I Can Make People Laugh and Have a Stomachache the Next Day
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I want to see content similar to "He threw the forbidden curse at Ping A, why did you mess with him?" Cool + the best in the world + system + funny + male and female protagonist = cool article
There are no tomato short dramas to recommend. Otherwise, I would definitely recommend the ending of The Woman Who Doesn't Want to Divorce, who doesn't want to be a coward after she wears the book, and ends up becoming the darling of the whole family. I really didn't like watching short dramas before. I don't feel like I have the feeling of relying on my own thoughts like novels. Now I have to say it's very nice.
This book can really make people laugh to death [laughing and crying]. The author's writing style is really great, each character is vividly and interestingly portrayed, and the language is humorous. It is really serious and funny. When reading this book, you can't drink water, it's easy to choke, you can't eat, it's easy to squirt, you can't take the bus, and it's easy to be regarded as a lunatic [face covering], hahahaha, I read it at night so much that my bed shook with laughter [laughing and crying] the more I read, the more awake I became. It is truly a book that makes you laugh from beginning to end...
A book with a very crazy female protagonist [laughing] [laughing] Whether the male protagonist is bad or not depends on who he is talking about [laughing] [laughing] This book is ok! Easy! [Planted] Daily! The imaginative heroine is a concubine who died of starvation in ancient times. She traveled to modern times and became a fake daughter. She can finally enjoy the blessings. [Bookshelf plus one] As a result, the system asked her to slap the real daughter right away! The heroine really wants to eat that piece of braised pork, but she doesn't want to fight in a house or anything like that. [Laughs] [Laughs] After all, what can you expect from a concubine who starved to death in ancient times? [Thinking][Thinking] Isn't the air-conditioned watermelon wifi hot pot spicy strips delicious? The real daughter was so angry that she and the male protagonist were a pair of idiots, one buried in the South Pole and the other buried in the North Pole! [Laughing][Laughing] The real daughter also has a system, the two systems are in line, 9394vs9527
This is really hilarious and a very new one. Even though I am a person who has a lot of laughs, I am out of breath laughing. The laughs are so dense that you don't know which one to laugh at first. The emotional line is super sweet. The hero seems to have met the heroine a long time ago and he is very tolerant of her anyway. The heroine's brain circuit is normal but a little abnormal. Epileptic, very reassuring.
It's very funny and exciting. The heroine's imagination is amazing and her words are astonishing. I wrote the story in the middle of the night and couldn't bear to sleep until the early morning. I recommend it! !
I mentioned that I was pregnant on the day of time travel, who is the father of the child? I don't know!? I just sit back and wait for the injustice to pay (--,)!!!!
I refuse to write about any system of cultivating immortals, thinking that they are all feudal superstition, originless things, and cannot exist at all. My "Black Hole Boy", a cosmic-level master, can only produce extremely high-tech products in the future! (Note: The Legend of Black Hole Boy has entered its highest level! This is the total showdown between the future high-tech gods, the super god of the universe, Black Hole Boy, and the gods of heaven! Yuanshi Tianzun appears, even if he invites the Western gods and his junior brother Tongtian Cult Master, he is still not the enemy of Black Hole Boy! Later, he will use the magic whip summoning system to summon a super bull demon king, or a super awesome future universe lord from all the worlds, to deal with Black Hole Boy! Chapter 452 A mortal child turned into iron and shocked the Heavenly Lord. The divine dog swallowed his power and demoted him to an immortal official. The previous book mentioned that the Yuanshi Heavenly Lord was so angry that he was so angry that his power was so powerful that he was blinded by the power in his palms. He wants to crush the innocent boy Wang Xiaohu into flesh, in order to blackmail the Black Hole Boy into retreating and stop, thus fulfilling his plan to change his destiny and protect Yue Fei. All the immortals in the audience were frightened when they saw this. Uncle Swallowing Heavenly Wolf jumped up and wanted to pounce, while the Black Hole boys screamed sharply. Nana, Chen Qian'er, and Wang Xiaoqiang abandoned the useless whip, thinking that this poor baby was going to lose his soul and die violently in an instant! Unexpectedly, at the critical moment when his life was hanging by a thread, Wang Xiaohu, who seemed to be weak and frightened, burst into tears. A layer of soft light, as light as morning mist and as bright as broken gold, suddenly appeared all over the body. The skin, flesh, muscles and bones were instantly as hard as ten thousand-year-old fine steel, and the body sank as heavy as a lead ball! Yuanshi Tianzun felt his palm suddenly sinking, and an unrivaled force surged upward from his knuckles. Despite his profound cultivation of the Three Purities, his five fingers were stretched so hard that he could not close them together, his finger bones cracked, and his shoulders and arms were sore and numb! The old Tianzun's pupils shrank suddenly in shock, and his heart full of cruelty instantly turned into astonishment. As soon as he loosened his grip, Wang Xiaohu was like a falling subway bullet. It slipped out of his wide fingers with a pop and fell steadily towards the void below. There was no damage at all, but Yuanshi Tianzun was so shocked that his palms became numb, and he took three steps back, standing there blankly like a wood carving and clay sculpture. The arrogant, domineering and vicious look just now was gone, leaving only a dumbfounded look on his face, as if someone had taken away his three souls and seven souls! Uncle Tun Tianlang had already rushed halfway, but when he saw this