That Mouth Is Brutal 太毒了这嘴

1. 1 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 16.2kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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   Si Qian is in the entertainment circle after passing through the book [Adored][Admired][Admired][Admired]

2. 2 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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   Both of these books are very beautiful and very suitable for me.

3. 3 神 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 Zuo Mo左莫Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying 28kReads8.0Score5.3kShelves
4. 4 香 So Fragrant! So Sweet! So Soft! Chen Lu Falls for Her After Tasting Her Cooking 香！甜！软！软饭好吃，陈律沦陷 Flower Baoji花宝叽Modern Romance5.0M WordsOngoing The main story is complete [Both leads are each other's first + Sweet romance + Love and hate + Male lead's secret identity: a tycoon + Satisfying comeuppance for awful people] Shen Xi fell for Chen Chuan at first sight. Of course, she was attracted by his handsome face and great figure. Liking money and good looks: isn't that the nature of young people today? She thought that after their “one night” together, they could go their separate ways. Who would have thought he'd say, “Since we've alrea 56kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves

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   This book is really cool. The male protagonist is a lawyer who is snarky and stingy. The female protagonist is even more powerful and stingy than the male protagonist. Together they are invincible.

5. 5 都 I’ve Been Reborn—Why Would I Still Chase After Her? 都重生了谁还追她啊 A Noble Spirit in My Heart心有浩然气Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Publication rights acquired] [Short drama released] [Comic drama released] One argument made Jiang Feng realize that his life had already been ruined. Just then, he was reborn in the 2014 college entrance exam hall. He was eighteen that year, and he and Gu Mengyao had yet to become a couple… 263.4kReads9.1Score20.3kShelves
6. 6 蓄 A Carefully Planned Seduction 蓄谋诱婚 Milk Candy Is a Cat奶糖是只猫Modern Romance384k WordsCompleted One-on-one, both leads are romantically inexperienced [Marriage first, love later + second male lead takes the lead + scumbag regrets losing his wife, but the heroine never looks back] Sharp-tongued, possessive nobleman vs. the unattainable first love Everyone knows Fan Xiyue, the eldest daughter of the Fan family, is a scheming swan who loves nothing more than taking whatever her younger sister wants. But the tables turn without warning. To fulfill her grandmother’s final wish, Fan Xiyue must g 5.6kReads8.6Score458Shelves

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   The male protagonist's mouth is super poisonous, and the female protagonist was led to bad things in the middle period. This is a sweet story.

7. 7 满 After a Max-Level Esper Is Recognized by a Wealthy Family 满级异能者被认回豪门后 Carrot Vermicelli Filling胡萝卜粉丝馅Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Superpowers + wealthy family + some showbiz + past life + money-obsessed + no romance] As the only max-level doll ability user in the underground city, Zhong Yao receives a parcel from her biological mother on the eve of her sixteenth birthday. That’s when she learns that she’s actually the long-lost daughter of the wealthy Jiang family! Everyone thinks the daughter the Jiang family just brought home is a country bumpkin who grew up in a remote mountain village and can barely read. All she ever 12kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves

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   This book is good, the heroine has a vicious mouth and will never let herself suffer [like][like][like][like]

8. 8 与 Better to Beat Someone Up Than to Make Yourself Miserable! 与其委屈自己，不如暴揍别人！ Koi Painting, Yeah锦鲤画耶Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted [1970s + native heroine + self-interest + satisfying read + no swallowing grievances + family squabbles + no military marriage + no golden finger + possibly a little unhinged?] A strong heroine who just wants a good life VS a truly gorgeous, sickly male lead Also known as: Moving to the City in the 1970s to Marry Up, I Just Want a Good Life Content warning: The male lead is a bit of a needy husband, and the heroine is very money-minded. There was a notorious figure in Kaoshan Village. At five, s 15.4kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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   The heroine has a very loud mouth, is very happy, and she is not a virgin.

9. 9 地 The Big Shot from the Underworld Is Hilariously Wacky 地府来的大佬她巨沙雕 The Eye in the Heart心中目Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Qi was a troublemaking spirit who couldn’t enter the cycle of reincarnation. One day, the Hell King, who had finally had enough of her, kicked her out to complete missions helping pitiful little victims get revenge. Jun Qi said this was right up her alley. Worried she’d go too far, the Hell King even sent a “pen” to supervise her. But she kept going off track, turning the main missions into side quests and, along the way, attracting a huge admirer she couldn’t shake off. The “pen” was utterl 37.3kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves
10. 10 有 Don’t You Dare Ask to Remarry 有本事别复婚 Milk Dipped in Sugar牛乳蘸糖Modern Romance348k WordsCompleted [A sharp-tongued, proud has-been actress x a cunning, caustic new top-tier star of a director] [Reunion after years apart + rekindled romance + childhood sweethearts + devoted to each other + sweet everyday romance] The second year after her divorce, has-been award-winning actress Jian Jing joined a lowbrow, raunchy dating show just to earn enough to get by. Who would have guessed she’d run into her ex-husband on set? As a newly popular director, he was lowering himself to direct such a trashy d 23.2kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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    These two books are light and funny, the plot is not procrastinating, the male and female protagonists are very funny and venomous, there is no misunderstanding, they are 100% protective of the female protagonist, and the whole process is very sweet.

