Acting coquettishly and cutely in the front row, please collect it ο(=•ω<=)ρ⌒☆
The little red flower is not bright because there are not enough words, not because there are no updates.
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Gu Yuan picked up a cat, which was good-looking and had a bad temper.
He is a picky eater and only likes to grab the chicken breasts in his bowl.
Arrogant, never showing off her belly to act coquettishly.
Silly and unique at the same time.
It doesn't know how to meow, and it will just whine and spin in circles when it gets anxious.
He bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong. If he can't beat him, he will lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.
My friend was very sad about this: You must have picked up a mentally retarded kitten.
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Jiuli was once the most beautiful little fox in the entire demon world.
But the spiritual energy was exhausted, and the nine tails he was proud of became dry and knotted, and he was unable to take care of them.
He simply hid his extra tail and decided to disguise himself as a kitten and go to the human world to find his wrongdoer... Ahem, shit scraper.
When he first arrived in the world, he was dizzy and ran into the arms of a human being.
The human's name is Gu Yuan. He is a bit silly and often makes him angry, but he is active and provides grooming services every day.
The little fox quickly degenerated, taking the initiative to act coquettishly and begging for affection, and would even wrap his tail around the other person while sleeping.
"Anyway," he put the tail into the other person's hand, confidently, "you have to be responsible."
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Gu Yuan thought he had an ancestor cat.
When he returned home from a business trip, he specially brought a new cat scratching post to offer.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, a strange boy was lying on the sofa, watching the variety show intently and laughing non-stop.
Nine fluffy and smooth tails were scattered on the ground, and the potato chips were eaten with crumbs everywhere.
Gu Yuan: Where did he come from? Where is my cat!
Jiuli was caught off guard and fell off his horse.
The little fox plunged into his arms and called out "meow" tremblingly.
He shamelessly stuffed his tail into the man's arms in an attempt to be cute.
"Brother, I am your cat!"
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One day after the two had been together for a long time, Jiuli transformed into his original form and was patrolling the territory at home. He accidentally found a can of dog hair care agent in the corner, which was the same one that Gu Yuan gave him to use to care for his hair.
So after Gu Yuan returned home, he was chased by the grinning little fox and bitten several times.
"You're washing my tail with something you use to wash dogs!"
#Are cats mentally retarded if they can't meow?
#What should I do if my cat turns into a little fox?
#Can foxes use dog hair conditioner?
Reading Guide
1.1V1, the only one in body and mind, sweet text, don't tear it apart or reverse it
2. The proud little fox*the clear college student
Advance copywriting
After Lin Jianxing received the marriage certificate, he never saw Duan Shu again.
Bank card transfers have not stopped.
5 Million for my birthday, 3 million for shopping, and I transferred seven digits when I caught a cold.
Every transaction comes from his cheap husband.
Until one day, he received a text message asking when he would be free to meet.
Lin Jianxing, who was just about to get divorced, tilted his head: Who is this? Why does he have the same name as his husband?
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After marrying the person he had secretly loved for many years, Duan Shu knew that he was taking advantage of others' danger and never dared to go home to see him.
In this way, he still messed up everything - his wife still wanted a divorce.
He broke the jar and took the initiative to hold Lin Jianxing's hand at the banquet.
Unexpectedly, his always cold-faced wife unexpectedly did not push him away, and even took the initiative to hug him, clinging tighter to him.
It seems like his wife doesn't hate him?
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Lin Jianxing suffers from skin hunger syndrome and needs close contact with people, longing for someone to touch him hard.
The good news is, he has a husband.
The bad news is that her husband doesn't like him and doesn't even want to see him.
He wanted to divorce, but his husband unexpectedly "resurrected".
Not only that, she sticks to him every day.
Holding hands, hugging, kissing, and actively pressing his wrists to touch his abdominal muscles.
With their skin touching each other, Lin Jianxing trembled unconsciously. He looked at Duan Shu with red eyes, but the man persisted and asked, "Is it easy to touch? Xingxing, are you still divorced?"
In the presence of beauty, Lin saw Xinghong's heartbeat, and felt so weak that he could only close his eyes and shake his head.
Divorce?
Then where can he find a rich husband with eight-pack abs and clinginess?
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One day, Lin Jianxing mistakenly opened the cabinet in Duan Shu's study that had been locked all year round.
There were no documents inside, just a few thick photo albums filled with photos of him from childhood to adulthood, some of which he couldn't even remember.
Under all the photo albums, there was an agreement signed by Duan Shu's name, giving away almost all of his personal assets.
The beneficiary is in his name.
Small theater:
Lin Jianxing sat on the sofa and complained to his friends: You don't even know how annoying he is! He doesn't care about me at all, he only gives me money!
What I want is love! Like! Not money!
This marriage is not what I want at all!
The corner of my friend's mouth twitched, and he seriously suspected that this person was showing affection in disguise, so he said casually: How about a divorce?
When Lin Jianxing heard this, he thought it made sense.
Not long after, my friend received a message: My husband asked me not to play with you.
Friend:…
I shouldn't get involved in your affairs!
Mission: Love can save the world