strange scene, he stopped suddenly. His big copper eyes widened. He raised his hand to rub his eyes and scratched the top of his fluffy hair. His face was full of disbelief and he gasped: "Oh! That's weird! Could this doll have the power of being indestructible?" "A moment ago, it was as soft as a noodle, but in the blink of an eye, it was as hard as a magic whip. It actually slipped out of the clutches of Mr. Yuan Shi. It's so evil!" All the black hole boys were also surprised and happy. The flames that shot up around the fire boy's body were half shorter, and most of the cold air around the cold girl's body dissipated. Brother Jingjing's deputy stood on the spot, with a knowing smile on his lips, but remained calm, just waiting for the truth to be revealed. The whole place was silent for a moment, and then bursts of uproar broke out. Yuanshi Tianzun came back to his senses, his beard and hair stood on end with anger, his face turned purple, and he pointed at the little Wang Xiaohu in the void. He screamed loudly: "Shuzi! How dare you play tricks on me! Who are you, hiding such weird tricks?" How did he know that this seemingly bizarre way to escape was all a clever plan that Brother Jingjing had planned and calculated every step of the way! As early as when Brother Jingjing came forward to persuade Yuanshi Tianzun with gentle words and started to argue with Yuanshi Tianzun, he had already secretly laid out a back-up plan - he had created a secondary person on the surface. Standing in front of everyone, he spoke sincerely and argued hard, deliberately delaying time and disturbing Yuanshi Tianzun's mind. In fact, the main body has long since shrunk to the size of an undetectable molecular robot, turning into a wisp of light molecules as thin as a gossamer, avoiding the eyes and ears of all the gods and gods present. It floated silently to the palm of Yuanshi Tianzun, and when the old Tianzun's eyes were wide open and he was bent on intimidating everyone, he went straight into Wang Xiaohu's body, blending soul and breath with the doll! Brother Jingjing is the leading black hole boy in the universe, possessing the supreme divine power of the black hole's origin. This possession and protection is just a slight stimulation of the original power. He then protected Wang Xiaohu's body so airtight that his body was as solid as fine steel and his weight increased by more than ten thousand pounds. Don't say that Yuanshi Tianzun just has a tight grasp on his luck. Even if he exerts all his cultivation in the Three Pure Realms, he can't even think of hurting even a single hair on this baby! This move of building a plank road openly and secretly infiltrating Chencang not only protected the innocent children, but also severely slapped the face of Yuanshi Tianzun. It was really wonderful, it only made the old God who thought he had a trick turn around and turned him into the laughing stock of the whole audience! At this moment, Wang Xiaohu was hanging steadily in the void, with Brother Jingjing still living in his body, and the baby was still in shock. There were still tears hanging on her little face, and she was holding on to her crooked round-rimmed glasses, but because of the power of the black hole, she no longer had any fear. The next second, a clear, majestic and angry voice came from Wang Xiaohu's mouth. It was Brother Jingjing who spoke in the body of a doll, filled with righteous indignation and rage. His words were like thunderous explosions, making the surrounding space tremble: "Old Yuanshi! As the leader of the three pure beings in heaven and the elder of the three realms, you don't want to protect the common people and abide by the way of heaven." "Instead, you resorted to despicable tactics of kidnapping children and threatening us. You are despicable, shameless, and unconscionable. You are no longer worthy of being an immortal or worthy of respect!" "Today, you have committed atrocities so obvious and sinful that you have completely offended me, Black Hole Boy. Don't blame me for being ruthless. I will clean up the evil deeds of you and other heavenly immortals for the people of the three realms!" After finishing his words, Brother Jingjing took advantage of Wang Xiaohu's body and raised his hand to point at the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals who were densely packed and waiting in formation above the clouds. He also glanced at the immortal generals such as the Giant Spirit God, the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother, the Four Heavenly Kings, and even the ashen-faced Yuanshi Tianzun and the Tongtian Cult Leader who was watching. And Hades, Lord of the Gods, and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, who came from outside the territory, gave orders in a stern voice that shook the sky and resounded throughout the world: "Little black dog! Come forward immediately and destroy all the cultivations of these heavenly gods and goddesses!" "Let them all be reduced from the lofty, honorable, heavenly gods and gods who live as long as the heavens and enjoy all the splendor to ordinary people with a life span of less than a hundred years!" "Throw them all into the clouds again. They should not be as soft as dumplings, but should be like hailstones, crackling and falling heavily to the earth." "Let them have a good taste and experience the ups and downs and hardships of mortal beings!" "Let them open their eyes and see that hundreds of millions of mortals have toiled for three meals a day in just one hundred years and more than 30,000 days and nights." "Worrying about life, old age, illness and death, worrying about houses, cars, and a few taels of broken silver, they would get up early in the morning, walk on thin ice, face the loess and back to the sky, and spend all their efforts in the fields, construction sites, factories, and workplaces!" "They used to live high in heaven, with fine clothes and fine food, and domineering and prosperous. They did not know the sufferings of the world, and did not care about the hardships of all sentient beings. They are not worthy of enjoying the wealth, supreme honor, and longevity in heaven!" "Today, their immortal skills will be