[Western Crossover] Be a Proud Gothamite

As the title says, I’m a Gothamite.

Other cities usually think of our place as a capital of crime, a hopeless dump of a city.

I won’t deny it.

But let me point out that Gotham has never been home only to the many crimes that thrive in the darkness, nor is it merely a breeding ground for high-IQ criminals. It’s a spirit.

The free spirit of old Gothamites!

Every Gothamite can freely choose their own life!

Whether you’re a criminal, a thug, a homeless person, a dropout, or a bakery owner, you can realize your potential in Gotham, where the local customs are simple and honest!

(Though if someone buys you, you’re only worth a hundred bucks.)

Ahem, I’ve gotten off track.

I just want to tell you:

In Gotham, you can join the Joker Gang and enjoy spectacular fireworks and every one of the Joker’s meltdowns; work part-time at Arkham and feed raw meat to Killer Croc; or open a villain-themed restaurant where superheroes can come for a group outing... On every quiet or not-so-quiet night, when you open your window and spot the urban legend Batman in the alley,

you can even push the window open and wave at him,

saying, "Hey, Bat! How’s work going tonight?"

So why not hold your head high and be a proud Gothamite?

A hundred miles of explosions beneath your feet, a Gothamite’s soul in a life of confidence!

Mostly slice of life, with a different Gotham resident in each chapter, more or less.

OOC is on me.

Theme: A life of confidence