Hao Baizhi slipped on a bar of soap in the bathroom and fell. She thought that was the end for her, leaving behind the regret of an unfinished argument with her husband.
But when she opened her eyes, she'd become a dog, a Chinese rural dog in a kennel waiting to be slaughtered: Big Yellow.
Shivering with fear.
After enduring all kinds of hardship and escaping with her life, she came back wanting nothing more than to mess with her husband every day.
Cold and ruthless vs. a manipulative, coquettish troublemaker
Yin Heng came home late and opened the door, only to be horrified: shredded toilet paper was scattered throughout the house like snow, his treasured sneakers had become chew toys, and the leather sofa had been torn open to reveal its foam stuffing.
At last, he saw a beautiful yellow dog skating past him at top speed, standing on a skateboard and shouting, “Yoo-hoo!” She even grinned at him.
Yin Heng died of rage.
In the end, Hao Baizhi lay spread-eagled in his arms, gazing at him tenderly. With deep sadness, she said, “You know what I regret most in this life? That I couldn't bear you children.”
Yin Heng's face fell apart: “…”
Later... To keep Hao Baizhi in check, Yin Heng adopted her lifelong nemesis, a stray cat named Big Orange.
Every day, it smacked her two hundred times, until she saw double.
Unable to take it anymore, Hao Baizhi resorted to a wedge-driving trick: she had it leave Jerry Mouse beside Yin Heng's bed while he was sick.
After being scolded, the chubby orange cat was so aggrieved that it vanished for three days.
When it came home, it had an arrow piercing its head, and it was wolfing down a cat.
It looked pitiful and miserable.
She was furious. Who could be so cruel as to hurt such an adorable little kitty?
Hao Baizhi now felt that spending all day picking fights with Yin Heng and battling heaven and earth was childish.
She had more important things to do, like rescuing stray animals or catching perverts.
Theme: Love and protection
