The Cannon-Fodder Real Young Master Is a Slime?!

[Complete. Enjoy! ✨✨] A carefree slime bottom x a cold but devoted husband top Shi Yunmu is a slime living in the abyss. Who would have thought that one day he’d transmigrate into a book and become the cannon-fodder real young master, then be sent off to marry into the declining Lu family? Shi Yunmu, still getting used to his human form: Heh. Just you wait. Once the Great Slime King gets all his powers back, he’ll swallow up everyone who’s ever bullied him! The first person he’ll swallow can be the “useless” husband he’s marrying into the Lu family. ^v^ But after the marriage, he discovers that his husband is nothing like he imagined: Handsome, broad-shouldered and slim-waisted, and especially gentle with him. He can do all the housework and cook every dish. The perfect househusband. Monsters keep showing up at their home for no apparent reason, and Shi Yunmu gulps them down one by one. His powers recover at rocket speed! The well-fed slime burps contentedly. “Swallow people? What swallowing people? Anyway, my husband’s calling me to dinner. :P” - Lu Que is the captain of the Abnormal Investigation Squad, exceptionally powerful and cold-hearted. He thought a man this cold would never fall in love in his entire life. Who could have guessed that Lu Que would suddenly marry the young master of the Shi family, who has nothing going for him but his looks? But the first time they meet, Lu Que realizes: His marriage partner isn’t human. How could a defenseless blob of jelly sprawl on a swing, fast asleep without a care in the world? And after turning human, the young man looks at him with complete trust, smiling brightly as he sweetly calls him “hubby” over and over. “Don’t worry, hubby. I’ll be good!” ...What a good actor this monster is. Lu Que’s gaze lingers on the ring. His expression grave but calm, he makes a decision: for the safety of humanity, he has to go through with this marriage. - Shi Yunmu is very satisfied with his bargain husband and plans to keep living this way. But then the abyss begins merging with this world! Shi Yunmu panics. He still has a whole bunch of clones back in the abyss! He rushes to the edge of the abyss, but just then he gets a message from his husband: [Where are you?] Shi Yunmu replies affectionately: [I’m at home sleeping, hubby. OvO] His husband: [Turn around.] Shi Yunmu turns around without thinking. In the crowd approaching him, his husband gently waves his phone, staring at him with a perfectly expressionless face. Shi Yunmu, who promised he’d “be good”: Haha, I’m so screwed. Notes: 1. My own brand of brainless fluff. No switching or breaking up the established couple! 2. For more details, see the author’s note in Chapter 1. 🥺 3. Cover art by @Yu Xian Tiao Yi 4. One-on-one couple who dote on each other. Extreme shippers, beware. My new novel is out, The Evil God’s Baby, Born of a Dragon-Slaying Protagonist. Please add it to your favorites! Meng Xu is the head of the Bureau, sharp-eyed and decisive. He beats up supernatural horrors without hesitation, the very picture of a real-life dragon-slaying protagonist. But one day, a little white bundle accosts him. The child clutches his pant leg, lifts his fair little face, and happily calls him, “Mama!” Meng Xu: “...” So you’re saying that someone broad-shouldered, slim-waisted, tall, and fierce can become a mom without giving birth? - When asked where he lives, the child says the abyss. When asked who his father is, he says the most powerful evil god. When asked where his parents are, the child points at Meng Xu and says softly, “You’re my mama.” Meng Xu: Right, so he’s a little idiot. He decides to take the kid home and raise him for now. Then He ends up completely smitten. He gets home late, and the child is so sleepy he can barely keep his eyes open, but still waits in the living room with his chin propped on his hands. He toddles over and offers a dessert he made himself. “Mama, have some!” Meng Xu says nothing and just digs in. After accidentally seeing Meng Xu covered in wounds, the little tyke’s eyes well up with tears. “Mama, I’ll protect you from now on!” Then he casually punches an SSS-rank supernatural horror into oblivion. Meng Xu: “.” Is this right? After Meng Xu kills a powerful enemy and the gods flee in terror, the only one to greet him is a smiling child who hugs him. “Mama, you worked hard!” This time, Meng Xu doesn’t refuse. He hesitates, carefully adjusts his posture, and stiffly replies, “...Mm.” Maybe having a kid isn’t so bad? He’s really become a mom. :) - Until one day, a special visitor arrives at the Bureau and specifically asks to see Meng Xu. The moment Meng Xu arrives, he sees a man as handsome as a god, with long silver hair exactly like the little white bundle at his home. The silver-haired man smiles gently. “Long time no see. Has Rongrong been troubling you?” Meng Xu stares blankly at him. “Who are you?” The man falls silent for a moment, then takes off his sunglasses and sighs. “Even after I’ve killed 1,008 rivals, are you still determined to keep the child and ditch the father?” Meng Xu: “?” - Rongrong grew up in the abyss and had never seen his mama. His dad told him that Mama had lost his memory and forgotten about them, which was why he hadn’t come to see Rongrong. Rongrong thought maybe he could go find Mama himself! So Rongrong ran away from home, and luckily, he found Mama. Although Mama is nothing like the “gentle and considerate” person Dad described, that’s okay. Rongrong believes he can make Mama like him again! ovo #Click here to see a father gain status through his child #Shocking: The evil god is a total wife guy! Theme: Love can cross all boundaries.