11. 11 救 Help! My Handsome Senior in the Shared Apartment Is Flirting Like Crazy 救命！合租学长撩疯了 Shu Zhi黍枝Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] A socially anxious, skin-hungry softie × a cool, ruthless heartthrob with a sharp tongue The first thing Chu Yu did after moving into her new home was ask on social media: "What do I do if my live-in roommate is ridiculously handsome?" "I have no experience writing fiction. Can I learn from my roommate?" "What if I was watching a video and accidentally projected it onto my roommate's room..." "When my skin hunger flares up, can I go to my roommate for help..." They 68.2kReads9.5Score7.4kShelves

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    Youth Sweet Love Love Cookies has a lot of hilarious memes, the writing is humorous and light-hearted, the heroine Xiaoyu has a strong sense of empathy, and it pays attention to the growth of the female characters. Anyone standing under the cherry blossom tree will look beautiful. [Crying][laughing][crying][laughing] The male protagonist is venomous, hot-hearted, and 188 years old. I love it!

12. 12 他 His White Jasmine 他的白茉莉花 Bodhisattva Ye菩萨野Modern Romance262k WordsCompleted In the middle of the night, Song Mo goes alone up the mountain to find the gang of street racers. She is like a delicate, sweet-scented jasmine blossom. Her clear gaze falls on the man at the head of the group. “Bro...” The man bows his head, fiddling with a black glove. He tells her to get lost, then turns and vanishes into the night with the wind. In the dense mountain mist, the fragrance of jasmine and the rich, mature, wanton scent of some perfume overlap and mingle for a single, fleeting mo 15.7kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
13. 13 流 Wandering Mars 流浪火星 Liu Xinci, Author of The Three-Body Problem二体作者刘欣慈Sci-Fi & Apocalypse16k WordsCompleted Wandering Mars —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    When the earth suddenly disappeared from the universe, Mars, a rust-red wasteland, became the last lonely grave of human civilization. "Wandering Mars" (formerly known as "Death on Mars") uses the most hard-core science fiction setting to describe the loneliness and perseverance in desperate situations. Astronaut Tang Yue woke up and found that he was the only survivor on Mars. Oxygen was running out, supplies were exhausted, there were countless deadly traps hidden in the red dust, and death was a visible countdown. There are no amazing powers, only the most realistic struggles: water consumption accurate to the milliliter, growing life-saving tomatoes on feces, and the absurdity and warmth of digging graves with the artificial intelligence robot cat "Old Cat". There is no romantic interstellar wandering here, only the feeling of suffocation due to lack of oxygen, the biting cold in the extreme cold, and the despair of being "buried alive by the universe". But it is this extreme cruelty that shows the brilliance of humanity: He and another survivor Maidong help each other across the planet, using 50% of the supplies to convey the hope of life; at the end of his life, he still wants to tell the universe that "human beings have been here before" and use his little courage to fight against the boundless darkness. It is based on a hard-core scientific setting, but wrapped in a hot emotional core. There are detailed examinations of survival on Mars, as well as the ultimate inquiry into the survival of civilization. Loneliness and passion are intertwined, and absurdity and tragedy coexist. Reading it not only clenches my fists for every desperate situation, but also brings tears to my eyes for the insignificance and tenacity of human beings in the face of the universe. It can be called the most heart-wrenching "Record of Survival on Mars" in science fiction apocalyptic literature!

14. 14 流 Wandering Mars 流浪火星 Commander统帅Sci-Fi & Apocalypse536k WordsCompleted In 3018, Earth expanded, its volume suddenly increasing. Under the force of gravity, it slowly drifted out of its orbit and toward the Sun, triggering a series of disasters. To save Earth and humanity, scientists from around the world gathered to find a way to rescue the planet. Eventually, Chinese scientist Guo Zhengyan found a formula in his father's ancient book that could convert Martian energy crystals into a magnetic field. He planned to gather the crystals on Mars and release their immens —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 15 咬 Biting Xiatang 咬夏棠 Big Meat Bun大肉包子啊Modern Romance320k WordsCompleted The print edition of Bite of Summer Tang is coming soon [An extremely possessive top student and powerful man vs. a gorgeous, flirtatious ray of sunshine] [Very sweet, no angst, with secrets between the male and female leads to be revealed] On the first day of her third year at university, Yu Tang heard that the Pharmacy School had gotten a graduate student so handsome he put the skyline to shame. She secretly skipped class to go see him. Inside the partly open changing room, The man had broad s 26.8kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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    His Small Waist Essence (Qing Yan Youtang) The sweet pet of youth has been published [laughing] [crying] Highly recommended, quick to get in! The full text is industrial saccharine, the male protagonist is affectionate and venomous! [Crying][Laughing][The masterpiece of Bird Eater][The masterpiece of Bird Eater][Laughing] The daily routine of couples fighting on the road!

