You Don't Want Anyone Finding Out About Us, Do You?

Clueless straight bottom × Cross-dressing top

Shen Zhao: At this point, even an idiot should have figured it out, right?

Li Wen: He's been provoking me the whole time.

On their third anniversary, Li Wen's girlfriend left him.

Because he wasn't very good in bed.

But remembering how gentle and considerate she'd been, Li Wen was sure she'd come back. He sent her messages all night, like a lovesick fool.

He eventually cried himself to sleep and dreamed that his girlfriend was hooking up with his boss.

The next day, a new manager arrived who looked exactly like the man in his dream. That's when Li Wen began to panic.

At a team dinner, the newly appointed manager said he was interested in Li Wen's girlfriend. A few days later, he moved in next door. “I'm your new neighbor. Aren't you going to invite me in?”

Li Wen awkwardly tried to handle him, only for his boss to discover his secret: that he was bad in bed. But the boss just smiled and said he could help.

“Did you know that working out stimulates that part of a man's body?”

Li Wen wasn't convinced, but seeing how forceful his boss was, he had no choice but to give in. “I-I'll give it a try.”

They went running and worked out together.

Li Wen was exhausted and dizzy, forced to lean against his boss, and didn't even notice him secretly rubbing his lower back.

“Didn't work? Then let's try something else.”

Li Wen's vision went black, but his boss was so quick to book them a time that he had no choice but to agree again.

Li Wen couldn't figure out why his boss was being so kind.

Until he found his girlfriend's contact information on the boss's phone.

So his boss really was after his girlfriend after all.

Shen Zhao had a cross-dressing fetish and a clueless boyfriend.

His boyfriend was so clueless, all he did was bury himself in drawing. After three years together, he still didn't know whether Shen Zhao was a man or a woman.

At first, Shen Zhao was only playing around, but before long he was in too deep and wanted more.

He wanted to enter every part of Li Wen's world, so he came up with a plan.

“I heard you've had a girlfriend for years. How come I've never met her?”

Reader's guide:

● Pure romance, one-on-one, each other's first love

● No fantasy elements

● Don't bully the clueless guy

Synopsis for the next upcoming story

"I Picked Up a Green-Tea Househusband"

Proud, prickly bottom × Sickly, househusband top

…

Yan Mingyun first met his future spouse at his childhood friend Jian Che's wedding. He was the groom, and Yan Mingyun was a groomsman.

He heard at the wedding that the bride was marrying into the Jian family to get medical care for her frail younger brother.

He felt terribly sorry for her. How could anyone be so pitiful?

Although Yan Mingyun felt guilty toward his friend, he fell in love at first sight with the kind and beautiful bride, and could hardly stop himself from kicking his friend aside and taking his place.

He was still kicking himself for meeting the bride too late, after the marriage arrangement had already been made, when his friend ran away from the wedding, cursing as he tore off his clothes.

His friend's intended spouse, no, his bride, was standing all alone on the stage.

The lustful Yan Mingyun ignored everyone's objections, went up on stage to complete the wedding, and gleefully took his beauty back to their bridal chamber.

Just when he thought he was about to start a brand-new life, the beauty took off her high heels and turned out to be taller than him. Then he took off his clothes and turned out to be bigger than him.

“I'm her younger brother. My sister ran away from the wedding.”

Yan Mingyun's world collapsed.

To hell with love. It was all a lie.

…

The bride Yan Mingyun brought home was actually Si Yuxi's younger brother, Si Yusong.

To save face after his sister ran away, Si Yusong was forced to put on a wedding dress and walk down the aisle. Through a series of misunderstandings, Yan Mingyun took him home.

Though Si Yusong was a man, he was wonderfully domestic.

He had school during the day, but still made sure Yan Mingyun had three meals a day. As soon as he got home, he did the housework, and at night, he warmed the bed. He kept Yan Mingyun's little doghouse spotless.

Even so, Yan Mingyun still wasn't satisfied with him.

For three reasons:

First, Si Yusong wasn't clingy enough.

No matter when Yan Mingyun went out drinking, Si Yusong would quietly leave a light on until he came home, never stopping him.

Yan Mingyun: “I'm going out drinking. Stay home and behave.”

Si Yusong smiled gently at him. “Come home early. I'll be waiting.”

Second, Si Yusong was too clingy.

Every time Yan Mingyun came home, Si Yusong would sniff him all over to make sure he hadn't been too close to anyone else.

Yan Mingyun: “Good grief, why are you sniffing me like a dog every day? Isn't it annoying?”

Si Yusong continued sniffing him. “You smell like someone else. Who was it? Someone I know?”

Third, Si Yusong was too frail.

Whenever Yan Mingyun couldn't take Si Yusong's controlling ways and tried to push back, Si Yusong would collapse in front of him.

Yan Mingyun: “Seriously? Are you faking it again?”

Si Yusong clutched his chest. “I'm sorry, bro. It's all my fault. My body is just too weak.”

Yan Mingyun: …

Once Yan Mingyun's friends learned he had a frail, jealous, green-tea partner, no one dared invite him out drinking anymore.

His nightlife out on the town was over, but his nightlife at home was just getting started.

When Si Yusong resisted, he was so fragile that one touch made him collapse. When he didn't resist, he was strong and robust, and Yan Mingyun didn't see the sun for three days straight.

Yan Mingyun: “Quit biting me, for fuck's sake. Aren't you tired? How many times have we done this?”

Si Yusong nipped his earlobe. “Thank you for caring about my health, darling. I'm just doing my duty. I won't let you down.”

Theme: Confidence is what matters most