I Am Cute, Understand?

-The next book "Ding, Your Little Idiot is Online" is being updated Ke Ai runs a tree hole Weibo in the school and is somewhat famous. On Valentine's Day, a strange contribution was mixed into the confession letter. Question: Why is a tall, handsome guy with good grades and a good family background always single without a girlfriend? Ke Aipui thought for a moment: He might have a boyfriend;-) After the submission was posted, the man was revealed to be a big shot in the law department at the school, and there were rumors that he was gay. On this day, the boss found Ke Ai and blocked him into the woods. Shen Rongdu: Do you know how many years will be spent in jail for spreading rumors? Ke Ai: I'm sorry... Shen Rongdu: Am I gay? Ke Ai: No... You are not... Shen Rongdu: I have a boyfriend? Ke Ai: No... You didn't... Shen Rongdu: Then you can be my little boyfriend first :) Knocking on the blackboard: [All service plots] [There will be women's clothing jokes in the later period, Lei Shen enters] [Abandon the article but not bb, love you] Weibo: A named Goo —————— "Ding, your little fool is online" - Mole Pigeon Idiot attacked by x gangster When Motoyuki was eighteen years old, his brain burned out and he became a little fool. The little fool left his hometown to work in Haidilao, and became an employee with perfect business ability who accompanied him to eat and drink. Okay, now all I have to do is sleep with you | sleep with you... Later, the little fool met Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang is tall, handsome and has a lot of money. He is simply the best candidate for Lao Wang next door. Little fool: Can I sleep with you? Mr. Wang glanced at him for a few times and silently opened the bed. When Mr. Wang felt that he might end his single life—— The little fool looked up at him under the quilt, his eyes shining: Can you be my father? Lao Wang:...... The little fool doesn't know how to use social software, he can only send text messages and make phone calls. Mr. Wang's mobile phone prompted a "ding——" sound. As long as the "ding——" sounds, he will know that his little fool is coming to him. Mobile phone: Ding—— Lao Wang: Baby baby baby is looking for me! Mobile phone: Omit 100 words from spam text messages... Lao Wang: [expletive] Intention: