Su Chi transmigrated into a book, becoming a sickly, foolish beauty and cannon-fodder villain in the cultivation world.
Perfect face, negative intelligence, frail as a willow, coughing every few steps.
He busied himself tripping up the protagonist over and over, and was rewarded with a deluxe sacrificial death.
To stay alive, Su Chi decided to cling to the protagonist's coattails.
After a series of efforts that included pretending to be crazy, acting obedient, and playing cute, Su Chi successfully became the most doted-on idle character in the protagonist's group.
Life was going smoothly, but then the ultimate villain from the original story came on the scene: the future Ghost King, Yan Miao, a dark and twisted supervillain with maxed-out intelligence and combat prowess.
The villain looked over the group and ultimately abducted the most useless one, Su Chi.
He thought he'd be dumped in a mass grave, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a bridal chamber on their wedding night. Su Chi was dressed in a bright red wedding robe, and the villain wore one just like it. With his cold, pale hands holding a nuptial cup, he called Su Chi his wife.
Su Chi: Bro, what do you even like about me?
Villain: Your face.
Su Chi: You're marrying me for my looks?
Su Chi tried his old tricks on the man.
But no matter how much he pretended to be crazy, acted obedient, or played cute, none of it worked on the villain. The only thing he wanted was Su Chi himself.
With no other choice, Su Chi had to pretend to be dead.
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Yan Miao once fell into a muddy pit and was rescued by a sickly young man. He and the young man became husband and wife.
Later, he recovered from his injuries, but his little wife had disappeared.
The Ghost Lord searched every corner of the world but couldn't find him.
Not until the six hundredth year, when he met Su Chi.
He knew his wife had returned.
But his wife's memory seemed to have gone a little haywire. When Su Chi saw him, instead of throwing himself into his arms as he used to and telling him how much he had missed him over the past six hundred years and asking how he'd been, he turned pale with terror and ran for his life.
Not only had he forgotten Yan Miao, he was also hanging out with another man, laughing and chatting as if he were having the time of his life.
No matter. He'd just have to bring him back and marry him again.
They had loved each other so deeply. Su Chi would gradually remember and come around.
Six hundred years later, his wife had learned to act sweet and cute. The villain enjoyed it immensely, but didn't dare show it too much, afraid Su Chi would think him improper.
Until the day Su Chi faked his death and ran away with another man.
Yan Miao: Be proper. Be proper. Be proper. Damn it!
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Su Chi seemed to have once saved a mortal and married him.
One day, he discovered that his husband wasn't mortal at all, but a dead man.
No matter. The dead man treated him pretty well, and there was such a thing as love between a human and a ghost. He could turn a blind eye and still get by.
Later, Su Chi discovered that his husband wasn't just a dead man. He was also the original story's supervillain: the ultimate ghost, the king of ghosts, the kind who slaughtered everyone whenever he got cranky!
...Who wouldn't run from that?
How dare this damned ghost toy with his feelings!
A sickly beauty who's only trying to survive x a villain who's only trying to win his wife back
One-on-one, HE, exclusive to each other in body and heart
A silly, sweet treat with the author's kinks running wild
Note added 2026.08.22
Theme: Live well.
