What's Wrong with a Kiss?

Marriage first, love later || Pretending turns real

As a professional killer and a professional con artist, Zhong Yin was exceptionally good at hiding who he was and winning people over. That was one of the main reasons he had such a stellar reputation in the assassination world.

But this time, he suffered the worst setback of his career.

His new assignment required him to enter the Lu family as a male bride and become the wife of the Lu family's eldest son. Everyone in the Lu household took a liking to him, their new young madam.

Everyone except his husband, Yu Ji, who kept insisting he would never marry him.

From the first moment they met, Yu Ji had been suspicious of him. The word "wary" was practically written all over his face.

But the man was also pretty clueless, like a husky, with every emotion written all over his face. If Yu Ji was asked to explain what seemed off about him, though, he couldn't put it into words.

After so many smooth and successful assignments, this was the first time anyone had suspected him from the start. Zhong Yin became intensely interested in the man. The job was boring anyway, so why not tease the dog a little?

He just hadn't expected to take it too far. After one accidental kiss with Yu Ji, things quickly spiraled out of control. Yu Ji wagged his tail and latched onto him with an excited yelp.

At first, Yu Ji grinned cheekily. "What's wrong with one kiss? It's not like I'm stopping you from being straight."

Zhong Yin: What kind of twisted logic is that?

Later, Yu Ji argued shamelessly. "What's wrong with one kiss? If you turn gay, you turn gay. It's not like I'm making you like me. It's enough if I like you."

Zhong Yin: Shameless.

Later still, Yu Ji asserted confidently, "What's wrong with one kiss? You fell for me, so what? It's not like I won't take responsibility for you."

Zhong Yin: ...

Who wants you to take responsibility? [Calico cat acting haughty while licking its fur.gif]

*1v1, HE, sweet romance

*Proudly flying the cat-and-dog couple flag

*2025/11/6

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