[Quick Transmigration] Thank Goodness, a Lucky Pervert! We're Doomed!

Lu Yao is a bona fide background character.

Or so he thinks.

Ordinary looks, ordinary appearance, ordinary personality.

He has an ordinary handful of three or five friends, one or two true friends he can confide in, went to an ordinary university, and found an ordinary job after graduation.

A 100% average, a 100% middle-of-the-road person.

Isn't that strange? Can anyone understand?

Quick Transmigration System 001 thinks it's strange too. But with every quick transmigration world desperately in need of ordinary NPCs to play extras and move the plot along, it doesn't dwell on it. It hurriedly completes a background check and sends Lu Yao an offer.

When he first receives the offer from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Lu Yao looks like he wants to say something but stops himself.

Facing the fluffy ball System in front of him, whose voice sounds like a little kid's, he doesn't know whether he should come clean about his actual situation.

He comes clean.

Yes, though Lu Yao is a bona fide background character, he also has another special ability that he can't talk about. This ability has a 100% chance of triggering whenever he comes into contact with a high-quality adult male in the universal sense of the phrase.

He hasn't even had time to explain what his special ability is when the System thumps its chest and declares that it understands. It did a proper background check, after all. Lu Yao can rest easy and work with it. His prospects are looking fantastic!

Gentle, kind, and easily persuaded by others, Lu Yao accepts the offer just like that. Both parties think their first collaboration has gone wonderfully.

001: I get it! It must be an SSR-level ability where the background character always becomes a stepping stone for the male lead! We have to sign him!

Lu Yao: Mm... Great. I won't have to keep dying of embarrassment in the real world, with my bosses, coworkers, and friends looking at me strangely all the time.

Having a weird ability like Lucky Pervert is such a hassle. At least I've finally found somewhere that accepts me, Lu Yao thinks.

Lu Yao has wanted to leave this despair-inducing real world for a long time.

Wait, did you just say Lucky Pervert?

Only after the System signs a contract with Lu Yao that lasts the rest of his life and he starts his first mission does 001 realize that it didn't strike a bargain after all. It signed up for a walking disaster!

The first mission is in an ABO dating show world. Lu Yao's only task is to be a beta background staff member on the show, assigning tasks to the Alpha protagonist and the Omega protagonist, then presenting them with a bouquet at the final confession ceremony.

This is a very simple, check-in-style mission that 001 carefully selected for Lu Yao.

If only the protagonist Alpha hadn't collided with Lu Yao on his very first day at work, taking Lu Yao's first kiss in this world with him!

Day one: Lu Yao accidentally kisses the protagonist gong.

Day two: Lu Yao walks in on the protagonist shou taking a shower.

Day three: While bandaging the male supporting Alpha, who got hurt cooking, Lu Yao is knocked onto the sofa by him during his heat.

Day four...

Three months later, when 001 arrives to take its Host home after the mission ends, it silently watches the protagonist gong and shou, along with a whole cast of supporting characters, circling its innocent, kindhearted Host like a pack of wolves. The mission is completed, but the main story has become an utter mess.

It makes peace with it.

This world must have a bug! It has to!

Blinded by the System's rapidly rising level, 001 thinks this as it pays compensation to the world's consciousness.

Ah, what a sweet pain.

Fortunately, the points earned from completing this world's mission cancel out the points paid in compensation. 001 reports the world's abnormality, then picks a baby-level, ancient-style domineering-hero world where nothing could possibly go wrong for its Host.

All Lu Yao has to do is be a lackey to male leads 1, 2, 3, and 4. The mission will end as soon as the male lead shou decides which male lead gong he wants as his lover!

A month later, the System looks at the mission-completed indicator, then at the male leads gong and shou who have once again surrounded Lu Yao.

001: Which male lead did the male lead shou choose?

Lu Yao: He said he only likes me and wants me to choose him.

001: And you agreed?

Lu Yao: No. I said I wasn't thinking about dating right now. He said that as long as I haven't fallen for anyone else, he's the winner.

In the third world, an esports competition, Lu Yao is an assistant coach for the club where the male leads gong and shou play.

A legendary scene: 001 arrives to pick up Lu Yao; the coach, the male leads gong and shou, and the other players, all eager for a chance, have surrounded him; the mission is complete, but its points have been docked for disrupting the plot.

The fourth world is a Western fantasy world with a hero, the fifth is an infinite-flow world, and the sixth is a zombie apocalypse.

Finally admitting defeat, 001 hands Lu Yao over to the neighboring System 002, which changes the fates of cannon fodder. It takes the five million points it owes the Quick Transmigration Bureau and its System level, which has risen all the way to max, and goes home to farm.

Mom, life is a wilderness.

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Psst, have you heard of the unorthodox school of Systems that level up quickly in the Background Character Department?

Lu Yao is the constant, Systems come and go: the legend of the fastest max level and the fastest bankruptcy.

Content warnings:

A conceptually ordinary gong with the Lucky Pervert attribute maxed out.

The gong's personality never changes throughout the story. He has a well-adjusted personality and lives according to his own wishes. The CP has different ending extras.

This story is told primarily from Lu Yao's perspective. Please, no character-control factions. Any spontaneous idea I have might be a deal-breaker for you. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please leave and give the author a one-way ticket out, so there'll be no chance of my future writing causing you distress.

Let's bow to each other to show that we're emotionally stable, can use smartphones, and are normal people capable of thinking for ourselves.

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