Afuqin: It's not like I wanted to. They came charging at me looking for a beating. What was I supposed to do?
At first, Afuqin just wanted to make money (by robbing people) to buy gems for her pet. Then, through sheer accident, she became a fearsome presence in the Grand Line.
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One day, Afuqin got tired from walking and wanted to get on a ship. She came across a pirate ship and called out, "Hey, old man! Can I come aboard and stay the night?"
The old man inside asked, "Who is it?"
Afuqin replied, "A Grand Line resident / seasoned pirate / Warlord of the Sea / trainee crewmate on the Pirate King's ship / keeper of a winged panda / good friend of an Emperor of the Sea / part-time pirate hunter / part-time bandit / seasoned sorceress / seasoned witch / seasoned swordswoman / magic-and-martial-arts practitioner / gem thief..."
The old man hurriedly waved his hands in alarm. "There's no room for all those people!"
A few warnings:
* A brainless, everyone-loves-her, all-pairings story.
* The heroine fights dirty. If you have high moral standards, this isn't for you.
* The heroine ate a magic fruit, so her powers work like magic in Harry Potter. You can still follow the story if you haven't read Harry Potter. I'll make up spells that aren't in the original books too. Afuqin can do anything!
* The second paragraph of the blurb is a recycled internet joke. The heroine's appearance is on the cover, which was commissioned for commercial use.
Theme: Might makes right
