A Heartfelt Little Story, Short Enough to Finish During a Bathroom Break 非常用心的小故事，上个厕所就看完了。

1. 201 死 Five Years After Faking My Death, My Billionaire CEO Ex-Wife Cremated Me at the Funeral Home 死遁五年，我在殡仪馆被千亿总裁前妻火化 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted I Faked My Death Five Years Ago, Only to Be Cremated at a Funeral Home by My Ex-Wife, a Trillionaire CEO 27Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 202 妈 Mom Says the House Will Be Divided by “Family Contribution Points” 妈妈说房子要按“家庭贡献值”分配 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted Mom Says the House Should Be Divided According to “Family Contribution Points” 5Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 203 女 My Female Neighbor Is Addicted to Hitching Rides. I Take Another Route, and the Next Day Her Secret Comes Knocking 女邻居蹭车成瘾，换条路走，第二天她的秘密却找上了门 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted My Female Neighbor Has Become Addicted to Hitching Rides. I Take Another Route, but the Next Day, Her Secret Comes Knocking 2Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 204 废 The Deposed Empress Won't Kneel 废后不跪 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted The Deposed Empress Will Not Kneel 16Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 205 姐 My Sister’s Regret Came a Lifetime Too Late 姐姐的悔意，比我的命晚到一辈子 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted My Sister's Regret Came One Lifetime Too Late 13Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 206 闺 My Best Friend Paid Ten Million to Make Me Win Over Her Sharp-Tongued Brother 闺蜜花一千万，让我去攻略她那个毒舌哥哥 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted My Best Friend Paid Me Ten Million to Win Over Her Sharp-Tongued Brother 16Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 207 休 You Divorced the General's Legitimate Daughter, What Can You Possibly Pay Her Back With? 休我将军嫡女，你拿什么还？ Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted You’re divorcing the legitimate daughter of a general. What will you use to make it up to me? 13Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 208 这 I’m Done Being a Rotating Empress: I Want All Seven Kingdoms 这轮岗制皇后我不当了，七个国家我都要 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted I’m Done Being Queen on Rotation. I Want All Seven Kingdoms. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 209 娘 The Day My Family's Demolition Compensation Came Through, My Husband's Illegitimate Son Turned Three 娘家拆迁款到账那天，老公的私生子三岁了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted The Day My Family’s Demolition Compensation Came Through, My Husband’s Illegitimate Son Turned Three 3Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 210 系 The System Told Me to Slack Off, So I Turned It In to the Government 系统让我摆烂，我反手把它上交给国家 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭14k WordsCompleted The System Told Me to Slack Off, So I Turned Around and Handed It Over to the State 9Reads—Score114d adds
11. 211 我 I'll Raise My Little Sister Myself 我的妹妹我自己养 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted I'll Raise My Little Sister Myself 1Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 212 迟 I Don't Want Your Late-Blooming Love Anymore 迟来的深情，老娘不要了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted That Long-Overdue Love? I Don't Want It Anymore 3Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 213 爸 Mom, Dad, I Can Hear Your Disdainful Inner Thoughts 爸爸妈妈，我能听见你们嫌弃的心声 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted Mom, Dad, I Can Hear Your Disdainful Thoughts 1Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 214 替 Four Months into Online Dating for My Roommate, They Asked to Meet 替室友网恋的第四个月，对方提出要见面 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted Four months into online dating for my roommate, the other person asked to meet in person 3Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 215 在 Love in Badminton Season 在羽毛球时节，恋爱 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance226k WordsCompleted (Just received a rating, so there aren’t many votes yet) [One-on-one sweet romance + ordinary working-stiff life and love + reunion after a long separation + mutual devotion + slow and steady love] [Half everyday romance, half working-stiff life] The theme of this story: Love is just as important as work. Even if you’re a working stiff, you should find a sense of purpose in yourself through all the trials and tribulations. Working stiffs deserve love too!! People say the secret to a good re 122Reads8.0Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    Very engaging short stories, one every few minutes.

