[Genshin Impact] Farmers Can't Be Gods

Also known as "[Genshin Impact] Call Me Lord Wansui"

Cheng Meng got his hands on a very laid-back farming game called "Stardew Valley: ○ God." From then on, he began a wonderful life of 627, with the goal of becoming the most powerful and wealthiest farmer on Teyvat!

He farmed, fished, and fought monsters.

After more and more pixel slaves (×) little people appeared in the valley, somehow word spread that he was the renowned God of Abundance.

Wait, what God? What Archon War? What do you mean by saying I kindly took you in? I'm just an honest slave owner (×) farmer, aren't I?

Cheng Meng was dumbfounded. It wasn't until he saw the little bear chef he'd casually lured into the valley beat up a monster attacking his farm that he understood: all that farming was for winning the Archon War!

Oh, yeah! Cheng Meng's fighting spirit blazed, and he farmed like crazy for ages. Even Morax, the king of overachievers, worried that he might work himself to death. At last, Cheng Meng completed his mission and reached the ending.

The long-awaited save-file completion time arrived. Just as Cheng Meng was about to start a new save, something unexpected happened, as expected: he transmigrated to Teyvat.

Cheng Meng, affectionately known by everyone as "Lord Wansui," curled his toes and felt his heart shatter.

Cheng Meng: Damn it! I shouldn't have been so jealous of the title "Rex Lapis"!

Paimon: But I think that title is great! It suits your title as the God of Abundance, and it carries people's hopes for a good harvest.

Cheng Meng: (With a deeply troubled expression) Little Paimon, you wouldn't understand.

A few things to know:

1. I really wanted to see the calamity attributes of Stardew Valley collide with Genshin Impact. I've seen this premise before, but it wasn't what I had in mind, so I decided to write it myself.

2. Some authors have written about the God of Abundance attribute, but I decided to go with it in the end because a farmer who does everything for a good harvest is closely connected to abundance.

3. I haven't thought of anything else yet. I'll add more if I do...

Theme: Everything for a good harvest.