No Biting Until We Draw Blood While Kissing!

Tan Yu read a melodramatic angst novel with a supporting character who shared his name.

The male lead seemed to have some kind of bloodlust problem. He was always biting the protagonist until he bled, including but not limited to the lips, neck, and XX...

Tan Yu had just come across some hygiene tips while browsing online, and was utterly shocked.

You mustn't bleed while kissing! You could get an infection!

The next second, Tan Yu transmigrated into the novel.

The moment he opened his eyes, he was looking at the protagonist, who had just come out of the male lead's house. Seeing the blood all over the protagonist's chin, Tan Yu was heartbroken.

"If he likes biting people so much, I suspect there's something wrong with him... If you still consider me a friend, break up with him."

The male lead came out right behind them and heard this. He gave Tan Yu a scornful look.

He was quite pleased with himself. The protagonist loved him so much that he never left, no matter how badly he was treated. There was no way he would break up with him just because Tan Yu said so.

But after Tan Yu explained that a bite that draws blood could cause ulcers and inflammation, that it could lead to a bacterial infection, and that in more serious cases it could even pass along this or that disease, the protagonist hesitated for a moment, then turned to the male lead and said, "Let's break up."

"I only enjoy the pain you give me. I don't actually want you to infect me with anything."

Tan Yu: What? What?

The male lead really does have something wrong with him?!

Yikes!

Tactical lean-back.jpg

Grab the protagonist and run for it.gif

Let's ditch this sick patient and check out the healthy supporting characters.ppt

Stop sending me money to help you two get back together. Other people are paying me too, after all.pve

Later, Tan Yu got together with Chi Li, the male lead's sworn enemy.

Just before they were about to kiss, Tan Yu said earnestly, "You absolutely can't imitate the male lead. The protagonist and he broke up and got back together so many times, but in the end he chose a supporting character, all because the male lead couldn't quit his weird habit of biting until he drew blood."

Once, he even bit the protagonist badly enough to land him in the hospital.

Tan Yu shuddered at the thought. "We need to have a healthy relationship and hygienic kisses. Do you understand?"

Chi Li smiled and nodded.

All the while, he quietly pressed down the violent impulses spreading wildly inside him.

No injuries, no bleeding.

Yay, our first kiss was a success!

Now I can take my fictional boyfriend home!

* Protagonist bottom: an oxygen-dependent bottom x an oxygen-tank top. The side couple is as shown above.

* Sweet and heartwarming, indulgent romance, satisfying and fun.

* 1v1, happy ending.

* Screenshot archived on Weibo, @A Nai Nai Nai Nai, on 2025.08.27.

Theme: Promote awareness of civilized, healthy behavior and develop good hygiene habits.