16. 216 新 On Our Wedding Night, I Opened the Bride's Ex-Boyfriends Group Chat 新婚夜，我点开了新娘的“前男友”群 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔30k WordsCompleted On My Wedding Night, I Opened My Bride’s “Ex-Boyfriends” Group Chat 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    If you're feeling down, look here! I guarantee you'll feel amazing after watching this! [Shy]

17. 217 我 On the Day of My Mother's Surgery, My Girlfriend Was in Sanya with Her Boss 我妈手术当天，女友陪她“老板”在三亚 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance21k WordsCompleted On the Day of My Mom’s Surgery, My Girlfriend Was in Sanya with Her “Boss” —Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 218 无 Endless Overtime! 无尽的加班！ Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔11k WordsCompleted Endless Overtime! —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 219 妻 My Wife Said Her Best Friend Was in the Hospital and Needed Care, but I Saw Her at a Bar 妻子说闺蜜住院要陪护，我却在酒吧看到了她 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted My Wife Said Her Best Friend Was in the Hospital and She Had to Stay with Her, but I Saw Her at a Bar —Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 220 上 Three Years After Handing Over My Salary Card, I Checked the Balance 上交工资卡三年后，我查了余额 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔9k WordsCompleted Three Years After Handing Over My Paycheck, I Checked the Balance —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 221 离 During the Divorce Cooling-Off Period, I Won 80 Million 离婚冷静期，我中奖八千万 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔7k WordsCompleted I Won 80 Million During the Divorce Cooling-Off Period —Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 222 听 After Hearing My Wife and Mother-in-Law Talk, I Tore Up the Surgery Consent Form 听到妻子和岳母的对话，我撕了手术同意书 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔10k WordsCompleted After Hearing My Wife and Mother-in-Law’s Conversation, I Tore Up the Surgical Consent Form —Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 223 我 On My Birthday, My Boyfriend Put a Ring on My Best Friend’s Finger in the Passenger Seat 我生日那天，男友在副驾为我闺蜜戴上了戒指 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted On my birthday, my boyfriend slipped a ring onto my best friend’s finger in the passenger seat. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 224 纪 I Worked Late on Our Anniversary, Then Got My Wife’s Location: A Hotel 纪念日我加班到深夜，收到妻子定位在酒店 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted I worked late into the night on our anniversary, then got my wife’s location: a hotel. —Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 225 我 I Put My Wife Through Graduate School for Three Years, and She Asked for a Divorce on Graduation Day 我供妻子读研三年，她毕业那天跟我提了离婚 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔9k WordsCompleted I put my wife through grad school for three years. On graduation day, she asked me for a divorce. —Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 226 妻 My Wife Wanted to Have a Child Without the Father, So I Smiled and Handed Her a Paternity Test 妻子说想去父留子，我笑着递上亲子鉴定 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔11k WordsCompleted My wife said she wanted to have a child and leave me out of it. I smiled and handed her a paternity test. —Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 227 签 After I Signed the Divorce Papers, My Ex-Wife’s Company Collapsed 签下离婚协议后，前妻的公司崩了 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔10k WordsCompleted After I signed the divorce agreement, my ex-wife’s company went under. —Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 228 系 The System Made Me Trade Devotion for a Cure for Stomach Cancer 系统让我用深情换胃癌痊愈 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted The System Wants Me to Trade True Love for a Cure for Stomach Cancer —Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 229 结 On Our Anniversary, My Wife Brought Her Ex-Boyfriend Home for the Night 结婚纪念日，老婆带前男友回家过夜 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted On their wedding anniversary, his wife brings her ex-boyfriend home to spend the night —Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 230 末 Reborn at the End of the World, I Threw Away the Chip That Could Save Humanity 末日重生，我扔掉了救世的芯片 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔13k WordsCompleted Reborn in the apocalypse, I threw away the chip that could save the world —Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 231 穿 Reborn as a Cannon-Fodder Prince, I Turned Around and Sent a Diplomatic Letter to the Enemy Kingdom 穿成炮灰皇子，我反手向敌国递交了国书 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted Reborn as a disposable prince, I turn around and send a diplomatic letter to the enemy kingdom —Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 232 结 On Our Anniversary, I Received Divorce Papers from My Wife 结婚纪念日，我收到妻子寄来的离婚协议 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔10k WordsCompleted On our wedding anniversary, I receive a divorce agreement from my wife —Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 233 妻 After My Wife Spent Our Lifesaving Money on a Streamer, She Lost Her Mind 妻子用救命钱打赏主播后，她傻了 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After his wife tips a streamer with their emergency money, she’s stunned —Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 234 妻 After My Wife Called Me Useless and Kicked Me Out, She Panicked 妻子说我是废物赶我走后，她慌了 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted After his wife calls him useless and kicks him out, she panics —Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 235 妻 After My Wife Called Me a Freeloader in the Family Chat, She Was Stunned 妻子在家族群说我软饭后，她懵了 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔6k WordsCompleted After his wife calls him a kept man in the family group chat, she’s dumbfounded —Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 236 山 The Craziest Old Ancestor at the Manor Has Set Their Sights on Me 山庄里最疯的那个祖宗，赖上我了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted The craziest old-timer in the mountain villa has latched onto me. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 237 揣 I Went to Bully the Male Lead With a Single Coin, but He Turned the Tables on Me 揣着一文钱去欺负男主，反被他拿捏 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I Went to Bully the Male Lead with Just One Penny, Only to Be Played by Him Instead 5Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 238 跟 I Followed My Wife to a Hotel, and I Regretted It 跟踪老婆到酒店后，我后悔了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted I followed my wife to a hotel, and regretted it 5.7kReads—Score—14d adds

