Gong is an Alpha with a popular type of pheromones. In order to cure himself of the pheromones that tend to cause disasters, he finally practiced self-medication and became an extremely good gland therapist.
However, one day a disaster strikes, and Gong is bound by a birth system from the future world.
The system says it has found you, big brother. In the future ABO world, it will be difficult for everyone to secrete pheromones. Doi has changed from the most enjoyable thing to the most painful thing. No one is willing to have a baby anymore. The world is going to be destroyed. We need you!
As soon as he finished speaking, he rushed into the future. He took the system and thought hard about the task of [helping interstellar people love, have more, and eugenics] for a long time, and decided to start by running the X Fun Hotel.
Since then, there has been a hotel named Everlasting Life in the capital city. The owner of the hotel is a frosty and expressionless Alpha who looks very serious, but he distributes discordant advertisements near the military headquarters every day!
The advertisement today has a bus theme and a hot spring theme...
Tomorrow will be printed with shock xx, Trojan horse xx...
Thirty-two postures to make your partner happy will be printed the day after tomorrow...
The enthusiastic young people in the military department were fascinated by the small advertisement. With the feeling that no matter how painful it was, torture training could not be more painful. They took the advertisement and led their friends to file in.
After a series of emotional psychological counseling and glandular symptomatic treatment, the couple actually got pregnant! The interstellar people see the hope of "life"! The Everlasting Hotel was instantly full, and orders were placed for three years.
However, this made a certain Alpha general who was determined not to get married or have children a little unhappy... He didn't care about the disharmony of other people's sex lives, or how much money a child would have. The important thing was that his family started to force him to get married and have children!
Helpless, the general could only take the order and enter the Everlasting Hotel.
Shou: I heard that you can give birth to children?
Gong: Well, where is your partner? To check together.
Shou: If I don't have a partner, I will give birth to myself.
The admiral was very proud after saying this. He knew that this rejuvenating doctor never gave false diagnoses. In this case, as long as he embarrassed the other party a few times and gave him more money, the other party would definitely refuse to accept him as a "patient" given how busy he was.
However, he didn't expect that a certain doctor would only frown slightly.
Gong: Lie down and let me take a look at the condition of your reproductive cavity.
By:? ? ?
Well, interstellar people really don't understand. In fact, Alpha also has a reproductive cavity, but it is small, cramped, dry, and thin... In short, it is not a suitable place to breed life unless it is nourished every day.
Gong: You have to take the medicine I prepared for you every day. Can you do that?
Shou: ... Oh.
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