The Mini Scientist Doesn't Dream of Alcohol Monsters

[Cult Classic Short Story]

[Both the pairing and the plot are…]

"I'm Kurozawa Jin."

"I was born in the Organization's laboratory, made a name for myself as a hitman in middle age, spent my later years on the run, and died when a car exploded. Now I'm the FBI's finest agent."

"No transmigration, no being reborn."

"The Organization has been wiped out. Kudo Shinichi has just finished his two-year adventure as Edogawa, Akai Shuichi is out shopping with his two ex-girlfriends, and Furuya Rei is taking Morofushi Hiromitsu to Shiho's research institute for a checkup."

"Shiho is my lover."

"I always speak to her with my heart on my sleeve, and this genius scientist, who's the same age as me, always bends down with keen interest to kiss my fingertips."

The blurb is a scam.

The story itself is more serious.

Cast of this production:

Main pairing: Miyano Shiho x Kurozawa Jin (4i)

Others:

Edogawa Conan (an elementary schooler who scored a huge victory);

Vermouth (the theory that a junior high schooler survived);

Miyano Akemi (a clever, foolish person);

Akai Shuichi (victim of harassment, no. 1);

Furuya Rei (victim of harassment, no. 2);

Morofushi Hiromitsu (victim of the locked room)…

Also, if you might be interested, here's a completed Conan short story: "Fifteen Years of Entanglement with the Bomb Disposal Twins." Original male protagonist, no pairing, and a trio of best friends forming a love triangle.

Premise: Never give up on your future.