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    A heartfelt short story, now complete. A gentle reminder: it's a little heart-wrenching (≧W≦)

39. 239 人 While I Was Away on a Business Trip, My Home Became Their Love Hotel 人在外地出差，我家成了他们的钟点房 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted While I was away on a business trip, my home became their hourly hotel 3.3kReads—Score—14d adds
40. 240 重 Reborn Half an Hour Before My Daughter’s Death 重生在女儿死前半小时 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted Reborn Half an Hour Before My Daughter's Death 132Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 241 无 Invalid Gift 无效赠与 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted Invalid Gift 653Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 242 我 I'm Not the Grim Reaper of Obstetrics and Gynecology 我不是妇产科死神 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted I'm Not the Grim Reaper of Obstetrics and Gynecology 210Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 243 全 My Whole Family Are Masters of the Mystical Arts, but I'm a Materialist 全家玄门大佬，而我唯物主义 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted My Whole Family Are Masters of the Mystical Arts, but I'm a Materialist 13Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 244 倒 After My Live-In Husband Cheated, His Mistress Made Him a Happy New Dad 倒插门海归老公出轨后，小三让他喜当爹 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted After My Live-In Son-in-Law Husband Cheated, His Mistress Made Him a Happy New Dad 738Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 245 当 When the Free Nanny Starts Charging 当免费保姆开始收费 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted When the Free Housekeeper Starts Charging 6Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 246 和 After a Blind Date with a Stunning Beauty, I Became a Dad Without Any Pain 和大美女相亲后，我无痛当爹 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After a Blind Date with a Gorgeous Woman, I Became a Dad Without the Pain 179Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 247 我 After I Died, My Brother Said He Was Sorry 我死后，哥哥说他错了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After I Died, My Brother Said He Was Wrong 21Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 248 身 Trapped in a Well's Corner, My Heart Reaches for the Stars 身在井隅，心向星光 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted Though Trapped in a Well, My Heart Reaches for the Stars 11Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 249 婚 After My Premarital Health Report Was Exposed, I Became the City's Public Enemy 婚检报告曝光后，我成了全城罪人 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After My Premarital Health Report Was Exposed, I Became the City's Public Enemy 11Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 250 我 I'm the Unwanted Child in My Family 我是家里多余的孩子 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted I'm the Unwanted Child in My Family 16Reads—Score—14d adds

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