DC: Dark Legion is a strategy battle and management simulation game officially licensed by Hu○. As one netizen once put it: Whatever you did in your past life, getting into DC in this life settles all debts and grudges.
I couldn't agree more.
At first, they lured me in with beautiful stories, tricked me with gorgeous art, and kept me hooked with stunning characters, all just to milk me for money, money, money.
I put up with it, just as every gift in life comes with a price tag hidden somewhere. To hell with Hu○! They never said from the start that one character would cost thousands of dollars, did they?!
"You can ramble on all you want, but you have no idea how hard it is to run a game! I'll punish you on behalf of the dev team!"
My vision went black, and I finally transmigrated.
The good news is that DCDL followed me like a ghost.
The bad news is that you can't play the Gotham War at four in the morning.
It's a civil war, dammit! Aaaah, devs, give me back my magic eyes!
"Batman, Venmo me ten grand and I'll find you a carry from Hell!"
Hehehe, Death Metal Wonder Woman, here I come.
"The true original Lazarus Pit water. Ra's al Ghul himself would want to buy it. Just a hundred grand a cup!"
Old man, you look your best lying in the pit.
"Why does Red keep jumping over to the other side?"
You sweet little dummy, your whole family is like that. But Tim, you're a tank.
Theme: Play games in moderation. Don't get addicted.