abolished, their lifespan will be shortened, and they will be demoted to the mortal world." "Let them be farmers facing the loess, workers sweating profusely, couriers who come in rain or wind, cleaning ladies who sweep the streets, sanitation workers, and construction site workers!" "Let them experience for themselves the days when they are busy and hard working for a living, struggling all day long on the line of life and death, frightened and surrounded by dangers." "Let them experience the powerlessness of struggling, working hard, and doing everything they can, but they still can't protect their families and live a stable life." "Let them experience the mortal life of exhausting their luck and sweating, but in the end still getting nothing and everything in vain! This is their retribution for kidnapping innocent people and doing evil in the three realms!" This angry rebuke, with heart-breaking words and sonorous sentences, thoroughly described the arrogance and evil deeds of the gods in heaven. Uncle Tianlang listened to it and clapped his hands in applause. Rolling up his sleeves and shouting: "Well said! Mr. Yuan Shi and these guys should have experienced the hardships of mortals long ago and been cured of their stinking problem of being aloof!" The black hole boys all raised their arms and shouted, and the crowd was excited. After hearing the words, the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals all had earth-colored faces and trembled all over. How could they still have half the majesty of the heavenly soldiers and generals? Under the clouds, the little black dog with its dark body and extraordinary steed was squatting aside and sticking out its tongue to watch the fun, listening to Brother Jingjing's order. He instantly lost his playful smile, his two furry black ears stood up straight with a "swish", black hairs all over his body stood up, his eyes suddenly became solemn and sharp, and there was no trace of innocence left. It held its head high, bowed in the direction of the little tiger in the void, and responded with a strong voice: "As ordered!" Before it could finish speaking, the little black dog kicked its hooves, turning into a black stream of light as fast as lightning, swishing through the void, and rushing straight into the formation of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals! Its speed was as fast as teleporting across the sky. The heavenly soldiers and generals only felt a dark shadow flash in front of their eyes. Before they could see clearly what was coming, they saw the little black dog raising its head, its nostrils twitching slightly, and just breathing lightly! In an instant, a vast and irresistible devouring force surged out of the little black dog's nose, like a long whale sucking water, like a black hole swallowing stars. Those ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals with less than a thousand years of life and shallow cultivation, who had worked hard for thousands of years to cultivate their immortal power, were all sucked away by this suction force without any reservation! But in the blink of an eye, more than one million heavenly soldiers and generals lost all their immortal power, destroyed their Taoist foundations, and were completely reduced to ordinary people with no power to restrain a chicken! Without the blessing of immortal power, these heavenly soldiers could no longer stand in the sky or walk on the clouds. The clouds instantly lost their support, and more than a million people were densely packed, like countless cold and hard hailstones. "Crackling", the ground fell heavily from the sky and hit the earth on earth. There were screams and exclamations from the celestial soldiers who used to be bossy and majestic. At this moment, all of them were in a miserable state, bruised and swollen from the fall. In the blink of an eye, they merged into the fireworks of the mortal world and became ordinary people with less than a hundred years of life, struggling to make a living, without any trace of immortality at all. Uncle Tun Tianlang looked up at this spectacular and funny scene, laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground holding his stomach. Tears are about to flow out: "Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard!" "These heavenly soldiers used to float in the sky and show off their power, but now they are falling like hailstones, making them cry for father and mother. I really feel relieved! They deserve it! They really deserve it!" The little black dog crippled millions of ordinary heavenly soldiers, but had no intention of stopping. His black eyes swept across the clouds, and he immediately focused on the huge, ferocious-faced Hercules Giant Spirit God standing in front of the formation! This giant spirit god is a veteran general in heaven. He has lived for more than ten thousand years and has profound cultivation. He has practiced the power of an immortal for hundreds of thousands of years. He boasts that he is infinitely powerful and invincible. Seeing the little black dog sweeping across the heavenly soldiers, he immediately shouted angrily, swung the giant hammer in his hand, and stepped forward to resist. Trying to use brute force to resist the devouring power of the little black dog: "What evil beast dares to run wild in the heaven? Watch me crush you with a hammer!" His body was as big as a hill, and the swing of the giant hammer brought up strong winds, and he rushed towards him with a fierce momentum. Unexpectedly, the little black dog didn't even look at him, but tilted his head slightly, and sniffed lightly with his nose! That seemingly gentle breath contained the supreme power of the black hole's origin. The giant spirit god's deep immortal power, which had been cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years, was instantly sucked away like a flood that broke a bank, leaving nothing left behind! As soon as the immortal power was lost, the giant spirit god's huge body instantly collapsed, unable to support his mountain-like body anymore, like a deflated foam man. He fell from the clouds lightly and heavily, and landed in the mountains and forests of the world. When he woke up, he turned