This story has no romantic pairing.
In his 33,550,336th life, Wandi returns to the very beginning with his memories intact, to a beginning with no eternal return.
And the reason for this is...
[Ahhhhh! Wandi! Wandi! We love you!]
“...Thanks?”
[Great King Chimera! My fave is Minty Kitty! Use your broad chest to give Teacher Naxia a passionate hug on my behalf! Crush him to death with your chest!]
“Huh?”
[Brother Bitong! Go find that country boy from the same hometown as Xilian! Then go for it! Smack him right on the lips! I ship you two!]
“What?!”
[The Treegarden trio is the best! Baby Di! I want to hear the three Treegarden boys imitate a Chimera! Awooo~]
[Kitty, kitty! Sob! Please, little prince, sign her and Aya up for a family variety show. I want to watch them act in “Where Did Mom Go?”...]
[I want to hear you sing “Northeast China Is My Home”, actually, “Father” would be fine too!]
...It was the collective resentment of fanfic writers, including but not limited to people with one favorite character, fans of the entire cast, tops, bottoms, shippers, fans of platonic relationships, chaotic troublemakers, horny old perverts...
“What are all of you... talking about?! What kind of crazy nonsense is this?!”
Prince Xuanfeng's untainted, innocent heart was dealt a devastating blow.
“I can overlook your other ridiculous demands, but I can't harm a sage, and certainly not in that way! And besides! The Savior and I aren't even...”
A manga that suddenly appeared cut off his furious explanation.
[This copy of “Laigushi × Ci Zhui × Tentacles × Breeding Farm” has been delivered to you, Master Miguogeng. Remember to spread it around Ohema quickly.]
Wandi opened it and looked inside.
“…Ugh! How dare you use such despicable methods to defile the king's eyes... Listen up, vengeful spirits! Put away all those filthy delusions of yours. I won't do any of it! Be gone at once, and stop haunting me!”
[Oh, come on! Helping us is helping yourself, too!]
Several major story arcs suddenly played in Wandi's mind. The powerful music of the solar flare nearly shattered his heart, while the Savior's golden blood splattered amid wild laughter, almost robbing Wandi of speech entirely.
[We'd love to help you directly, but we can't. Under Taranton's restrictions, you have to fulfill our wishes first before you can get our help...]
“What can you do?”
[Well... we can balance the flow of time inside and outside Amphoreus, and give an unlucky newbie a chance to get an SSR gray-haired character on their first pull?]
“Deal!”
[Hooray!]
“...But keep it under control! I'd rather die than kiss that... Savior!”
[What about sleeping together?]
“Th-that's even more impossible!”
[Aww, look how red your face is! Wandi, what are you thinking? We only mean holding hands and sleeping side by side, like little kids~ Then saying “I love you” before bed~]
“...You think that's simple?!”
To save the Savior of the world, and to preserve his innocence amid all these demands, Prince Wandi of Xuanfeng set out on a difficult journey full of social embarrassment and laughter.
Space comedy, launch!
Theme: Love and peace
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Tales from the Tree Courtyard [Honkai: Star Rail]
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How Did I, the Vidyadhara High Elder, End Up in Teyvat?! [Genshin Impact]
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