The blurb is unfinished and still being polished.
Blurb One:
On the way to a competition, students from █ji Academy, who couldn’t stand each other, got into a fight on the bus. They accidentally knocked the steering wheel, causing them and the vehicle to transmigrate to an unknown world, where they were bound to the Loving Family System.
The System required them to pretend to be close friends in front of special characters. Once they completed the assigned missions, it would grant their wishes.
Naturally, each of them was given the identity best suited to them in this world.
But...
[Retired Assassin]: What kind of ridiculous setting makes an assassin unable to kill? System, can’t I just unalive myself and change identities?
[X-Black Crown Prince]: Thanks for asking. I landed and immediately got a gravely ill grandfather, making me the future heir to five buildings. Before I could even celebrate, Grandfather died. Now that usurping quack is about to come kill me. Someone save me, haha!
[Little Curse King]: Hahahahahahaha curses hahahahahahaha sob sob sob sob sob sob sob hahahaha sob sob sob...
[Monkey King’s Second Son]: Damn.
Also, why did I become best friends with that guy!!! ×20
Blurb Two:
In a world where sorcerers and ability users neither interfered with nor affected each other, people suddenly discovered that a group of them had crossed the boundary the world tacitly accepted and formed close, profound bonds.
"Listen. Someone’s soul is crying."
Great waves surged high, soaking the young woman’s starry-night dress. She looked up sadly and folded her hands around a rose beaded with dew.
"They are spirits born of war."
A dark-blue-haired boy had appeared beside her at some point.
"Then, "
He opened his arms. "Let those who committed slaughter mourn the dead."
Lightning flashed and thunder roared. The waves surged, sweeping away a soul’s shriek.
[The Nightingale and the Rose]
The first day they met:
Nightingale: "Um... So... what was your name again...?"
Rose: "Let me see. Oh, I’m ○○○."
Rose: "And you?"
Nightingale: "□□□."
Rose: "Pleased to meet you, Square."
Nightingale: "Pleased to meet you, Circle."
The Nth day after they met:
Nightingale, tired of being a sorrowful Maria: "Wanna die?"
Rose, tired of being harassed as a student: "Let’s die."
"When will I finally cross this endless sea and find somewhere to call home?"
"I’ll be your guide and show you the way."
"Even if I’m dull, slow, idle, and useless?"
"Then follow me, listen to me, and do as I say."
Fog blanketed the sky, and danger lurked all around.
The boy sealed in winter’s snow crouched down and pulled a tall figure out of a pool of blood.
He looked cold and arrogant.
He looked foolish and boring.
[The Wise Man’s Sword]
The first day they met:
The Wise Man, who had waited four years for his first mission: "...You mean you drifted at sea for three years before realizing you could teleport?"
The Sword, who had drifted at sea for three years and worked under the table for another year: "I never noticed I had any special abilities."
The Sword: "Why did you stab me?"
The Nth day after they met:
The Sword: "Why are you still stabbing me?"
"In your opinion, which gives more freedom: power or money?"
"I think love and desire are choices of equal worth."
"Think about it. In this world, "
"What problem can’t be solved with money and power?"
In a glittering world of fame and fortune, butterflies and peacocks danced together, smiling atop the most dazzling stage.
[Crystal Flower]
The first day they met:
The Peacock, who had been blocked from entering the bathroom by the Butterfly more than a dozen times: "I don’t want to be with this pervert!!!"
The Butterfly, who had merely gone to the bathroom in a skirt and been called a pervert: "Ever heard of being politically correct, you loser?!"
The Nth day after they met:
Golden-glitter Peacock: "How do you run a casino?"
Pink-and-shiny Butterfly: "Just lure in some under-the-table workers."
Golden-glitter Peacock: "But that’ll lose us money, won’t it?"
Pink-and-shiny Butterfly: "Useless loser. I’ll handle it."
"We depend on each other to survive."
"We’ll never be apart."
"Kill him, the cause of all our happiness being destroyed."
"Kill him, the sinner who shattered all our delusions."
In the High School’s detention room, a boy wrapped from head to toe in talismans stood unmoved by the strongest sorcerer’s threats and temptations.
Having lost everything, he began to hate everything.
Including his adoptive father and his best friend.
[Monsters Never Apart]
The first day they met:
The monster stared at the curse before him and let out a piercing shriek.
The Nth day after they met:
The curse stared at himself, unable to die no matter what, and joined the monster in letting out a piercing shriek.
# Some characters mistakenly idealize others. No secondary couples. The main cast’s relationships are all platonic, and the characters are paired up in various combinations. The blurbs are just for illustration.
# The leads are already in love from the start, and their dynamic is like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They make their relationship official after the Dragon Head Conflict. The story begins early in the original timeline: Dazai is 13, and it is Gojo Satoru’s first year as a teacher. There are some original settings and plot changes.
# Everyone is a chaotic evil scumbag. They’ll all betray and attack each other, so it’s normal for them to trade insults.
Thesis: None