into a huge, stupid and slow bear. His lifespan is much shorter than that of ordinary mortals. He spends all day searching for food in the mountains and forests, and can no longer remember that he was once a majestic and powerful general in heaven. It is really ridiculous. After taking care of the Giant Spirit God, the little black dog turned his eyes and stared at the Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Fire Dexing Lord, and Feng Dexing Lord who were trying to escape! These four were the divine generals responsible for the astronomical phenomena in the heaven. They were always fast and capable of flying in the air. When they saw millions of heavenly soldiers and giant spirits being attacked one after another, they were immediately frightened out of their wits. How could they dare to stop for a moment? They looked at each other, turned around and ran away, turning into four streams of light and getting into the folds of the void, trying to hide their traces and escape disaster. But they never expected that the little black dog's methods were far beyond their imagination! I saw the little black dog standing in the clouds, staying still and not looking at the four people who were running away. He just opened his eyes slightly and suddenly shot out four colorful and shining black holes! This black hole eye is small and exquisite, but it can travel to any corner of the universe. It can be invisible and appear. It is everywhere and swallows everything. It is not only a mobile eye that monitors all things, but also a supreme weapon that devours all cultivation levels. It is infinitely powerful and elusive! A blue black eye is like a shooting star chasing the moon, chasing the Thunder God quickly; a white black hole eye is as white as a drill, and it bites the Lightning Mother tightly. A red black hole eye is as blazing as fire, chasing Lord Huodexing; a gray black hole eye is as dark as mist, locking on Lord Fengdexing! The four black hole eyes traveled through the void, ignoring barriers, but in the blink of an eye. Then he caught up with the four star kings who were hiding in the folds of the void and shivering. No matter how fast they accelerated or how they hid, they couldn't escape at all! The little black dog stood on the spot, controlling the black hole eye with beyond visual range and long distance, and the devouring power poured out from the air. But in an instant, all the ten thousand years of cultivation of Thunder Lord, Lightning Mother, Fire Dexing Lord, and Feng De Star Lord were absorbed, their immortal bones turned into mortals, their immortal essence was dissipated, and they were completely reduced to ordinary people! The four people were like kites with broken strings, falling from the void one after another, and smashing into the human market like dumplings. In a blink of an eye, they all settled in their places and experienced hardships: The thunder god who used to control the sky thunder and whose voice shook the sky fell into the human market. He became a taxi driver who worked from dawn to dusk and shuttled through the streets. He held the steering wheel all day long and could no longer summon thunder and lightning. The lightning mother who used to control lightning and shine in the three realms became an ordinary electrician. He climbed poles to wire connections and repair circuits every day. His hands were calloused and could no longer summon any light. Huode Xingjun, who used to be in charge of human fireworks and fire, was demoted to the mortal boiler room. He became a boiler worker who sweated profusely, adding firewood and lighting the fire. He was with the fire all day long, and he no longer had the dignity of the star king. The Feng Dexing Lord who used to control the wind and travel in the sky has turned into a courier boy who comes and goes in the wind and rain. Riding an electric bike through the streets, delivering packages, and working hard, I can no longer resist the breeze! The four heavenly star kings were once reduced to mortal toilers, running around for a living and working for scraps of silver. Their former honor and magical powers were gone. I can only silently experience the bitterness and toil of mortals. Seeing Uncle Tuntianlang clapping his hands repeatedly and shouting that he was very happy, the Black Hole boys cheered even more, and their morale was raised to the extreme! The little black dog took care of the heavenly soldiers, the giant spirits, and the four star kings without slacking off at all. It flicked its dark tail. The light in his black eyes soared, and he slowly turned his head and cast his gaze above the clouds. The only remaining four heavenly kings in heaven, the ashen-faced Yuanshi Tianzun, and the solemn-looking leader Tongtian on the side. Even Hades and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, came to help from outside the territory! These are all supreme immortals and gods at the level of heavenly kings and gods. His cultivation is unfathomable and his lifespan exceeds ten thousand years. He is a top existence in the three realms and outside the realm, and his strength is far beyond that of ordinary immortal generals! Although the little black dog has supernatural powers, when faced with such top experts, does it really have the ability to destroy their cultivation and reduce them to the mortal world? Yuanshi Tianzun, the four heavenly kings and others saw that the immortal generals under their command suffered one after another and were reduced to mortals. They were already frightened, angry, and frightened. Seeing the little black dog approaching him step by step, with his eyes locked on him, they immediately activated their remaining cultivation abilities. Putting on a defensive posture, trying to resist desperately to prevent himself from becoming a mortal and falling into the mortal world! The confrontation between the two sides is on the verge of breaking out. Can the little black dog create another miracle when facing the top gods in the world? What methods will Yuanshi Tianzun and others use in an attempt to protect themselves and save the situation? If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation next time!
