[Please add my upcoming story, He Told Me to Be Good and Obey, to your favorites. It'll be my next one! A hilarious campus novel, fully drafted at 390,000 words.]
[Blurb]
The untouchable beauty x the devoted flirt
Zhou Xian opened and closed his eyes, and suddenly found himself in a haunted, run-down place, lugging a big red suitcase decorated with flowers.
Everyone else was crying and sniveling. Only Chi Yu looked completely calm.
Zhou Xian asked him, "Do you know where we are?"
Chi Yu looked innocent. "Why do you think I'd know?"
Zhou Xian: "You're the one standing there like you own the place."
Chi Yu: "I've just accepted my fate."
Zhou Xian believed him.
Then, fifteen minutes later, he saw with his own eyes as the guy casually vanished into thin air.
After a bloody battle, the guy casually appeared out of thin air again.
Zhou Xian: "..."
He immediately snapped the elimination slip he'd drawn and pressed it hard against Chi Yu's neck, forcing him to team up.
Chi Yu agreed. He even eagerly told Zhou Xian that if he spun the rusty ring he'd found three times, he could leave this place for two hours.
Zhou Xian thought he was just pretending to cooperate.
But the next day, when Zhou Xian broke the rules and was forced to take the next mission alone, Chi Yu grabbed his hand and secretly slipped him the life-saving ring.
Zhou Xian: "?"
Something was off, but he couldn't tell what.
Until later, when Chi Yu seriously told him, "Actually, I've had a crush on you for ten years."
Zhou Xian: Now that makes sense.
...But now things were getting weird.
System: [?]
System: [You used my parts to confess to a player??? Try that again and see what happens!]
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[Instance One] Abandoned school in the 1990s: Play games with a ram-headed monster, find its axe, and chop off its limbs.
[Instance Two] Old European town: Discover the real identity of the ghost girl, the true or false manor owner's daughter. Find the real leader of the Cross Church and execute them.
[Instance Three] Paper Doll Village: Paint eyes on paper dolls and burn the paper dolls of the newlywed couple who died.
[Instance Four] Modern cruise ship: A never-ending loop, until you find who really killed the girl with the polluted seawater.
[Instance Five] Mount Olympus in ancient Greece: Keep a god's heart beating with human lives. Each life sustains Cupid's heartbeat for one day, until you expose Cupid's son's lies as required by the System's mission and bring Cupid back to life.
[Instance Six] Cabin in the woods: The ring is broken. The top and bottom are on opposite sides in a werewolf game, and only one can survive when the instance ends.
[Instance Seven] Superstitious village: The Core Oversight Office sends them into a deadly System scenario. Everyone waits for death. Burn the villager NPCs, uncover the System core's long-buried tragedy, and join forces with the outside world to break the System.
1. Happy ending.
2. The golden finger breaks down later, and the top and bottom will be relentlessly targeted by the System.
[Blurb for the next story, Try Bringing a Rice Cooker to School Again]
- The full 390,000-word story is finished and has been thoroughly edited. Go ahead and add it to your favorites!
- Unlucky rich kid x cool, sharp-tongued guy
[Blurb One]
Chen Shu thinks he must have something wrong with his head to keep playing truth or dare with Cai Xinyuan and the others, drawing cards, and never winning a single time.
On the first day of sophomore year, Chen Shu was forced to wear gloves made from black garbage bags for an entire class. His new deskmate, Shen Xingjin, stared at his pink manicure poking through the bags all day.
He endured it.
On the second day, Chen Shu was forced to run around the entire school building in pink bow slippers. Shen Xingjin stared at his slippers all day.
He endured it.
On the third day, Chen Shu was forced to bring an old-fashioned rice cooker with a big floral pattern to school and set it on his desk. Shen Xingjin... stared at the big red flowers for a full ten minutes.
Chen Shu: ...
He couldn't take it anymore!
He stood up, furious, and slammed his hand on the desk.
...Then, under the entire class's watchful eyes, he picked up the rice paddle, opened the rice cooker's lid, and gritted his teeth as he asked Shen Xingjin, "Want some rice? I'll serve you some."
