Huo Quyou was an ordinary person.
But Huo Quyou had some extraordinary identities.
He was an overseas student,
a cafe owner,
and the protagonist of an academic seducer's PDF.
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[Age 0: You are born into an ordinary middle-class family.
Age 22: You go to Germany for graduate school and become an overseas student. Your intelligence increases.
Age 23: Your graduate studies are a complete mess. You have no research results and no academic papers, and your advisor is very disappointed in you.
Age 24: Your academic career should theoretically be over, but your advisor asks, "Do you think you'll be able to graduate on time?"
Age 25: As expected, you fail to graduate on time. But you don't lose heart, because you know that in Germany, taking longer to graduate is perfectly normal.
Age 26: You die.]
[Simulation complete. Congratulations, you have earned the title "Uneducated, Foolish Overseas Student." While wearing this title, your intelligence randomly increases by 1 to 10, but you will also be consumed by fear of failing to graduate on time.]
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[Age 0: You are born into a single-parent family.
Age 18: After graduating from high school, you don't get into college and enter the workforce early.
Age 20: You scrape by in Shanghai and, through hard work, finally manage to ensnare countless wealthy men.
Age 21: You move among men, using their resources, money, and power to open a ten-square-meter, handmade-only Bistry cafe.
Age 22: Every day, you carefully select fresh beans airfreighted from Italy, Northern Europe, and North America, imbue them with emotion, then add a lethal amount of ice and some unidentified green leaves to create an 86-yuan handmade coffee.
Age 26: You die.]
[Simulation complete. Congratulations, you have earned the title "All Ambition, No Ability Cafe Owner." While wearing this title, your appreciation skills randomly increase or decrease by 10, but everyone will shun you.]
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[Age 0: You are born into a chaotic family.
Age 18: You illegally enter North America, steal someone else's identity, and successfully get into its highest temple of learning.
Age 19: Empty-headed and clueless, you soon face the risk of having your identity exposed.
Age 20: You seduce your teacher, senior, and junior, using honeyed words to disguise your background.
In your teacher's eyes, you're a vulnerable, innocent, beautiful tragic figure. To your seniors and juniors, you're a forthright gold digger. To your classmates, you're a gentle, polished young gentleman.
Age 24: Your extremely long PDF spreads across the whole campus.
Age 26: You die.]
[Simulation complete. Congratulations, you have earned the title "Irresistible Academic Seducer." While wearing this title, your charm randomly increases by 6 to 10, but you must be dating six people at once.]
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Huo Quyou: "So you're saying I have to play an overseas student in Germany, a cafe owner in China, and an academic seducer in North America all at once, and hurry up and die at twenty-six?"
Theme: Live as your true self
