When the World Develops a Butt Fetish

Blurb:

All I did was spend the whole night gaming at an internet cafe. Who could have guessed the world outside had been turned upside down?

With work about to start and me running late, An Xin hurriedly jumped on the bus.

As he caught his breath, the street outside the window slid by at speed. The blonde woman on the shopping mall's giant screen had vanished, replaced by an enlarged photo of a cowgirl's backside.

"Damn it!" An Xin swore before he could stop himself. "What the hell is this? Where's my goddess?"

He took the 816 bus at the same time every day just to catch a glimpse of his goddess's ad on that giant screen, didn't he?

Who knew that as soon as he said this, quite a few people would glare at him as if he'd said something outrageous and offended everyone.

Some people in the crowd pointed and whispered, others shouted in displeasure. The high school student behind him muttered, "What a country bumpkin. What kind of taste is that..."

As they spoke, a huge banner outside flashed past: "This is the best of times, and the most open-minded of times! Show respect with a perky butt, earn trust with your curves!"

What the hell

Curves are eternal, butts are supreme.

If anything seems unreasonable, the butt is justice.

An Xin's eyes widened. Had he not woken up properly, or had the world completely changed?

P.S.:

1. Fluffy, self-indulgent wish fulfillment with no logic.

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