*Isn't It Only Natural for a Kitten to Spend Its Owner's Money?
Chen Jinghuai got scammed.
The handsome young man who scammed him had rosy lips, pearly white teeth, and a sweet, delicate air. His pair of catlike eyes were so innocent they reminded Chen Jinghuai of his own black-and-white cat, Lili, who had been missing for three days.
The young man didn't ask for eighty-eight thousand or even eight thousand eight hundred. He pointed at a pet toy priced at eighty-eight yuan and said, "Daddy, I want this. Buy it for me!"
Chen Jinghuai wasn't some lecher. He was just stunned by that "Daddy" and how the boy said it as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
Possessed by some inexplicable impulse, he scanned the QR code to pay, then even threw in two cans of cat food. When the other boy's pretty lips parted, Chen Jinghuai thought he was about to thank him.
Instead, the young man happily took a bite out of his arm and praised him:
"Good owner, good owner. Well done, well done."
Chen Jinghuai: ?
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Bai Li somehow became human.
Being human was great! Not only could he sneak out to play, he had also gained the ability to speak human language, so now he could ask his owner for this and that to his face.
Chen Jinghuai always looked conflicted whenever he swiped his card, but Bai Li didn't care. Isn't it only natural for a kitten to spend its owner's money?
A limited-edition cat bowl?
Bai Li's eyes lit up. "Daddy, I want this!"
A handmade cat cape?
Bai Li said boldly, "Hurry up and swipe your card, Owner!"
A collab cat toy?
Bai Li declared smugly, "It has to be in my paws within three days!"
Bai Li wanted things, Bai Li got them, and Bai Li thought this human life was so blissful. In his heart, he secretly gave Chen Jinghuai an award for "being really good to his kitty."
Then, in the middle of the night, he caught Chen Jinghuai looking at a photo of him in cat form, genuinely grieving.
Bai Li leaned over to look at the photo, then scampered off to check himself out in the mirror.
It's me! We look exactly alike!
Bai Li curled up beside Chen Jinghuai. "Hey? Daddy? Why are you secretly looking at my picture in the middle of the night? I'm right here in front of you."
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Chen Jinghuai doesn't know he's his cat! He thinks he's a troubled teenager!
Chen Jinghuai doesn't believe he's his cat! He says Bai Li only has such an unscientific idea because he's uneducated and hasn't read enough! He's going to send him to adult school!
No!!!!
The semi-literate kitten left a note and decided to run away from home.
Chen Jinghuai, you actually don't believe me. I'm so mad I'm going to die!
You've abandoned me!
Bye!
Painstakingly translated cat language:
Chen Jinghuai, you actually don't believe me. I'm so mad I'm going to die!
You've abandoned me!
Goodbye!
You might want to know:
"Three kitty forms: cat, cat-human, and human. His form is unstable at first."
"SC"
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