My Miserable Life Abroad, Thanks to My Archrival Roommate's Schemes

[Complete. A subscription costs only 2 yuan.] Check out my friend’s new novel, My Wealthy, Feudal Older Brother Dotes on Me, by Xiao Zhi Yan. [I Slept with My Roommate and Archrival, and Now He Won’t Leave Me Alone] After twenty years of loving and fighting with his childhood friend and archrival, Yu Shanqi thought going abroad would finally give him some peace. Instead, they ended up at the same university, in the same program, and even in the same dorm room. His childhood friend and archrival, Xu Lie, was in the same lab and under the same roof, dressing up flamboyantly every day and repeatedly insisting, “I’m not interested in you, so don’t get any ideas.” Yu Shanqi sneered. “Relax. I’m not into narcissists.” Then one day, after their group presentation, they celebrated with drinks. Xu Lie volunteered to mix the cocktails. After he’d had a hand in it, Yu Shanqi, who usually held his liquor well, was already glassy-eyed after three drinks Then he blacked out. The next morning, Yu Shanqi woke up in an unfamiliar bed, aching all over, with Xu Lie pretending to be asleep beside him. Yu Shanqi calmly asked, “Are you interested in me?” Xu Lie kept his eyes shut. “No.” “Then what was last night?” “…Just normal help between brothers.” Yu Shanqi was silent for a moment. “Then get your leg off me first.” Later, he discovered that this so-called “drunken lapse” had all been part of Xu Lie’s long-planned scheme. Xu Lie had been pining for him for at least ten years. [A deranged daily life of studying abroad in Germany, racing deadlines, and making presentations] Those three years studying in Germany were the most unforgettable ten years of their five-year relationship. 1. One-on-one, both virgins, no role reversal. 2. They study materials chemistry. I don’t know much about it, but I’ll try to look things up. I’m sensitive, so please don’t nitpick too much or2. 3. I don’t know what else to say. I’ll leave it here for now owo. Coming soon owo Xiang Yunxian transmigrated into a book, into a melodramatic novel for boys, as the newly married male spouse of the original story’s ultimate villain, Chai Shen, and with a childbearing System. System: [Host’s life force is critically low. Phase One mission issued.] System: [Have a child with Chai Shen.] Xiang Yunxian: Me??? A child??? With less than half a month of life left, Xiang Yunxian gritted his teeth and climbed into Chai Shen’s bed. Xiang Yunxian = Xiang Shiyu; Chai Shen = Chai Youshen Please note: 1. This is a childbearing System story, so the bottom will definitely give birth. 2. This is a marriage-first, love-later story, so they definitely won’t be that in love at first. 3. This is a silly, unserious transmigration-into-a-book story that doesn’t take things too seriously, so please don’t obsess over the details owo. Xu Lie is 22, and Yu Shanqi is 22. Both are adults, physically and mentally, and look like ordinary adults. Character artist: Jiang Touzi Theme: May friendship last forever