Li Weiran has been socially awkward and quick-thinking since childhood. Many people call him a robot and say he has no heart.
His mother raised him alone, and he knows how hard it was for her. He promised her he'd live like a normal person: go to school and graduate like everyone else, then get a regular job and earn a living.
One day, at age twenty-six, his carefully maintained facade is on the verge of collapsing. Li Weiran thinks of something else that lots of people do.
So he walks into the bar on his usual route to work.
The bar owner is a person. Li Weiran doesn't remember much about what kind of person he is, only that he doesn't seem threatening. Being with him feels almost like being alone.
It's comfortable.
So he asks him two questions:
"What's your name?"
"Can we get married?"
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After running away from his wealthy family, young master He Ziming opens a small bar. His most memorable customer is a robot.
Every day, the customer orders exactly the same thing, like a line of code programmed to run in an endless loop without ever getting bored.
Then one day, the program errors out, and Li Weiran suddenly proposes to him.
He Ziming must be crazy, because he agrees without even thinking. After they get married, he gradually discovers that Li Weiran is actually adorable.
If something makes sense to him, he does it without hesitation. If he can't work out the logic, he freezes on the spot.
For example, since they're married, Li Weiran calls him "husband" in the cutest way. But he can't figure out whether intimacy is a marital duty or a product of love, and he can't understand love either, so even a kiss makes him panic.
He Ziming respects Li Weiran's nature, or rather, his unusual way of thinking. He's even genuinely delighted when he occasionally figures out Li Weiran's remarkable logic.
Finally, one day, Li Weiran is warmed by him and shows an expression so lively that He Ziming has never seen it before. He looks like a boy falling in love for the first time, and his beauty takes He Ziming's breath away.
Li Weiran says, "Husband, there's someone I like. Can we get divorced?"
He Ziming loses it all over again.
A few tips:
1. A glitchy robot at first, then a sweet, adorably clueless bottom x a cheerful puppy at first, then a brooding, possessive top
2. Both are virgins and each other's first love. One-on-one happy ending, with no third party involved. The robot just learns to love.
