A Heartfelt Little Story, Short Enough to Finish During a Bathroom Break 非常用心的小故事，上个厕所就看完了。

1. 601 我 I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Whole Family Executed 我救了神仙一命，他反手把我全家抄了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Entire Family Arrested 30Reads—Score—14d adds

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   The plot is fast-paced, the jokes are frequent, and it's a great watch.

2. 602 老 Uncle: Ji Qiang Is Reborn and Turns the Tide 老舅：季强重生，力挽狂澜 Jasmine Wrap茉莉卷饼14k WordsCompleted Uncle: Ji Qiang Is Reborn and Turns the Tide 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I feel like the author is also worn out by watching too many TV dramas. Today was the finale of "Old Uncle," and we said goodbye to Old Uncle, but I think he deserved a better ending; this short story is quite good too.

3. 603 故 I Deliberately Started an Online Romance with My Archrival, Then Transmigrated into His Tyrant CEO’s Home as Ultraman to Spy on Trade Secrets 故意网恋死对头，穿死对头霸总家变奥特曼视奸商业机密 Tangerine Sand桔沙8k WordsCompleted I Deliberately Started Online Dating My Archrival, Snuck Into My CEO Archrival’s Home Dressed as Ultraman, and Spied on Their Trade Secrets 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Watch out, Ultraman appears in the bathroom! This Ultraman went to work at his online rival's company for love, but got struck by lightning and died. So why is Ultraman not fighting monsters after he dies, but instead trying to steal trade secrets?

4. 604 逼 You’re Forcing Me to Kneel? The Next Second, a Powerful Beijing Big Shot Publicly Stands Up for Me 逼我下跪？下一秒，京圈大佬当众给我撑腰 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted You Want Me to Kneel? The Next Second, a Powerful Beijing Tycoon Stands Up for Me in Front of Everyone 13Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 605 舍 My Roommate Secretly Used My Perfume and Had an Allergic Reaction~ 舍友偷用我香水后，过敏啦~ Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭14k WordsCompleted My roommate used my perfume without asking and had an allergic reaction~ 1Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 606 拆 The Day the Demolition Compensation Arrived, I Lost My Right Hand 拆迁款到账那天，我失去了右手 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted The Day the Demolition Compensation Arrived, I Lost My Right Hand —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 607 绝 What Birthday Does the Barren Emperor Want for His Child, Anyway? 绝嗣皇帝到底想要个什么生辰的孩子啊 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted What Kind of Birthday Does the Heirless Emperor Want for His Child, Anyway? 6Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 608 前 After My Ex-Wife Left With Nothing, She Forced Me to Divide Our Assets Again and Wanted Me to Raise Another Man’s Child 前妻净身出户后，逼我重分财产，还想让我养别人的孩子 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted After my ex-wife walked away with nothing, she forced me to divide our assets again and even wanted me to raise someone else's child. 302Reads—Score614d adds
9. 609 看 After Seeing the Comments, I Tore Into My Two-Faced Best Friend 看见弹幕后，我手撕绿茶闺蜜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted After Seeing the Comments, I Tore Into My Fake-Sweet Best Friend —Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 610 闺 My Best Friend Wants to Steal My Husband. Is It Really So Wrong to Send Her to Jail? 闺蜜想抢我老公，我让她进局子不过分吧？ Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted My Best Friend Wants to Steal My Husband. It’s Not Overreacting to Get Her Thrown in Jail, Is It? —Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 611 老 My Husband's Other Phone Held the Secrets of Another Family 老公的另一部手机里，存着另一个家 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭16k WordsCompleted My Husband's Other Phone Held the Secret to Another Family 1Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 612 爽 This Is Amazing! My Girlfriend Cheated with My Best Friend, So I Inherited a Fortune 爽翻了！女友劈腿好兄弟，我继承亿万家产 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted So Satisfying! My Girlfriend Cheated on Me with My Best Friend, So I Inherited a Billion-Dollar Fortune 153Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 613 忠 The Loyal Dog Gets His Comeuppance! My Girlfriend Donated a Kidney to Her First Love, and I Smiled as I Took Over a Ten-Billion Fortune 忠犬翻身！女友为白月光捐肾，我含笑接手百亿遗产 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted The Devoted Boyfriend Strikes Back! My Girlfriend Donated a Kidney to Her First Love, and I Smilingly Took Over a Ten-Billion-Dollar Inheritance 2Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 614 替 I Entered the Palace as a Substitute Bride, and Went on a Killing Spree 替嫁入宫后，我杀疯了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted After Entering the Palace as a Substitute Bride, I Went on a Killing Spree 5Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 615 嫡 The Legitimate Daughter Went on a Killing Spree After Her Political Marriage 嫡女她和亲后杀疯了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted The Legitimate Daughter Went on a Political Marriage and Slaughtered Her Way to Glory —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 616 未 After My Fiancé Lost His Memory, I Let Him Have His Family of Three 未婚夫失忆后，我成全他们一家三口 The Rabbit Who Loves Vegetables爱吃青菜的兔子13k WordsCompleted After My Fiancé Lost His Memory, I Let Him Have His Family of Three 53Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Wife-chasing crematorium

