The Interstellar Alliance's Top Data Analyst

Gods' War is a hugely popular full-dive game renowned throughout the interstellar world.

It combines many kinds of gameplay, including puzzle-solving, exploration, combat, and knowledge. Its setting is vast, with countless instances, and rumors even say it contains civilization data from before the War Era and the Age of Exploration.

Countless interstellar people who have spent their lives searching for civilizations from before the Age of Exploration are flocking to Gods' War.

Thanks to its immense setting, varied gameplay, and support from all sides, the game has spawned many professions, both by design and by chance: combatants, analysts, commanders, and data miners.

Data miners make the most money, and players jokingly call them "gold diggers."

Some data miners have even struck it rich overnight by unearthing ancient data.

The old saying is right: where there are players, there are business opportunities, and where there are business opportunities, there will be no shortage of gold diggers hoping to make money from them.

Zhou Yunjun, who had just learned the basics of interstellar society, was one of them.

Like many others, he wanted to make a quick buck from the game.

But he was different from the other gold diggers.

He came from before the Age of Exploration. He was a genuine, bona fide "ancient" person.

The data many data miners dreamed of finding was nothing more than a simple memory to him.

In other words, if Zhou Yunjun wanted to, overnight he could go from being an unlucky survivor of a pirate nest, rescued by the government but suffering from amnesia, to a wealthy man.

Would Zhou Yunjun dare?

He wouldn't.

Before he understood the rules of the interstellar world, he could sell the data today and end up in a secret research institute tomorrow just because he entered his apartment left foot first.

So Zhou Yunjun followed the crowd into the game, planning to play a few rounds and gradually sell off some data.

Then, to his great honor, he became a... combatant.

Because his information exam score wasn't high enough, he couldn't get his data miner certification.

Zhou Yunjun, who had spent nearly twenty years studying in the past, only to fail to apply for a certificate because he didn't understand interstellar script well enough: ...

He'd been done in by not being able to read interstellar script again!

Fortunately, somehow his game stats had come along with him, allowing Zhou Yunjun, a frail intellectual, to make a name for himself as a combatant.

Later, he even joined a team, competed, and won a major prize.

Though the team was run by a violent maniac: Ye Feifei, who looked adorable, but whose voice was every bit that of a domineering older sister.

And though the team's data miner was so bizarre that they believed Trump and Biden were a couple, star-crossed lovers; Lin Daiyu and Sun Wukong were bound by a fateful romance; and Marco Polo and Yaoyao were... what?

So it's really only love affairs that get passed down through the ages?

Zhou Yunjun groaned, "...You've got it wrong. Marco Polo was an Italian from the Yuan Dynasty, and Yao is just a game character!"

The data miner declared with absolute certainty, "Impossible! No way!"

Another combatant on the team sided with the data miner and said earnestly, "I even saw an NPC's story about their epic love in an instance! You're so behind the times!"

Zhou Yunjun: "..."

Gods' War, what the hell is wrong with you? Why does a game need to give its NPCs such rich and varied lives?!

#Qiu, Her Highness's Head Is Killing Her#

But obviously, the data miner wasn't the only weirdo on the team. There were plenty of weirdos.

Actually, there weren't many normal people on the team at all.

Just then, Zhou Yunjun received another message from a teammate having a breakdown.

Fu Zongsheng, the team's commander who also worked as an analyst and sometimes as a data miner, was standing on a cliff, feeling the wind and contemplating life. He said solemnly:

[A Yun, life is the wilderness.]

Fu Zongsheng thought that only games were true art, true life!

Zhou Yunjun, who had no idea what kind of madness had overtaken him this time, fell silent.

Maybe the old him wouldn't have known what to say, but he was different now.

He replied coolly: [Got any mines? Then how can you call it the wilderness?]

Fu Zongsheng, who really didn't have any mines: ?

Are you insulting my intelligence?

After not getting a reply for a while, Zhou Yunjun messaged again: [? Why aren't you answering?]

Fu Zongsheng thought for a moment, then replied with his wind-chilled head: [Because love needs no words [tough-guy finger heart].]

Zhou Yunjun was instantly overwhelmed by the cheesiness: ...

He couldn't think of a reply for a long time, so he silently sent a single 6.

Think that's the end of it?

No, it isn't.

In the middle of the night, his teammate was still awake. Seeing that Zhou Yunjun was online, he came over to pour out his troubles.

Fu Zongsheng said gravely: [I think I'm having a little trouble sleeping.]

Zhou Yunjun took a deep breath and typed calmly: [If you can't even sleep well yourself, how are you supposed to sleep with someone else?]

Fu Zongsheng: "..."

Fu Zongsheng: [...6]

Steady and cautious at first, then driven to madness by the shou, gong × narcissistic, loves to talk trash and rope people into two-person dances, shou

1v1, pure love, but occasionally an argumentative little couple

Warning: high-intensity content ahead!

Gods' War was not created by humans. Humans are only one group of players.

A long, slow-burn romance. A feel-good power fantasy. Don't overthink it while reading, or you may feel uncomfortable. If you do, click away right away to protect your mental and physical health!

The author is sensitive, so I don't check the comments often. I'm busy dealing with things in real life, so it'll take a while to sort things out. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The author is hopeless at writing blurbs!!!

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