Dazai Osamu came across a raising game by chance.
It was beautifully made, with plenty of romanceable characters. He picked a white-haired little boy named Satoru and raised him from a tiny kid all the way to high school. Watching Satoru-chan grow step by step into the strongest made Dazai feel so proud. Successfully raising a kid had soothed his long-suffering soul.
One day, he suddenly found himself inside the game. Before he could reunite with his little one, he discovered something unexpected
Why had so many impostors suddenly shown up, copying his kid's character design and claiming to be related to Gojo Satoru?
Impostor Number One looked exactly like Gojo Satoru and claimed to be the Six Eyes' younger brother.
Gojo: Osamu, he really does look like me!
Dazai: He's copying you. Don't worry, he won't be copying you tomorrow.
Gojo: ...?
The next day, Impostor Number One, now bald and disfigured, completely broke down. He went around wailing and sobbing that Dazai Osamu was a monster.
Dazai: Say no to plagiarism. Support the original, thanks.
Some time later, a transfer student showed up at Jujutsu High, claiming to have eyes that could see through everything, even more powerful than the Six Eyes.
Dazai (smiling): Heh.
The impostors came in all shapes and sizes. Some plotted to steal Gojo Satoru's talent, others snatched the moment he was meant to awaken, and still others stole the name of Gojo Satoru's Heavenly Restriction. Without exception, they all thought they were the chosen ones, the protagonists of the world... Dazai Osamu swung his blade and killed one copycat after another. The experience points they dropped when they died all went to Satoru-chan.
A World That Only Treats My Kid Badly, Saving My Favorite Satoru-chan Against All Odds
Dazai: What kind of trash do they think they are, trying to pass themselves off as my kid? Cut them down, every last one.
Dazai, again: Hehe, once I've farmed enough experience, my kid can level up. Yay!
Someone asked in despair: Wait, what do you get out of being so good to him?
Dazai: Are you crazy? Don't you know I'm a hardcore solo fan?
Then, at last, he got a guide.
It turned out that the impostors he'd killed were the game's actual protagonists, while his Satoru-chan was an unromanceable boss.
Dazai: ? The impostors were the romanceable characters?? So I can't level Satoru up, build a relationship with him, or sleep with him???
Dazai: Heh, whatever. I've already killed them all anyway.
He stared at the harmless, adorable big white cat in the game, still unable to believe it. You're saying this kitty, this sweet little kitty, is a monster? A hidden boss?
Don't be ridiculous.
He had to find a way to pull Satoru out of this stupid game.
Then one day, Dazai Osamu successfully broke the game.
The Satoru he had raised turned into a real person!
Satoru: Wow! Osamu, you have so many posters and figurines of me at home!
Dazai Osamu: Wait, wait, wait!! Go back first!!!!
#What do you do when you raise your fave and he catches you at it#
#How do I tell my kid I'm in the mafia, asking for a friend, urgent#
Probably gen, unless something unexpected happens.
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