[Blurb Two]
After an accident in his first year of high school, unlucky Chen Shu developed something wrong with his brain.
Whenever the young master tried to study seriously, he'd get a violent headache, so bad he'd grit his teeth, struggle to breathe, break out in a cold sweat, and lose all sense of time. And current medical technology couldn't find anything wrong with him.
Then, at the start of his sophomore year, his assigned deskmate gave him a medicated candy. Dizzy and confused, Chen Shu casually grabbed it and popped it into his mouth.
His symptoms soon eased, and the headache he'd expected never came.
This was too strange.
Chen Shu picked up the candy wrapper. There was no manufacturing date, no production license, no ingredients list. Nothing.
Chen Shu narrowed his eyes at Shen Xingjin. "...Where did you get this?"
Shen Xingjin looked down at him and replied coolly, "Mixed it up in an underground lab. No idea what's in it or if it might kill you."
Chen Shu: 120! 120! 120!!!!!!!!!
Later, Chen Shu set aside his rich-kid airs and asked Shen Xingjin, "Do you have any more candy? I need it to survive."
"I do." Shen Xingjin lowered his eyes, held Chen Shu's face with his left hand, pressed his thumb against his lower lip, and said softly, "Beg me, and I'll give you some."
[Blurb Three]
After seven years abroad, the first thing Chen Shu did when he returned home was willingly let himself get scammed.
A friend asked him, "You've only been back two days and already have a boyfriend? Who is he?"
Chen Shu said, "That handsome guy I brought back to the office yesterday. The one you felt sorry for."
His friend's eyes widened. "The guy I felt sorry for? Didn't he scam you out of money? How'd he suddenly become your boyfriend? Did he sweet-talk you into it?"
Chen Shu calmly replied, "He scammed me out of tens of millions and can't pay it back, so he's paying me back with himself."
Friend: ?
Making a scammer pay you back with himself... Isn't that a little too casual?
He thought the handsome guy was probably planning to scam Chen Shu out of a few tens of millions more and run away.
But Chen Shu didn't seem to care. And if he got to look at that handsome face every day... it was worth it.
His friend asked again, "What if he runs away?"
Chen Shu's hand paused. He replied in a flat voice, "If he dares to run, I'll break his legs."
"Whoa..." Thinking of how pitiful the handsome guy's hands had looked yesterday, his friend's voice grew weaker. He stared at Chen Shu. "Where is he now?"
"At my place."
"Oh..."
So he'd been locked... kept at home. No wonder Chen Shu hadn't brought him to the office.
The owner of a publicly listed company falls in love with a scammer and can't bear to let him go. Yeah...
"Finn, I didn't know you were into forced love," his friend said with a laugh, giving him a thumbs-up. "Pretty intense."
[Blurb Four]
Seven years after they parted, Chen Shu had once sworn never to return to China. But after his company officially went public in Beijing, he was forced to move back and settle there.
On the day he returned, he learned that Shen Xingjin had become an esports star, a professional player who had made a name for himself while still young and was worth over a hundred million. The quiet, cool teenager had led his team through countless obstacles, won trophy after trophy, and started a new dynasty.
Chen Shu's older brother told him that for all seven years, Shen Xingjin had kept asking about Chen Shu's life abroad, while also making him promise to keep it secret.
The night before Shen Xingjin retired, Chen Shu cried as he asked him, "My life abroad was awful. Why didn't you come find me?"
Shen Xingjin held him in his arms, his voice hoarse. "Every off-season for the past few years, I went to the consulate, but my visa applications were rejected every time. I couldn't exactly sneak across the border."
"Which visa officer was it?" Chen Shu frowned and sobbed. "I'll go wait outside their office tomorrow."
"That might not be a good idea." Shen Xingjin kissed him from the corner of his lips up to the corner of his eyes, soothing him softly. "They have diplomatic immunity."
1. Happy ending, and both are each other's only partner.
2. It's genuinely hilarious. If you don't laugh, you can hit me.
3. Please, baby, add it to your favorites.
Theme: Never give up.
Finished spreading flowers! [Spreading flowers][Spreading flowers] Wuwuwu, the young couple will be happy forever! 😣