Drafting. The story will start before December owo
[Silly, sweet, money-loving straight man x cold-faced, scheming powerful official]
Xiang Yunxian is a straight man to the core.
He says:
"My dream is to get something for nothing, accept rewards without earning them, enjoy the fruits of others' labor, rise to the top overnight, and have a wife, kids, and a warm bed!"
Then he transmigrated into a book,
into a melodramatic danmei novel,
where he became the mad, gay man hated by everyone in Bianjing,
and was saddled with a childbearing System.
Before Xiang Yunxian could react, an imperial decree arrived, marrying him off to Chai Shen, the original novel's big villain, with malicious intent.
On their wedding night, Chai Shen gave him a cold look and said:
"Remember your place. Don't get any delusions."
Xiang Yunxian thought: What, do you think you're money? Everyone loves money!
The next second,
System: [Host's life force is running low. A Phase One mission is now being issued.]
System: [Have a child with Chai Shen.]
Xiang Yunxian: Are you kidding me?! I'm a man! A 24-karat pure straight man!!!
With less than half a month of life left, Xiang Yunxian finally steeled himself and climbed into Chai Shen's bed.
Two months later, Xiang Yunxian stood at the entrance to Chai Shen's study, grinding his teeth.
Chai Shen: "I don't want to see you."
Xiang Yunxian: "You think I want to see you?! What do you think you are... Ugh!"
Xiang Yunxian vomited until he was dizzy. The maids and servants scrambled in a panic, and the physician stared in disbelief.
"My lord, this pulse... Your wife is pregnant!"
Chai Shen: ???
Short scene:
Xiang Yunxian was straightening his outer robe in front of a bronze mirror when a thought suddenly struck him.
"Chai Shen, do you know what my life goal used to be? A wife, kids, and a warm bed."
"You've achieved it."
Xiang Yunxian turned around in confusion and saw Chai Shen smiling faintly as he rocked the child in his arms.
"The child," he said,
then pointed at himself.
"Your wife."
Please note:
1. This is a childbearing System story, so the shou will definitely give birth.
2. This is a marriage-first, love-later story, so naturally they won't be in love at the start.
3. This is a silly, slapstick transmigration-into-a-book story that doesn't take every detail too seriously. Don't get caught up in the fine points owo
Chai Shen is 25, and Xiang Yunxian is 18. Both are adults in body and mind, with ordinary adult appearances.
Character designer: Jiang Touzi
Theme: Nurture the flowers of the motherland 🌸
