A Renamed Love Letter

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Luosi Yu has a crush on someone, and he pours all his feelings into a letter. By the following week, though, he's fallen for someone else.

What should he do if he forgets to send it?

He decides to erase the recipient's name, put old wine in a new bottle, and send it to someone at random.

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The beasts who receive the love letters wait for their little lamb to come running into their arms, but nothing happens for three whole days.

At last, they can't stand it any longer and make their move, only to keep running into annoying rivals along the way.

"Why are you following my wife?"

"Luosi Yu likes me, doesn't he?!"

"That pink envelope looks familiar..."

Surrounded by the others, the little lamb raises a hand to scratch the underdeveloped little horns on his head. Turning the tables, he says:

"I only love my husband. None of you count, okay?"

Reader's Guide:

1. Beautiful and strong. The uke is doted on by the seme, and pursues the seme.

2. A flirtatious sheep seme who falls in love at first sight with everyone he meets.

3. Set at a university for monsters. All the uke characters are paragons of virtue, including but not limited to black panthers, green anacondas, saltwater crocodiles, and crowned eagles.

Theme: In the battle for love, the most devious wins.