[Cute secretary sauce x self-guided strategy for the boss]
Secretary-chan appears to be a tired and powerless social creature, but in reality he is a dynamic two-dimensional person. No one has ever discovered his true identity.
Until one day, his game peripherals were accidentally sent to the company.
The courier stopped talking and asked him if he could bear the burden of buying a box of adult necessities.
Secretary-chan:......
He was just about to explain that this was just a game peripheral pass in a BYT box, when he saw Ba Zonggong with a black line on his face.
The tyrant has just been tricked by someone with ulterior motives, so naturally he cannot tolerate these crooked ways.
Boss Ba: Put away your petty thoughts! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking?
Secretary-chan:! !
No, CEO, please listen to my explanation, I am just an honest two-dimensional person!
From then on, Ba Zonggong firmly believed that Secretary Jiang was a scheming man who wanted to crawl into bed.
Later, the boss still fell in love with Secretary Jiang. After learning about the second dimension, he began to like her.
Boss Ba (turning the book): Damn it.
Boss Ba (combined book): Level 8.
Boss Ba (closed eyes): Baji.
Boss Ba (confident): I finally broke into this second dimension!
The next day, Boss Ba and Secretary Jiang had nothing to talk about.
Boss Ba (speaks confidently): That Chiba of yours is quite nice.
Secretary-chan:...?
Are you harassing me? ! !
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On Valentine's Day, Secretary Jiang asked Mr. Ba to go to the hotel and asked him to bring a high-definition SLR camera.
The boss was so happy that he took a two-hour bath and dressed up to attend!
Secretary-chan is sitting on the sexy double bed: I've left half the seat for you!
General Ba looked at the people on the bed and fell silent: Why did you invite me to the hotel today...
Secretary-chan: Today is the birthday we recommend, so of course it's the Shigu Formation!
Then he looked at the tycoon who was dressed like a slut and had both hands empty, and let out a sharp cry: ... You, are you giving up? ! Traitor!
Boss Ba: ... No, I didn't
Secretary-chan: No, if your financially powerful colleague is leaving, we won't be able to defeat him!
Boss Ba: ...(Give up explanation)
That night, the police were conducting a crackdown on pornography and illegal activities and left without even entering.
Policeman: Forget it, there are two two-dimensional people in the room.
Boss Ba:......
Why not come here to fight against pornography and illegal activities? ! !
1. The pass is a peripheral for a certain game, and it was ridiculed because the outer box resembles BYT.
2. Police rounds are an internet meme
3. Copywriting 2025.8.30 Meme earlier
Concept: Love can overcome distance