Lawrence of Nod-Krai [Genshin Impact]

2025.10.30

Being a knight is hard. Being a Knight of Mondstadt is hard. Being a Knight of Mondstadt with the surname Lawrence is even harder.

But none of that matters now. Ever since the Knights of Favonius expelled me, I've been on the verge of starving to death in Nod-Krai.

If I can't even guarantee my survival, then, ha, there's no need to keep following that useless code of chivalry. The same goes for the spirit of nobility.

I'm going to rob people! I'm going bad! I'm going to be a legendary villain! I'm going to become a true antagonist! Rob!

I won't rob people who look ordinary, because I'm face-blind and might not be able to tell my enemies from passersby later.

I won't rob pink-haired kids, because robbing children makes you a lackey, not a villain.

I won't rob blond girls, because robbing disabled people makes you trash, not a villain.

I won't rob blue-haired maids, because robbing single mothers makes you a Cao Cao wannabe, not a villain.

Looks like there's only one choice left.

Confined in an alley, Flins looked at the blue-haired man in front of him, who was trying to maintain an air of elegance despite his wretched state.

"Oh! May moonlight look kindly upon this fateful encounter! Ah... good sir, whose eyes seem adorned with sunlight, might I ask you to stay a moment? I am conducting a... survey into the brilliance of human nature. Should you offer me a little material radiance... perhaps you might witness virtue blossoming in barren soil..."

Grrr

My stomach growled. I dropped the cliches and jabbed him in the side with my dagger.

"Hello. This is a robbery."

Theme: Be a decent person.