A large cast of male characters, mostly coercive relationships, with a dark, twisted plot.
Xuan Liu transmigrates after binding herself to a System for winning over the male gods of the Primordial World. But the world she lands in is the dark, conspiracy-theory version of the Primordial World from a male-oriented novel.
In just half a month, she has already been attacked by several ruthless cultivators. Luckily, the System extends her credit to provide resources, changing her constitution and helping her escape danger.
But damn it, she has a cauldron constitution!!! Her scent carries for hundreds of miles, which only brings her more danger.
When she is in peril once again, Jieyin and Zhunti, the designated villains of the Primordial World novel, save her. “Would you like to join our Western Teachings?”
Before Xuan Liu can answer, the System urges her: “Say yes! They’re romanceable characters!”
Who could have guessed that after the System had said only two sentences, Jieyin, who was still a Daluo Golden Immortal at the time, would notice it?
He reaches out and pulls the System right out of her, studying it with interest. “What is this?”
Xuan Liu drops to her knees. Under the brothers’ interrogation, she nervously confesses everything.
Zhunti muses, “So cultivating together with you can double our cultivation speed?”
At Mount Ling, the compassionate and noble holy son watches from the sidelines, while a young man with an exotic air grips Xuan Liu by the ankle and asks with solemn curiosity, “Let me try first.”
Once her worth is proven, Xuan Liu becomes the shared cauldron of the lotus and the bodhi tree.
Unable to escape, Xuan Liu thinks: “...What else can I do? I’ll just make do.”
Xuan Liu gradually grows accustomed to keeping company with plants, only to be kidnapped by another classic villain, Kunpeng.
When Jieyin and Zhunti come to reclaim her, Di Jun and Tai Yi also find Kunpeng, seeking his help in establishing the demon clan.
Kunpeng, who bears a grudge against the two plants, immediately turns around and says, “Tai Yi, I’ve got a precious gift for you.”
On the Sun Star, after the storm has passed, Tai Yi solemnly says, “I’ll marry you.”
Xuan Liu: “Uh...”
And so Tai Yi becomes the only man in her life to give her an official title. Even after she goes through many other men, she never forgets the sincerity in his eyes when he made that promise.
Note:
1. This is melodramatic and illogical, so please don’t overthink it.
2. Besides Jieyin and Zhunti, Kunpeng, and Tai Yi from the blurb, the male leads include the Three Pure Ones and others. There is no fixed male lead.
3. Only those acknowledged by the heroine are genuine romantic partners. The others are cases of an assailant and a victim.
4. The heroine transmigrates into a truly male-oriented version of the Primordial World, where everyone is ruthless. The story is mainly about coercion. The heroine manages her own emotional state and does not develop Stockholm syndrome.
Moral: Always stay optimistic.
I heard that in one version of Investiture of the Gods, Yuanshi Tianzun had his magic power drained to save Yin Jiao 😂, could this be the version you watched? [Laughing and crying with face covered] Yuanshi, you're so lucky!
This movie is so timely, such dry humor! [Laughing and crying emoji]
Watching *Investiture of the Gods* cracked me up. Now that they can't get revenge on Yuanshi Tianzun, watching this comedy is still pretty good. Yuanshi Tianzun is even jealous of his cousin now [laughing and crying emoji]. Actually, in Yiyi's heart, you and those two potted plants are all the same kind of people [question mark emoji].
Tongtian… I'm most soft-hearted towards Tongtian and Taiyi, sigh… the Three Pure Ones… sigh, brothers… even so, the only one I truly wish for is Liu Xingfu… just let these two be my concubines. [Lying down]
Is there any chance of a safe retreat this time? The system has been completely wiped out; I feel like there's no hope at all. This Primordial World is so cruel to Xuan Liu, just like my lousy King of Glory ranked matches, it utterly crushed me. [Crying emoji]
No wonder they say smart people can take detours faster and go further than others [question mark]. Congratulations, Yuanshi, you've taken the wrong path again [laughing and crying with face covered]. You've certainly studied the development of mortal relationships quite a bit (not really), you and Taiqing just started playing around like that, and by the time Taiqing had an epiphany, you'd already stumbled again [heart emoji].
I've developed a condition where the mere sight of Yuan Shi makes me want to vomit. [Translated]
Yuan Shi is so wicked! Look how scared Xuan Liu is! I really want to punch him to death 😭
Support Tongtian in pinning his two older brothers to the ground.
Tongtian (shaking violently): Stand up and speak! Don't you realize you're the hope of your whole family? [Question mark] Why are you always so hesitant? [Question mark] I used to like you the most, but now I see you as more tormenting than the other two. You're neither as ruthless as them, nor can you let go. [Question mark]