16. 16 上 Double Happiness 上上禧 Liu Qi鎏旗Modern Romance458k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later + Older Man + Secret Crush + Both Leads Are Inexperienced] Song Xi had a good friend. Her friend said her second brother was rich and handsome, tall with long legs, and urged Song Xi to go on a blind date and win him over. Then she could become her beloved second sister-in-law. Song Xi got carried away and agreed. The good news: They slept together. The bad news: She slept with the wrong person. The crazy news: She got a marriage certificate with the wrong person. Whe 67.6kReads9.0Score10.5kShelves
17. 17 宝 Baby, Will You Choose Me? 宝宝，选我好不好 Sweet Peach Berry Yeah甜桃莓莓耶Modern Romance448k WordsCompleted [Print edition under contract] [Forced romance + school days to city life + secret crush + both are each other’s only one] [Troublemaker heir x sweet, well-behaved girl] Shen Wumian’s younger brother rear-ends a luxury car by accident and is hit with a two-million-yuan bill. The creditor is Ke Ran. Ke Ran is a rich young master who has returned from Britain. Born into a wealthy family, he has a bold, carefree face and is a favored son of heaven at the very top of the social pyramid. Shen Wumian 100kReads9.1Score11.6kShelves
18. 18 是 Professor Zhou Was the First to Fall for Me 是周教授先动心 Cheng Jingjing橙京京Modern Romance346k WordsCompleted “The short drama is now available.” After three years of a marriage in name only, Jiang Songchu always thought Zhou Qi'an didn't love her. But only when he risked his life to save her at the brink of death did she understand that beneath his calm exterior was a heart ablaze with sincere devotion. He loved her more than life itself. * Reborn, Jiang Songchu finally sees the light. She decides to stay away from the freeloader and build a good life with Professor Zhou. But this aloof older man is ev 2.6kReads9.0Score242Shelves

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    "Professor Zhou, Don't Be So Serious" is very distinctive. The plot is light, interesting and unconventional, the characters are vivid and three-dimensional, and Professor Zhou's image is full of contrast and cuteness. The writing style is humorous and makes people feel happy when reading it. It is a masterpiece worth reading.

19. 19 我 I Only Cursed You a Little, So Why Is the Reborn Empress Crying? 我就嘴淬个毒，重生女帝怎么哭了 Wang Xiaoyang Is Not a Fatty王小样不是大胖子Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After the Imperial University opened for the new semester, the freshmen were shocked to discover that their instructor was an F-rank good-for-nothing. What shocked them even more wasn't that this F-rank nobody could trounce A-rank martial artists, but that his mouth was as poisonous as they come. “You've got the feeling of knowing everything under heaven and being paralyzed from the waist down.” “When you're out and about, don't mention my name. That's not gratitude, it's slander!” “Did you hide 7.3kReads7.1Score797Shelves
20. 20 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 139.5kReads9.2Score15.7kShelves
21. 21 你 Why Did You Mess with Him? His Beasts Are All Shameless! 你惹他干嘛？他御兽全都无耻至极！ Fantasy Immortal Venerable玄幻仙尊Urban430k WordsCompleted Steal a kid's lollipop, help an old lady cross the street, then cross back again. Confess your love 99 times or more. The goddess says yes, but I reject her for not playing hard to get. The rotten young man Lin Han binds to the Eccentric System. To rack up virtue points, he keeps pulling all kinds of outrageous stunts. At the contract ceremony, the bottom-of-the-class Lin Han causes a celestial phenomenon, yet somehow ends up with nothing. The principal laughs, the teachers laugh, and the studen 708Reads—Score102Shelves
22. 22 沙 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.6kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves
23. 23 规 Rule Horror: From the Start, I Stubbornly Claimed I Wasn't Dead 规则怪谈：开局嘴硬说自己没死 North of No Southern Mountain北无南山Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted This is a world invaded by Rule-Bound Horrors. Those who are selected become players and enter bizarre game instances. Players who enter an instance receive a skill that can be extremely useful in the game. Bai Liang is selected too, but his skills are different from everyone else's. [Big Talker]: When you die, you can insist you're not dead and revive on the spot. [Outlaw]: You don't have to follow the rules, and no one can do anything about it. [Everyone for Me]: When a mission fails, a random 10.8kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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