social Anxiety Doesn't Want an Office Romance!"
Below is the [🐟 upcoming novel blurb]:
Xiao Bai is very handsome, but he's never been in a relationship.
Because... he's not only socially anxious, he's also an incurable enthusiast for nonhuman creatures who can only fall for beings that aren't human.
While reading a comic, he got curious and scanned the QR code on the book. To his surprise, he downloaded an app called "Otherworldly Creatures Forum."
The posts on the forum were downright bizarre:
[Help: My wife, whom I just tied up and brought home, refuses to eat my tentacles. What should I do?]
[Log: Day One of Practicing Succubus Tail Flexibility]
[Featured: Tips on Dating Across Species and Body Sizes]
Xiao Bai (blushing furiously): What on earth is all this?!
He thought they were just roleplay posts with slightly explicit content, so he paid them no mind.
But when he woke up one morning, he discovered strange labels floating above the heads of certain "people"!
The stingy but handsome boss had a Western dragon label. The workaholic colleague who arrived before dawn and left after dark was a vampire. The kind-hearted, universally beloved HR representative was an angelic Cupid (?)
He stopped slacking off at his desk. Instead, he wore his black-framed glasses, which had a built-in sealing effect, and carefully observed these nonhumans disguised in human skin.
Nonhumans might be wonderful, but they were all off-limits coworkers.
Xiao Bai, a wage slave, sighed helplessly, took off his glasses, and posted a selfie on the Otherworldly Creatures Forum in a new-member thread looking for friends.
The replies exploded not long after he posted.
The self-introduction posts from all kinds of nonhumans dazzled Xiao Bai, but before he could finish reading, the thread was suddenly locked.
As Xiao Bai felt quietly hurt, a message from a stranger appeared in his inbox, even though he'd closed his private messages:
[(Administrator): Selfie of nine fluffy red tails.jpg]
[(Administrator): Hi, would you like to meet? (*^, ^*)]
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Xiao Bai always thought he'd been observing his coworkers without letting them notice.
But he didn't know that whenever he looked at them, the male nonhumans whose species-sensitive parts he was studying were all blushing and losing sleep, completely captivated by him.
Yet whenever they tried to approach him, Xiao Bai would turn and run.
The nonhumans didn't want to scare him, so they kept suppressing their less-than-innocent desires...
That is, until they saw the [Looking for Friends] post Xiao Bai had made on the forum.
The nonhumans: Good. Very good. (smiling)
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After posting that thread over the weekend, Xiao Bai returned to work on Monday and found that his coworkers had changed a lot.
His stingy Western dragon boss suddenly started taking him on business trips to all sorts of luxurious places. His slovenly, workaholic vampire colleague dressed impeccably and glamorously every day. The sociable angel in HR stopped paying attention to everyone else and started seeking Xiao Bai out for heart-to-heart talks...
Xiao Bai, who had once happily slacked off at his desk, now didn't dare sneak glances at his coworkers. He spent every day on edge.
Then, at a department dinner, the new red-haired intern shyly came over and asked what his ideal partner was like.
Under the scorching, discreet gazes of everyone around him, Xiao Bai pondered for a moment, then said solemnly:
"Whatever else, it absolutely cannot be an office romance!"
The nonhumans: "…"
Theme: Stay true to yourself
