A Nobody Binds to a Farming System

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Lin Wei is a bottom-tier entertainer, content to coast on his 6,000-yuan base salary.

Then the slacker got unlucky. He was bound to a System, which told him he had a terminal illness and only six months to live. The only way to extend his life was to complete missions.

But for some unknown reason, the System's core was damaged and its data incomplete. It kept things under wraps and spoke in riddles, only telling him that there were two main mission paths:

One: farming. Two: entertaining clients.

As he farmed, his lifespan kept teetering on the brink of death, but his network of connections spread across countless worlds.

The Little Match Girl: "I never get enough to eat or warm clothes..."

Lin Wei: "Easy. I've got connections. I'll ask Cinderella to find you a job. She married the prince, and she's a queen now!"

Skeleton Boy: "My world is dead. There are no living people left."

Lin Wei: "Easy. I've got connections. I'll ask an Immortal Venerable to give everyone new bodies."

Human Federation Marshal: "The resource war is escalating. The other races are closing in. The next battle will decide whether we live or die."

Lin Wei: "Easy. I've got connections. I'll ask the Insect Queen for reinforcements. Every insect can take on eight hundred of them."

A certain village official joined in: "I want to fall in love."

Lin Wei replied without thinking, "Easy. I've got connections. What kind of person are you looking for?"

Ling Qian: "Someone like you."

Lin Wei: "I'll arrange it..."

Lin Wei's brain short-circuited. "I can't do this!"

[Low-energy, lazy, unambitious and obscure bottom (Lin Wei) x high-energy master of time management, occasionally eccentric top (Ling Qian)]

Theme: Always stay optimistic, always be happy