The Right Way to Read a Love Letter in HP

It all began with a Potions lesson on Valentine's Day.

Because of his Potions partner Stella Dursley's idiotic antics, he nearly got poisoned to death. After barely waking up from the brink of death, he heard his partner's bizarre inner voice:

[Even though he's sick, he still buttoned his shirt all the way to the top. I want to ship him so badly.]

What does that even mean?

There were countless similar thoughts, including but not limited to shipping Dumbledore and Grindelwald in class, wondering how many abs Sirius, his brother, had, and...

Wanting to do unspeakable things to him.

Regulus, who only wanted to study in peace, couldn't take it anymore. But there was nothing he could do about other people's thoughts, so all he could do was get mad for a moment.

Just as the constant chatter was driving him to pretend to be sick and go home, he picked up on an unexpected piece of information.

[What a shame. Regulus is so wonderful, and he died so young because of Voldemort. Poor me, my husband died in the prime of his life.]

Regulus, having extracted the key information: ???

He decided to quietly probe into Stella Dursley's secret.

A proper, old-fashioned little Slytherin lord x a witty, sweet, and shameless darling girl.

The girl is a transmigrator? Also Uncle Vernon's younger sister.

Dedicated to my childhood crush, Regulus Black.

The original ending will be changed? Harry will have a happy childhood.

Theme: Love yourself well.