I refuse to write about any system of cultivating immortals, thinking that they are all feudal superstition, originless things, and cannot exist at all. My "Black Hole Boy", a cosmic-level master, can only produce extremely high-tech products in the future! (Note: The Legend of Black Hole Boy has entered its highest level! This is the total showdown between the future high-tech gods, the super god of the universe, Black Hole Boy, and the gods of heaven! Yuanshi Tianzun appears, even if he invites the Western gods and his junior brother Tongtian Cult Master, he is still not the enemy of Black Hole Boy! Later, he will use the magic whip summoning system to summon a super bull demon king, or a super awesome future universe lord from all the worlds, to deal with Black Hole Boy! Chapter 452 A mortal child turned into iron and shocked the Heavenly Lord. The divine dog swallowed his power and demoted him to an immortal official. The previous book mentioned that the Yuanshi Heavenly Lord became angry with shame, and his power was so powerful that he became unconscious and clenched the power in his palms. He wanted to crush the innocent boy Wang Xiaohu into flesh, in order to blackmail the Black Hole Boy into retreating and stop, thus fulfilling his plan to change his destiny and protect Yue Fei. All the immortals in the audience were frightened when they saw this. Uncle Swallowing Heavenly Wolf jumped up and wanted to pounce, while the Black Hole boys screamed sharply. Nana, Chen Qian'er, and Wang Xiaoqiang abandoned the useless whip, thinking that this poor baby would soon lose his soul and die violently! Unexpectedly, at the critical moment when his life was hanging by a thread, Wang Xiaohu, who seemed to be weak and frightened, burst into tears. A layer of soft light, as light as morning mist and as bright as broken gold, suddenly appeared all over the body. The skin, flesh, muscles and bones were instantly as hard as ten thousand-year-old fine steel, and the body sank as heavy as a lead ball! Yuanshi Tianzun felt his palm suddenly sinking, and an unrivaled force surged upward from his knuckles. Despite his profound cultivation of the Three Purities, at this moment, his five fingers were stretched so hard that he could not close them together, his finger bones cracked, and his shoulders and arms were sore and numb! The old Tianzun's pupils shrank suddenly in shock, and his heart full of cruelty instantly turned into astonishment. As soon as he loosened his grip, Wang Xiaohu was like a falling subway bullet. It slipped out of his wide fingers with a pop and fell steadily towards the void below. There was no damage at all, but Yuanshi Tianzun was shocked so much that his palms went numb, and he took three steps back, standing there blankly like a wood carving and clay sculpture. The arrogant, domineering and vicious look just now was gone, leaving only a dumbfounded look on his face, as if someone had taken away his three souls and seven souls! Uncle Tun Tianlang had already rushed halfway, but when he saw this strange scene, he stopped suddenly. His big copper eyes widened. He raised his hand to rub his eyes and scratched the top of his fluffy hair. His face was full of disbelief and he gasped: "Oh! It's weird! Could this doll have the power of being indestructible?" "A moment ago, it was as soft as a noodle, but in the blink of an eye, it was as hard as a magic whip. It actually slipped out of the clutches of Old Man Yuanshi. It's so evil!" All the black hole boys were also surprised and happy. The flames that shot up around the fire boy's body were half shorter, and most of the cold air around the cold girl's body dissipated. Brother Jingjing's deputy stood on the spot, with a knowing smile on his lips, but remained calm, just waiting for the truth to be revealed. The whole place was silent for a moment, and then bursts of uproar broke out. Yuanshi Tianzun came back to his senses, his beard and hair stood on end with anger, his face turned purple, and he pointed at the little Wang Xiaohu in the void. He screamed loudly: "Shuzi! How dare you play tricks on me! Who are you, hiding such a weird trick?" How did he know that this seemingly bizarre way to escape was all a clever plan that Brother Jingjing had planned and calculated every step of the way! As early as when Brother Jingjing came forward to persuade Yuanshi Tianzun with gentle words and started to argue with Yuanshi Tianzun, he had already secretly laid out a back-up plan - he had created a secondary person on the surface. Standing in front of everyone, he spoke sincerely and argued hard, deliberately delaying time and disturbing Yuanshi Tianzun's mind. In fact, the main body has long since reduced its figure, shrunk to the size of an undetectable molecular robot, and turned into a ray of light molecules as thin as a gossamer, avoiding the eyes and ears of all the gods and gods. It floated silently to the palm of Yuanshi Tianzun, and when the old Tianzun's eyes were wide open and he was bent on intimidating everyone, he went straight into Wang Xiaohu's body, blending soul and breath with the doll! Brother Jingjing is the leading black hole boy in the universe, possessing the supreme divine power of the black hole's origin. This time of possession and protection is just a slight stimulation of the original power. He then protected Wang Xiaohu's body so airtight that his body was as solid as fine steel and his weight