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Jinjiang has another bug.
The newly developed anti-theft text system suddenly went crazy and was forcibly bound to N copies of genuine Ba Zong texts. The sexual tension literature mutated into the sexual contraction literature. The situation is very critical!
Gu Shuo: "So?"
System: "Please host! Correct these eye-catching tyrant novels back to their original versions!"
Gu Shuo read the mission information carefully and found that the anti-theft document system contained multiple anti-theft modes. When the number of error corrections in each mode reached a certain value, the shutdown mechanism of that mode would be triggered.
So what Gu Shuo has to do is: keep correcting errors→submit for system review→trigger the shutdown mechanism.
The task may seem difficult, but in fact it is anything but simple.
For example, anti-theft mode 1 [mixed books with the same theme]
System: "You think this is one Ba Zong article, but in fact it is three Ba Zong articles! In order to prevent theft, the anti-theft system mixed the free chapters of three books with the same theme together. The plots are fragmented and confusing!"
Gu Shuo held 3 pairs of main CPs, 2 returning Bai Yueguang, 1 gentle bamboo horse, 2 affectionate male supporting actors... A whole stack of character information fell into silence.
Another example is anti-theft mode two [main cp name exchange]
System: "Do you think the characters will be real after the content is confusing? No! In order to prevent theft, the system will replace all the names of the male and female protagonists! From then on, the BG becomes GB, the attack and Shou reverse CP, and the gameplay is exciting!"
Gu Shuo took the boss's business card with an expressionless face. The tall, 1.9-Meter-tall man had a handsome face and a charming smile: "Hello, my name is Ruan Rongrong."
Another example is anti-theft mode three [value word replacement]
System: "What's one of the cool things about Mr. Ba's article! It's buying, buying, showing off wealth, and breaking the law! In order to prevent theft, the system turns Ferraris into Wuling Hongguang, Italian red wine into Laoshan Coke, Dior perfume into Liushen toilet water, and rare leather Hermès into Wal-Mart shopping bags... With this money, who can tell the difference between Mr. Qing Ba and Huang Mao?"
So, Gu Shuo, who was invited to attend the dinner, put on a Metersbonwe high-definition with no expression on his face, fastened his Little Genius watch, stepped on his skateboard shoes, and stood in the hotel lobby waiting for his assistant to slowly drive the new seven-seat Wuling Hongguang in front of him.
Another example is anti-theft mode four [keyword replacement]
System: "Haha, the big one becomes small, the long one becomes short, the soft sobbing turns into laughter... The big mouth that the boss is proud of may disappear, when they are talking in bed... Huh? What's going on?"
Finally, anti-theft mode five [mouth all intimate scenes]
Gu Shuo: "..."
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Yu Heng was reborn.
The moment he opened his eyes, he felt something was wrong.
His family moved from a luxurious villa to a Tongzilou, from a garden, terrace and swimming pool to a two-bedroom, one-living room with four generations living under one roof.
His brother's name is no longer Yu Nan, but Ruan Rongrong. I no longer wear the custom-made suit, and instead wear a Polo shirt, small pants and beanie shoes, with a bag tucked under the creaky nest.
My father, who has a sharp taste bud, suddenly stopped eating red wine and caviar, and stopped listening to musicals. Instead, he ate Niulanshan with stinky tofu, and played Green Apple Paradise on the cassette player from the 1990s.
The mother who loves Jimmychoo happily stepped on Bulingbuling's plastic crystal sandals and asked: How are they? This is the latest model I bought at the Galeries Lafayette Farmer's Market on Financial Street. It's covered in Yiwu diamonds, the best in the world~
His grandfather, who was obsessed with raising parrots and peacocks in the garden, came over, wearing old cloth shoes and a big straw hat: Heng, help grandpa see, which one is more beautiful, this reed chicken or the white-feathered chicken?
Yu Heng was frightened.
I am afraid that I will become such a weirdo.
Just when he thought he was the only normal person in the world, Yu Heng was taking a shower and the sky fell!
Where is his Da Ju Ju? Where are his chest and abs?
Just when he fell into despair, a truly normal person appeared. They met in the public toilet of the most luxurious guest house. The other person lowered his eyes, looked at Yu Hengxiong's sluggish place and smiled sullenly: the lighter is leaking.
In order to return the world to normal, Yu Heng boarded the other party's pirate ship... And threw his heart into it.
Full of evil, sultry and aggressive x innocent and cute young man
Brainless and illogical cookie
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