I Only Cursed You a Little, So Why Is the Reborn Empress Crying?

Name: I Only Cursed You a Little, So Why Is the Reborn Empress Crying?
Author: Wang Xiaoyang Is Not a Fatty

我就嘴淬个毒，重生女帝怎么哭了

by Wang Xiaoyang Is Not a Fatty (王小样不是大胖子)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

After the Imperial University opened for the new semester, the freshmen were shocked to discover that their instructor was an F-rank good-for-nothing.

What shocked them even more wasn't that this F-rank nobody could trounce A-rank martial artists, but that his mouth was as poisonous as they come.

“You've got the feeling of knowing everything under heaven and being paralyzed from the waist down.”

“When you're out and about, don't mention my name. That's not gratitude, it's slander!”

“Did you hide when humanity evolved?”

“The farm called. They said you died from being too useless.”

“Did you eat those poisonous mushrooms? Why are you waving your sword around like a lunatic?”

“Take a look at that wise expression. I really want to call the police!”

His relentless, sarcastic insults sent the freshmen into a collective meltdown. Even the reborn empress was reduced to tears by his verbal abuse.

Everyone assumed the school would expel him and the education world would blacklist him.

Instead, the deans of the eight top universities personally took his side, while military bigwigs and top experts from every field vouched for him too.

The daughters of elite families and the aloof campus beauties all came running to ask for his poisonous tongue, leaving the empress completely dumbfounded.

But just as everyone was at a loss, the myriad races suddenly invaded. The freshmen then discovered that they could not only trounce opponents of the same rank but also fight above their level. The reborn empress even surpassed the peak of her previous life.

More terrifying still, they witnessed with their own eyes as the F-rank instructor, dismissed as a good-for-nothing, shattered the myriad worlds with a single palm strike.

Empress: Does anyone else feel me? I'm the good-for-nothing!

Freshmen: +1

Myriad Worlds: 6

Other names

You Were Told to Tutor the Campus Beauty, Not Train a Gang of Female Bandits让你教校花，你教出一群女土匪？Alternate title on Fanqie
I Was Just Being Poison-Tongued! Why Is the Reborn Empress Crying?English name

Stats

514Chapters

8.8kReads · 30 days

665.7kReads · all time

929Shelf adds, last 14 days

7.1Score

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In summary: An incredibly satisfying read. There are a few minor flaws; the witty, albeit non-swearing, insults are quite entertaining, so don't overthink it. I won't nitpick about minor inconsistencies in the data; they're minor issues. Just enjoy it as a lighthearted, enjoyable read. And it's not one of those harem stories that ends up being purely ambiguous and unfinished. It's no wonder it starts with a dual cultivation system. 😏
14 likes8mo ago
The story of the protagonist and his harem of sweet girls from Sichuan and Chongqing.
10 likes10mo ago
You can eat it without thinking, but it's so delicious, it's just not enough to look at. Never mind what I said before, losing my brain isn't enough, I have to lose my skull too. The clown who's been jumping around has been doing this for a hundred chapters already; even a novel about a nemesis wouldn't have this much content. A "feel-good" story isn't just about everyone praising it.
9 likes10mo ago
The path of martial arts, from lowest to highest, is as follows: Martial Apprentice, Martial Warrior, Martial Master, Grand Martial Master, Martial Sect Master, Martial King, Martial Saint, Martial Emperor, Martial Venerable, Martial God, and Martial Emperor (Great Emperor). Like cultivation methods, physical constitutions are categorized into: Human, Yellow, Mysterious, Earth, Heaven, Saint, Venerable, Emperor, God, and Dao.
9 likes11mo ago
I must say, those comedic novels are absolutely fantastic! They're like a source of joy in life, constantly making you laugh and allowing you to forget your troubles while immersed in the delightful stories. Humorously written novels are truly captivating!
8 likes7mo ago
It matches what I want to read; it's definitely a fast-paced, enjoyable read.
6 likes9mo ago
It looks pretty good, but it's a bit tedious.
6 likes10mo ago
Multiple female leads are great. I absolutely love Su Xiaotao. (Sobbing)
5 likes8mo ago
Hurry up and update, I'm almost done reading. Those who haven't started yet, hurry up, it's really good.
2 likes10mo ago
It's still too short, please update soon 😠, it's so good!
2 likes11mo ago