increased by more than ten thousand pounds. Don't say that Yuanshi Tianzun just has a tight grasp on his luck. Even if he exerts all his cultivation in the Three Pure Realms, he can't even think of hurting even a single hair on this baby! This move openly built the plank road and secretly infiltrated the Chen Cang. It not only protected the innocent children, but also severely slapped the face of Yuanshi Tianzun. It was really wonderful, it only made the old God who thought he had a trick turn around and turned him into the laughing stock of the whole audience! At this moment, Wang Xiaohu was hanging steadily in the void, with Brother Jingjing still living in his body, and the baby was still in shock. There were tears still hanging on her little face, and she was holding on to her crooked round-rimmed glasses, but because of the power of the black hole, she no longer had any fear. The next second, a clear, majestic and angry voice came from Wang Xiaohu's mouth. It was Brother Jingjing who spoke in the body of a doll, filled with righteous indignation and rage. His words were like thunderous explosions, making the surrounding space tremble: "Old Yuanshi! As the leader of the three pure beings in heaven and the elder of the three realms, you don't want to protect the common people and abide by the way of heaven." "Instead, you resorted to despicable tricks of kidnapping children and threatening us. You are despicable, shameless, and unconscionable. You are no longer worthy of being an immortal or worthy of respect!" "Today, you have committed atrocities so obvious and sinful that you have completely angered me, Black Hole Boy. Don't blame me for being ruthless. I will clean up the evil deeds of you and other heavenly immortals for the people of the three realms!" After finishing his words, Brother Jingjing took advantage of Wang Xiaohu's body and raised his hand to point at the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals who were densely packed and waiting in formation above the clouds. He also glanced at the immortal generals such as the Giant Spirit God, the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother, the Four Heavenly Kings, and even the ashen-faced Yuanshi Tianzun and the Tongtian Cult Leader who was watching. And Hades, Lord of the Gods, and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, who came from outside the territory, gave orders in a stern voice that shook the sky and resounded throughout the world: "Little black dog! Come forward immediately and destroy all the cultivations of these heavenly gods and goddesses!" "Let them all be reduced from the lofty, honorable, heavenly gods and gods who live as long as the heavens and enjoy all the splendor to ordinary people with less than a hundred years of life!" "Throw them all into the clouds again. They should not be as soft as dumplings, but should be like hailstones, crackling and falling heavily to the earth." "Let them have a good taste and experience the ups and downs and hardships of mortal beings!" "Let them open their eyes and see that hundreds of millions of mortals have toiled for three meals a day in just one hundred years and more than 30,000 days and nights." "Worrying about life, old age, illness and death, worrying about houses, cars, and a few taels of broken silver, they would get up early in the morning, walk on thin ice, face the loess and back to the sky, and exhaust their efforts in the fields, construction sites, factories, and workplaces!" "They used to live high in heaven, with fine clothes and fine food, and domineering and prosperous. They did not know the sufferings of the world, and did not care about the hardships of all sentient beings. They are not worthy of enjoying the wealth, supreme honor, and longevity in heaven!" "Today, their immortal skills will be abolished, their lifespan will be shortened, and they will be demoted to the mortal world." "Let them be farmers facing the loess, workers sweating profusely, couriers who come in rain or wind, cleaning ladies who sweep the streets, sanitation workers, and construction site workers!" "Let them experience for themselves the days when they are busy and hard working for a living, struggling all day long on the line of life and death, frightened and surrounded by dangers." "Let them experience the powerlessness of struggling, working hard, and doing everything they can, but they still can't protect their families and live a stable life." "Let them experience the mortal life of exhausting their luck and blood and sweat, but in the end they still can't get what they want, and everything is in vain! This is the retribution for kidnapping innocent people and doing evil in the three realms!" This angry rebuke, with heart-breaking words and sonorous sentences, thoroughly described the arrogance and evil deeds of the gods in heaven. Uncle Tianlang listened to it and clapped his hands in applause. Rolling up his sleeves and shouting: "Well said! Mr. Yuanshi and these guys should have experienced the hardships of mortals long ago and been cured of their stinking problem of being aloof!" The black hole boys all raised their arms and shouted, and the crowd was excited. After hearing the words, the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals all had earth-colored faces and trembled all over. How could they still have half the majesty of the heavenly soldiers and generals? Under the clouds, the little