My Archrival Begs Me Every Day to Stop Kissing Him!

At the Three Realms Grand Assembly, Ye Chenbi and her sworn enemy Jiang Jinlou died together in a spectacular fashion. When she opened her eyes again, she was nestled in Jiang Jinlou's arms. Beneath the brocade quilt, they were completely naked, their limbs entwined in an intimate embrace, their bodies marked with conspicuous red traces... All the evidence of last night's madness. “You despicable scoundrel!” Ye Chenbi drove her knee upward. “You shameless wretch!” Jiang Jinlou raised his hand to strike. Ye Chenbi died, then came back to life. But living again was more agonizing than death. She and Jiang Jinlou had been reborn a hundred years later, with most of their cultivation gone. She and Jiang Jinlou had become the most envied couple in the Three Realms, and they even had a seventeen-year-old daughter. She and Jiang Jinlou were sealed inside a mountain, unable to go anywhere. The only good news: the seal could be broken, and she could be saved. The worst news: to break the seal, they had to act like a loving couple. One kiss let them leave the mountain for three days; One session of dual cultivation let them leave for half a month; If the time ran out without renewing it, they were automatically sent back. To win their freedom and uncover the truth behind their rebirth, Ye Chenbi gritted her teeth and endured. Forced to be intimate with Jiang Jinlou, she put on a show of being a loving couple in public. The journey home was long. They fought side by side with their swords, slaying demons and catching ghosts along the way, and they did work together quite well. There were only two things Ye Chenbi was unhappy about. First: When they kissed, Jiang Jinlou pretended to resist while clearly coveting her cultivation. Second: During dual cultivation, Jiang Jinlou was glib-tongued, obviously lusting after her yang energy. She stayed on her guard. This man was devious, and he wanted a lot from her. Halfway through the journey, Ye Chenbi realized Jiang Jinlou was getting stranger and stranger Ye Chenbi: “The time limit is up. Why are you still kissing me?” Jiang Jinlou: “...” Ye Chenbi: “We agreed it would only happen once. Why are you still moving?” Jiang Jinlou: “...” At first, Jiang Jinlou thought Ye Chenbi was obsessed with swords, an aficionado. Later, he realized Ye Chenbi was obsessed with love, a fool. For three reasons. First: She always kept her eyes open when they kissed. Second: She talked too much during dual cultivation. Third: She could not tell that he loved her. #Sworn enemies fueled by pure hatred, from stabbing each other to stabbing each other again #Two untouchable cultivators are reborn and discover that they are both surprisingly down-to-earth Upcoming novel: "Husband, Please Breathe Your Last!", straightforward little dog demoness vs. scheming wolf demon The dog demon Yue Jinghong had cultivated for a hundred years, with one wish in life: to become an immortal. An elder of her clan taught her a ten-character shortcut to immortality, each word worth its weight in gold: “A dying husband's tears, and you ascend beyond the world.” In other words, to become an immortal, her husband had to die first. Yue Jinghong immediately took a fancy to Li Jibai, a well-known sickly scholar in town, the young master of the Li family. He was twenty years old, had been taking medicine since childhood, and had just been told by every physician in town that he would not live another six months. He was practically the perfect “husband” for her. As it happened, the Sun family, whose daughter had been engaged to Li Jibai since before birth, sent word from a thousand miles away to break off the engagement. Yue Jinghong acted at once, pretended to be Sun Shiqing, the Sun family's daughter, and married into the Li family. Her plan was simple: behave herself for half a year, wait for Li Jibai to die, collect his dying tears, and ascend to immortality. On their wedding night, she looked at Li Jibai, pale-faced and coughing his lungs out, and prayed devoutly beneath the moon: “Heavenly Dog God, please make sure my husband dies right on time!” The sickly Li Jibai, courtesy name Lanjie, was truly an extraordinary man. By day, a breeze could knock him over, and he was too weak to get out of bed. By night, he took her over walls to investigate cases and hunt demons, coming and going like the wind. Yue Jinghong waited anxiously for half a year, but instead of her husband's dying tears, she got one piece of bad news after another. Li Jibai's health improved, and he became vigorous in bed. Li Jibai solved a string of strange cases and was about to head to the capital to take up an official post. Li Jibai donned his official robes, and the Li family rose to prosperity again. When it became clear Li Jibai was not going to die, Yue Jinghong had no choice but to come clean and planned to find another sickly husband. The night she confessed, a red moon hung in the sky. Before Yue Jinghong could speak, a huge wolf tail slowly emerged from behind Li Jibai. She was so shocked that her own dog tail popped out. “...You're a demon too?” Li Jibai slowly curled his wolf tail around her dog tail. “I am a wolf demon, and Honghong is a dog. We are of the same kind, and made for each other.” Yue Jinghong was on the verge of tears. After a long pause, she managed to say, “...The elder said a wolf demon is a fox.” “Honghong, your husband is both fox and wolf.” “...” A fox who lures dogs, a wolf who devours them. That is a wolf demon. Theme: In life, we shall meet again; in death, our love will endure