[Third-person narration]
Tang San is steady, so I'll gladly take him. Xiao Wu is adorable, so I'll gladly take her too. Rongrong, Zhuqing, Dai Mubai, and Oscar are all quite attractive, so I'll gladly take them all.
"What about me?" Ma Hongjun pointed at himself.
"Let's skip you. I'm worried you'd make me choke."
The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's leader is still a charmer, so I'll gladly take her.
Bibi Dong, the Pope, is alluring and graceful, so I'll gladly take her too.
Poison Douluo is delicate and lovely, so I'll gladly take him as well.
"Uh-oh, a monk has come to Douluo Dalu."
"I can't help it. My golden finger lets me get the same powers as anyone I gladly take."
"Wait, what's a monk? Can someone explain?"
[Warning: Yes, the protagonist takes them all.]
I've been seeing the comic version of this cosplayed everywhere lately. It's really taking me back to my childhood, and certain old memories have started flooding back, so I decided to write this.
Theme: Moonlight over the Twenty-Four Bridges.