17. 617 离 After Our Divorce, My Ex-Wife Begged on Her Knees All Night to Remarry Me 离婚后，前妻连夜跪求复婚 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, His Ex-Wife Begged Him to Remarry Her All Night 21Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 618 被 After I Was Kicked Out of the Project Chat, My Vulnerability Report Topped the CNVD Rankings 被踢出项目群后，我的漏洞报告登上CNVD榜首 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After I Was Kicked Out of the Project Chat, My Vulnerability Report Topped the CNVD Rankings —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 619 零 At Minus Twenty Degrees, My Contract Wife Is Just 1.5 Meters Tall 零下二十度，契约娇妻身高一米五 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊28k WordsCompleted Twenty Degrees Below Zero, The Contract Wife Is Five Feet Tall 62Reads—Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    Absolutely great short stories

20. 620 爸 After My Parents Fled Their Debts, I Became Scarface Auntie’s Own Daughter 爸妈欠债跑路后，我成了刀疤姑姑的亲女儿 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After My Parents Ran Off to Escape Their Debts, I Became Scarface Auntie's Biological Daughter 4Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 621 不 If You Can’t Fix Bugs, Why Are You Cultivating Immortality? 不会改bug，你还修什么仙 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊Urban180k WordsCompleted [Comedy] + [Invincible] + [Sharp-Tongued] Wang Xiaofan transmigrates to a world where cultivation techniques are riddled with bugs. If you can’t fix them, at best your cultivation will regress, and at worst your body will explode. But Wang Xiaofan awakens a mysterious System. See how he defies fate and changes his life. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 622 总 You Gave the Director's Job to a Crony and Transferred Me to Logistics. Why Are You Crying Now That the System Has Crashed? 总监位置给关系户，调岗后勤部，系统崩了你哭什么？ Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted You Gave the Director Job to a Well-Connected Nepotism Hire and Transferred Me to Logistics. Why Are You Crying Now That the System Has Crashed? —Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 623 六 The Sixty-Year-Old Grandma Slaughters the Competition 六十岁奶奶杀疯全场 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊27k WordsCompleted The Sixty-Year-Old Grandma Goes on a Rampage —Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 624 相 After Sleeping with the Wrong Person on a Blind Date, I Got Whisked into a Marriage with the CEO 相亲睡错人后，我被总裁闪婚了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted After Sleeping With the Wrong Person on a Blind Date, I Got a Whirlwind Marriage to the CEO 127Reads—Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    You can finish watching it while going to the toilet.

25. 625 初 The First Snow Has Yet to Melt 初雪未烬 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊47k WordsCompleted The First Snow Has Yet to Melt —Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 626 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 746Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These are all quite beautiful.

27. 627 模 The Perfect Daughter’s Counterattack: A Kidney Donation Broadcast Live Across the Internet 模范女儿的反杀：全网直播捐肾现场 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊19k WordsCompleted The Model Daughter Strikes Back: The Kidney Donation, Livestreamed Nationwide —Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 628 别 Don’t Answer It at Midnight 别在午夜回应它 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊25k WordsCompleted Don't Answer It at Midnight —Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 629 小 Little Coal 小煤 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星7k WordsCompleted Xiao Mei 20Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 630 系 The System Wants Me to Conquer the Immortal Venerable. He Whines: Humans and Cats Can't Cultivate Together 系统让我攻略仙尊，他委屈巴巴：人和猫是不能双修的 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted The System told me to conquer the Immortal Venerable. He pouted pitifully: "People and cats can't cultivate dual cultivation together." 15Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 631 大 The King Draws Me a Pie, I Slack Off; Wukong's Here, You Go First 大王画饼我摸鱼，悟空来了你先请 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊Male-Channel Fanfiction12k WordsCompleted The King Makes Empty Promises While I Slack Off. Wukong's Here, So You Go First —Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 632 系 The System Forces Me to Be a Villainous Ex-Wife, So My Son and I Get Rich by Acting 系统逼我当恶毒前妻，我和儿子靠演戏暴富了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted The System Forces Me to Play the Wicked Ex-Wife, but My Son and I Get Rich by Acting 39Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 633 婆 My Mother-in-Law Wanted Me to Wait on My Brother-in-Law, So I Sent Him to Prison 婆婆要我伺候小叔子，我反手送他入狱 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊6k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Made Me Wait on My Brother-in-Law, So I Sent Him to Prison Instead —Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 634 出 I Came Home Early from a Business Trip and Walked In on My Girlfriend’s “Family Gathering” 出差提前回家，撞见女友的“家庭聚会” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted I came home early from a business trip and walked in on my girlfriend's “family gathering” 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds

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    Absolutely brilliant, incredibly talented, awesome beyond words! You'll regret it if you don't watch! Brothers, come and enjoy! [Thinking]

35. 635 背 After Taking the Blame for Five Hundred Years, I Overhauled Heaven’s KPIs 背锅五百年，我掀了天庭KPI Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted I Took the Blame for 500 Years, Then Tore Up Heaven’s KPIs —Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 636 发 I Found Out My Wife Has a Secret Account Called "The Ultimate Tease" 发现妻子有个小号，叫“纯欲天花板” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔16k WordsCompleted I Found Out My Wife Has a Secret Account Called “The Ultimate Sweet-and-Sexy Beauty” 163Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 637 他 He Tried to Cut Out My Heart, So I Stabbed Him Back 他要挖我心，我反手捅了他一刀 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊10k WordsCompleted He wanted to cut out my heart, so I stabbed him first. —Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 638 同 After the Class Reunion, I Saw My Girlfriend's Car 同学会散场，我看见了女友的车 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔28k WordsCompleted After the Class Reunion, I Saw My Girlfriend’s Car 330Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 639 我 My Debt, Your Nightmare 我的负债，你的噩梦 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊6k WordsCompleted My Debt, Your Nightmare —Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 640 她 She Went Live in the Family Chat and Forgot to Turn Off the Camera 她在家庭群直播，忘了关摄像头 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted She livestreamed in the family group chat and forgot to turn off the camera 1Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 641 我 I Once Loved You Like the Stars and Sea, But Now All That Remains Is Emptiness 我曾爱你如星河，如今知意已成空 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted I Once Loved You Like the Stars and Rivers, But Now All That Remains Is Emptiness —Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 642 同 At the Class Reunion, She Listed Me as Deceased 同学会，她把我写成了“已故” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance24k WordsCompleted At the Class Reunion, She Listed Me as "Deceased" 271Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 643 开 The Day I Was Fired, I Became CEO of a Rival Company 开除当天，我成了对手公司CEO Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊7k WordsCompleted The Day I Was Fired, I Became CEO of a Rival Company —Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 644 岳 For My Father-in-Law's 60th Birthday, I Gave Him My Fiancée's Pregnancy Test Results 岳父六十大寿，我送的寿礼是未婚妻的孕检单 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔20k WordsCompleted For My Father-in-Law’s Sixtieth Birthday, I Gave Him My Fiancée’s Pregnancy Test Results 424Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 645 野 Wild Roses and the Clouds 野蔷薇与云端 Who Is Cai Gao Yi Dou?才高一斗是谁啊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Wild Roses and the Clouds —Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 646 那 The Limited-Edition Jersey Was on the Male Intern 那件绝版球衣，穿在了男实习生身上 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted That Limited-Edition Jersey Was on the Male Intern 85Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 647 那 At That Class Reunion, I Was the Only Plus-One 那场同学会，我是唯一的“家属” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔15k WordsCompleted At the class reunion, I was the only one there as someone's “family member” 263Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 648 丈 My Husband Bought a House for His Illegitimate Son, but Put It in My Name 丈夫给私生子买房，写的却是我的名字 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔8k WordsCompleted My husband bought a house for his illegitimate son, but put it in my name 864Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 649 她 Her Phone Rang, and the Caller ID Said “Husband” 她的手机响了，来电显示“老公” Pikachu, Defying All the Rules倒反天罡的皮卡锤22k WordsCompleted Her phone rang. The caller ID read “Husband.” 5.5kReads—Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    I won't watch the "slap your thigh" series. [Laughs]

50. 650 婚 My Wedding Was Called Off, So I Went to a Bar in My Wedding Dress 婚礼被取消，我穿着婚纱去了酒吧 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔9k WordsCompleted My Wedding Was Called Off, So I Went to a Bar in My Wedding Dress 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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