black dog with its dark body and extraordinary steed was squatting aside and sticking out its tongue to watch the fun, listening to Brother Jingjing's order. He instantly lost his playful smile, his two furry black ears stood up straight with a "swish", black hairs all over his body stood up, his eyes suddenly became solemn and sharp, and there was no trace of innocence left. It held its head high and its chest high, bowed in the direction of the little tiger in the void, and responded with a strong voice: "Obey the order!" Before he finished speaking, the little black dog kicked his hooves, turning into a black stream of light as fast as lightning, swishing through the void, and rushed straight into the formation of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals! Its speed was as fast as teleporting across the sky. The heavenly soldiers and generals only felt a dark shadow flash in front of their eyes. Before they could see clearly what was coming, they saw the little black dog raising its head, its nostrils twitching slightly, and just breathing lightly! In an instant, a vast and irresistible devouring force surged out of the little black dog's nose, like a long whale sucking water, like a black hole swallowing stars. Those ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals with less than a thousand years of life and shallow cultivation, who had worked hard for thousands of years to cultivate their immortal power, were all sucked away by this suction force without any reservation! But in the blink of an eye, more than one million heavenly soldiers and generals lost all their immortal power, destroyed their Taoist foundations, and were completely reduced to ordinary people with no power to restrain a chicken! Without the blessing of immortal power, these heavenly soldiers could no longer stand in the sky or walk on the clouds. The clouds instantly lost their support, and more than a million people were densely packed, like countless cold and hard hailstones. "Crackling", the ground fell heavily from the sky and hit the earth on earth. There were screams and exclamations from the celestial soldiers who used to be bossy and majestic. At this moment, all of them were in a miserable state, bruised and swollen from the fall. In the blink of an eye, they merged into the fireworks of the mortal world and became ordinary people with less than a hundred years of life, struggling to make a living, without any trace of immortality at all. Uncle Tun Tianlang looked up at this spectacular and funny scene, laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground holding his stomach. Tears were about to flow out: "Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard!" "These heavenly soldiers used to float in the sky and show off their power, but now they are falling like hailstones, making them cry for father and mother. I really feel relieved! They deserve it! They really deserve it!" The little black dog destroyed millions of ordinary heavenly soldiers, but had no intention of stopping. His black eyes swept across the clouds, and at a glance he stared at the huge and ferocious-looking Hercules Giant Spirit God standing in front of the formation! This giant spirit god is a veteran general in heaven. He has lived for more than ten thousand years and has profound cultivation. He has practiced the power of an immortal for hundreds of thousands of years. He boasts that he is infinitely powerful and invincible. Seeing the little black dog sweeping across the heavenly soldiers, he immediately shouted angrily, swung the giant hammer in his hand, and stepped forward to resist. Trying to use brute force to resist the devouring power of the little black dog: "What evil beast dares to run wild in the heaven? Watch me crush you with a hammer!" His body was as big as a hill, and the swing of the giant hammer brought up strong winds, and he rushed towards him with great force. Unexpectedly, the little black dog didn't even look at him, but tilted his head slightly and sniffed lightly with his nose! That seemingly gentle breath contained the supreme power of the black hole's origin. The giant spirit god's profound immortal power, which had been cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years, was instantly sucked away like a flood that broke a bank, leaving not a single trace left! As soon as the immortal power was lost, the giant spirit god's huge body instantly collapsed, unable to support his mountain-like body anymore, like a deflated foam man. He fell from the clouds lightly and heavily, and landed in the mountains and forests of the world. When he woke up, he turned into a huge, stupid and slow bear. His lifespan is much shorter than that of ordinary mortals. He spends all day searching for food in the mountains and forests, and can no longer remember that he was once a majestic and powerful general in heaven. It is really ridiculous. After taking care of the Giant Spirit God, the little black dog turned his eyes and stared at the Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Fire Dexing Lord, and Feng Dexing Lord who were trying to escape! These four were the divine generals responsible for the astronomical phenomena in the heaven. They were always fast and capable of flying in the air. When they saw millions of heavenly soldiers and giant spirits being attacked one after another, they were immediately frightened out of their wits. How could they