An An is a little jumping spider.
He has always kept in mind the tips for getting along with humans:
If a person suddenly comes out during the day and night, spiders should actively adjust their work and rest to avoid it.
When you meet someone face to face, the spider should crawl away quickly to avoid being kicked out.
When you are curious about what humans are doing, you can use spider silk to descend and observe quietly without being discovered by humans. (Don't be lazy and land on humans!!!)
With the survival experience summarized by these predecessors, An An has always been at peace with the humans living together.
Until one day, when he was dangling the spider silk and looking at the computer with someone, he accidentally dropped it on someone's keyboard.
The man's fingers were still pressed against him.
An An: "!!?"
The person who felt something foreign was pressed down and glanced down: "!!?"
An An was so frightened that she flew up: Ahhhhhhh! !
People were so frightened that they flew up: "Ahhhhhh!!"
Gong, the captain of the PR team, won the championship in the World Championship finals. He won the right to be exempted from being scolded before the new season, and won the right to return home for himself and the whole team.
As a result, the next day, he accidentally touched a spider during the live broadcast and was ejected, losing all face.
Fans laughed at the scene and it became a hot search on Weibo.
On the day of the next broadcast, he ordered all members of the club to mobilize with a dark face. Regardless of whether they were the coach or the agent, the senior midfielder or the shooting assistant, they all had to pick up brooms and insecticides, "You must find them for me and kill them!!"
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Gong was not sure whether the spider died in the end, but from that day on, he seemed to have been mentally disturbed by the spider. Every night, half asleep and half awake, he could hear an aggrieved young man's voice whispering in his ear: beep beep:
"Spiders are very timid and won't bite people!"
"Spiders always stay in dark corners. After eating the bugs, they leave by themselves Q^Q!"
"Aren't spiders afraid? Woohoo!!" (Crying loudly)
In the end, the other party spoke loudly and forcefully:
"You are really! A very bad person! Wow!"
Attack:?
Gong slowly opened his eyes and turned on the bedside lamp with lightning speed!
When the light came on, he happened to see a little jumping spider hurriedly reeling in its thread, and the whole spider slowly rose from his pillow.
Attack:…
An An burst into tears: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ah, hurry up and help me, QAQ! ! !
Half a month had passed since the captain was scared by a spider. Even Weibo fans had almost forgotten about it. But for some reason, he stood in the living room again and called everyone out, "You must find it for me."
What are you looking for? That little spider half a month ago?
Everyone raised question marks in unison, scolding him whether he was sick, and asked him why.
Gong said expressionlessly: "Because I am a particularly bad person."
[Short story, not the final copy, but it's probably this story. I haven't thought of a name yet, so I'm just calling it random names]
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