Ming Mu is a bird-watching blogger who is not popular with birds, and birds fly everywhere he goes. His personal account only has a pitiful 2,000 fans, of which 1,880 are here to watch his fun.
Until he met the lovebird of his dreams.
He approached carefully, and the bird dumpling hung firmly on the branch;
He raised the camera, and Bird Tuanzi glanced at him, fluttering his feathers, spreading his wings, and raising his chest reservedly.
Mingmu: awsl! ! !
The bird is sleeping, shoot! Bird taking a bath, shoot! The bird defecates - of course this needs to be photographed very hard!
Not only was Mingmu made cute, but his number of followers on his bird watching account soared to over 20 million.
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Chongming is an ancient demon. The last time it was born, Chinese people carved wood and cast gold for it for more than a thousand years.
Wake up again, no one cares.
There was only one young man who followed him every day, took photos and made statues, and spoke with him gently without slacking off.
Chongming thought for half a month and decided to agree to this human's courtship.
Chongming had never been in love before, so he began to observe how Mingmu expressed his love.
Take notes again:
Quietly... Follow... Anytime and anywhere... Secretly take photos... Say some... Sweet words.
Um. Learned.
This month, the Great Demon came into the world, and the first thing he asked for from humans was a SLR camera.
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After returning from the mountains, Mingyu felt that he was being followed!
He receives photos of himself sleeping, changing clothes, eating, and bathing every day;
Feathers of various colors appear at home anytime and anywhere;
I also receive small notes every now and then that say things like, "Can you wait until I'm in focus?", "You're so cute," "Are you ready for sex?" And so on!
Ming Mu directly transformed into the famous painting "The Scream", pervert, don't come here!
He tried calling the police and hiring a bodyguard, but to no avail.
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Mingmu went home angrily and accepted the blind date arranged by her family, just to attract this crazy stalker.
Night banquet, fragrant clothes, shadows on temples, and clouds of waiters.
The celebrities looked closely at Ming Mu, the rebellious third young master of the Ming family. Although it was Ming Mu's blind date party, they whispered and chuckled to each other and did not come forward to socialize.
But someone came striding over.
Everyone took a closer look and were shocked.
Isn't this the founder-level boss who landed in the A-circle metaphysics world a month ago and was even officially certified! It is said that Mr. Ming wanted to meet him, but his invitation was delayed for three years.
In full view of everyone,
The legendary boss grabbed Ming Mu's wrist and asked fiercely and aggrievedly, "You want to woo someone else? You followed me every day, told me that I was tired of secretly filming me, asked me to pose, urged me to have sex every day, asked me to go to you every day, and you were so jealous that I even said a few words to Fanniao that you wanted to ask clearly! You keep saying that you want to know about my childhood, family, and life, and you also said that you love me the most! Are they all fake?!"
The whole place was dead silent.
Horror, admiration, ambiguity, complexity, envy... Countless eyes were directed at Mingmu.
Who said that Third Young Master's mud can't hold up the wall?
Small Theater 1
Ming Mu read the online comments, "The big boss is missing the dragon." He commented, "Because the big boss is acting like a stalker."
"Okay." The boss blocked Mingmu's mouth with his mouth, "Hurry up, do you want to kiss me yet?"
Ming Mu: "No kiss."
Chongming is fierce: "Kiss me quickly!"
# Alas, what should I do if the birds in my house can't understand people's words#
Small Theater 2
After being together, one morning.
Mingmu (forcibly sitting up): I'll take a picture.
Chongming (secretly delighted) (pretends to be dissatisfied) (returns to original form) (poses): You are really not tired of it either
Mingmu: ... It's not you. You call the bird that came to you last time to come back and let me take a picture.
Chongming (immediately fierce) (opening his bloody mouth): Who! Let's see who dares to come! !
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