dare to stop for a moment? They looked at each other, turned around and ran away, turning into four streams of light and getting into the folds of the void, trying to hide their traces and escape disaster. But they never expected that the little black dog's methods were far beyond their imagination! I saw the little black dog standing in the clouds, staying still and not looking at the four people who were running away. He just opened his eyes slightly and suddenly shot out four colorful and shining black holes! This black hole eye is small and exquisite, but it can travel to any corner of the universe. It can be invisible and appear. It is everywhere and swallows everything. It is not only a mobile eye that monitors all things, but also a supreme weapon that devours all cultivation levels. It is infinitely powerful and elusive! A blue black eye is like a shooting star chasing the moon, chasing the Thunder God quickly; a white black hole eye is as white as a drill, and it bites the Lightning Mother tightly. A red black hole eye is as blazing as fire, chasing Lord Huodexing; a gray black hole eye is as dark as mist, locking on Lord Fengdexing! The four black hole eyes traveled through the void, ignoring barriers, but in the blink of an eye. Then he caught up with the four star kings who were hiding in the folds of the void and shivering. No matter how fast or hidden they were, they couldn't escape at all! The little black dog stood on the spot, controlling the black hole eye with beyond visual range and long distance, and the devouring power poured out from the air. But in an instant, all the ten thousand years of cultivation of Thunder Lord, Lightning Mother, Fire Dexing Lord, and Feng Dexing Lord were absorbed, their immortal bones turned into mortals, their immortal essence was dissipated, and they were completely reduced to ordinary people! The four people were like kites with broken strings, falling from the void one after another, and smashing into the human market like dumplings. In a blink of an eye, they all settled in their places and experienced hardships: The thunder god who used to control the sky thunder and whose voice shook the sky fell into the human market. He became a taxi driver who worked from dawn to dusk and shuttled through the streets. He held the steering wheel all day long and could no longer summon thunder and lightning. The lightning mother who used to control lightning and shine in the three realms became an ordinary electrician. He climbed poles to wire connections and repair circuits every day. His hands were calloused and could no longer summon any light. Huode Xingjun, who used to be in charge of human fireworks and fire, was demoted to the mortal boiler room. He became a boiler worker who sweated profusely, adding firewood and lighting the fire. He was with the fire all day long, and he no longer had the dignity of the star king. The Feng Dexing Lord who used to control the wind and travel in the sky has turned into a courier boy who comes and goes in the wind and rain. Riding an electric bike through the streets, delivering packages, and working hard, I can no longer resist the breeze! The four heavenly star kings were once reduced to mortal toilers, running around for a living and working for scraps of silver. Their former honor and magical powers were gone. I can only silently experience the bitterness and toil of mortals. Seeing Uncle Tuntianlang clapping his hands repeatedly and shouting that he was very happy, the Black Hole boys cheered even more, and their morale was raised to the extreme! The little black dog took care of the heavenly soldiers, the giant spirits, and the four star kings without slacking off at all. It flicked its dark tail. The light in his black eyes soared, and he slowly turned his head and cast his gaze above the clouds. The only remaining four heavenly kings in heaven, the ashen-faced Yuanshi Tianzun, and the solemn-looking leader Tongtian on the side. Even Hades and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, came to help from outside the territory! These are all supreme immortals and gods at the level of Heavenly Kings and Heavenly Lords. His cultivation is unfathomable and his lifespan exceeds ten thousand years. He is a top existence in the three realms and outside the realm, and his strength is far beyond that of ordinary immortal generals! Although the little black dog has supernatural powers, in the face of such top experts, does it really have the ability to destroy their cultivation and reduce them to the mortal world? Yuanshi Tianzun, the four heavenly kings and others saw that the immortal generals under their command suffered one after another and were reduced to mortals. They were already frightened, angry, and frightened. Seeing the little black dog approaching him step by step, with his eyes locked on him, they immediately activated their remaining cultivation abilities. Putting on a defensive posture, trying to resist desperately to prevent himself from becoming a mortal and falling into the mortal world! The confrontation between the two sides is about to break out. Can the little black dog create another miracle when facing the top gods in the world? What methods will Yuanshi Tianzun and others use in an attempt to protect themselves and save the situation? If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation next time!
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