[Cute Pippi is attacked by x with a sinister and vicious tongue]
Lu Zhou is known as the "cram-school teacher killer". So far, no teacher has been with him for more than a month.
The method is very simple. He will launch a [crazy] pursuit of teachers who make up classes, and the teachers will be scared away.
It has been nine consecutive victories so far, and the record can be checked.
The tenth one is a college student named Xie Shiyu. He has a very elegant name and looks very good at it.
Lu Zhou repeated his old trick and sent a love letter that moved the world.
Normally the story would end here,
But I never expected——
Xie Shiyu didn't raise his eyes and agreed readily: ok, I will be your boyfriend from now on.
Lu Zhou:? ? ?
I just don't want to study, and I don't want to be single!
Lu Zhou: No, you are sick!
Xie Shiyu: Do you want to learn?
Lu Zhou: Don't learn!
Xie Shiyu: How about this? If you make a mistake on a question, how about I kiss you?
Lu Zhou: How about no!
Xie Shiyu sneered, pressed him behind the door, and blew into his ear.
"Don't you know I'm gay?"
"???"
In order to avoid being *, Lu Zhou was forced to start studying, with a complete list of test points for five and three in his left hand, an analysis of ancient Chinese literature on his knees, and chemical formulas in his mouth.
I cursed in my heart - I hate him so much! ! ! ! !
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Lu Zhou has been learning about crane tailing since he was a child, and he was always scolded for being brainless.
Under Xie Shiyu's tireless guidance, the good news is that Lu Zhou finally grew a brain.
Xie Shiyu: You finally passed the embarrassing 550 points, and we can "break up" with your boyfriend.
Lu Zhou: No distinction, no distinction if beaten to death.
Xie Shiyu:?
Have you become gay too?
Bad news, I have a love brain.
Knock on the blackboard:
1. Non-teachers and students, Gong is a college student, not a teacher
2. This is not serious tutoring
3. The teacher before the false confession was to drive them away
2025.8.18
Purpose: Studying hard is the right path in the world
