The Hated Seventh Prince After Being Reborn

Reborn with his eyes open, Li Chang'an has become a six-year-old little dumpling. He flops onto the soft couch, arms and legs sprawled out. "In this life, nobody's making me work myself to the bone!"

In his previous life, he struggled until he was hacked to pieces. This time, his motto is: If I can lie down and stir up trouble, I absolutely refuse to stand up and wear myself out!

System 007 rubs its hands together excitedly and binds itself to him at lightning speed. [Ding! Chosen One located! Host merit value detected... Huh? It's off the charts?! System upgrading to... a Parenting System?!]

On his first day of school, Li Chang'an goes "om nom" and bites down on his Fifth Imperial Brother's ear, refusing to let go.

007 screams inside his head, covering its face. "It's over, it's over! The Host has gone completely off the rails!"

The emperor rushes over at the news and, with a grim face, grabs him by the back of his collar. "You little rascal! ..."

Li Chang'an sets fire to a side hall and watches the little flames grow bigger and bigger, hands on his hips.

007 breaks down, its screen filled with garbled text. "Host, run! Someone's going to die!"

His Second Imperial Brother, the crown prince, hurries over, but instead of scolding him, he lifts him high into the air to avoid the flying sparks. His voice is full of helplessness. "You little troublemaker, stand farther away when you play with fire. You'll burn yourself."

Li Chang'an "accidentally" smashes the empress's beloved heirloom jade into pieces, then blinks his big eyes and innocently gazes at the shards on the ground.

007 has already given up and entered standby mode. "The System can't save you. Just wait to die..."

But the empress only smiles, pinches his cheek, and pulls him into her arms. "May you be safe and sound. As it happens, that red jade coral statue in the storeroom suits our An'er even better."

007 looks at its Host, sprawled out like a little rice cake and drooling, then at the crowd of family members around him, all gazing at him with indulgent affection and not a principle among them. In silence, it opens the backend and starts playing One Hundred Tips from Parenting Experts: How to Correct a Brat.

What makes Li Chang'an's scalp crawl most is that even Chi Yan, the cold and heartless Duke of Zhenguo who hated him to the bone in his previous life, has now become his study companion.

The young man, eyes reddened, carefully tugs at the corner of his blanket and begs in a hoarse voice, "Your Highness, please look at me..."

Li Chang'an buries his little head deep in the covers, leaving only a few tufts of bedhead visible. He wails inwardly, "There's no hope for any of them! They're all crazy! Stay away from me!"

007 watches as the Host falls asleep in an instant, already snoring softly, and switches off the parenting video in anguish. "I can't manage him. I really can't manage him! This bunch of Hosts and family members are all bugs!"

Theme: Love yourself and others