
Da Qin: First Emperor, I Really Don't Want to Eat Soft Food!
大秦:始皇帝,我真不吃软饭啊!
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- Completed
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- 1.5M Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 9mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Pass by, don't miss it! Looks good! New writer, please give me a five-star review! Love you 😘~
My happy book. Read the most unique history of Qin, read the most special "Whisper of Confucius", and become a strong man like Confucius! Conquer people with virtue, who dares to stop me🤩
It looks good, I hope Qin Feng can be named queen [shy]
The author is so unique. Compared with other eavesdropping stories, this one is the most interesting. The interaction between the protagonist and the First Emperor is like a father accompanying his child to play around. There is no dignity or inferiority. I like this way of getting along. I recommend everyone to read it.
It's so good. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it at 5am, but my dad found out and almost smashed my order box.
This book is my favorite type. It's very funny. It makes my stomach hurt when I laugh. I personally hate the complicated Confucian etiquette. It's not that it's bad, but I personally hate those complicated etiquette. This book is fun to read. I like it very much. If this book becomes popular, there will definitely be people who pay attention to ancient etiquette. I hope the author can resist the pressure and not finish the book.
This book is really good, especially since Qin Shihuang and Qin Feng were not father and son, but Qin Shihuang was the saddest when Qin Feng was rumored to be dead. It's really like beating, kissing, scolding, and loving!
Very exciting! Big cheers for the author! We watch ads to support you
This book is really good! ! ! The plot is also very interesting. The author needs to work hard. I am really looking forward to the next plot. I will keep following the updates! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
A very good novel, especially the explanation of The Analects of Confucius. It is refreshing and refined. You can hear the Tao in the morning and die in the evening (I know the way to your house in the morning, and you can die in the evening). Haha, it makes my stomach hurt when I laugh. I support you, author. Don't stop updating. I must finish it and I will always support you (Those Confucians who understand the meaning of words can have more meanings) [Adoration] [Adoration] [Blowing Kiss] [Blowing Kiss]
I give it four and a half stars. The only bad thing is that Lu Pheasant interacted too much with the protagonist at the beginning, and suddenly had a child with Fu Su later. It would be nice if there were less ambiguous interactions with the protagonist and more interactions with Fusu, but unfortunately there is none. Sending a girl to a male channel is a big deal. The rest are all good points. The other Chuan Qin novels are basically based on the passion for family and country. This one is very unique, light-hearted and humorous, with vivid characters. It can't be stopped.
[Facepalm] I can't believe this is a novel written by a female author. It's so funny and interesting. I stayed up all night to catch up on the updates from the first chapter. It's so good. Come on, Piggy. I can't hold it anymore. Go to sleep.
I really like the author's writing style, which is wild and unconstrained, and the characters are vivid and lively... Okay, I can't continue editing it. I just fell in love with the ""Sixty-ear Shun"". I have one thing to say. I hope the update will be faster. My mother asked me why I knelt down to read the novel. I said that in order to let the author feel the sincerity, I would speed up the update. The author has not updated for 36 minutes. Even the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this
Funny and humorous, the plot is compact, the writing is smooth, and the characters are vividly described. You will know that you have graduated from elementary school just by looking at this level [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]
I feel like I'm going to stop laughing hahaha! ! ! This book is both heavy and funny, thoughtful and in-depth. It is very suitable for reading with Chinese teachers, discussing the themes and ideas, and appreciating the famous quotes. All in all, just go for it and don't stop. Don't worry and eat it boldly [laughs] [like] It's so beautiful that I stayed up late to watch it, but it gave me a headache and eye pain. Why don't the author give me more condolences [sending my heart] Look at what I'm doing and reading. If you're hesitant, just jump in! ! !
It's so beautiful, and I can't help but feel sorry for Qin Shihuang. I remember that every time I used to learn English, I would think of it, if only Qin Shihuang was here, there would be no such thing as those foreign countries. I'm glad that Qin Shihuang in the book met Qin Feng. He didn't die of illness in Shaqiu, Fusu didn't commit suicide, Zhao Gao died, and Hu Hai was pushed to the frontier and sent overseas to expand his territory. I really like the interaction between Qin Shihuang and Qin Feng. Every time the ministers went to the First Emperor to impeach Qin Feng, Qin Shihuang would defend him. Sometimes when he got angry, he would just chase him with a tickle and hit him. The existence of Qin Feng also made the First Emperor no longer alone and no longer widowed. The First Emperor would also adopt the policies and laws proposed to the First Emperor to benefit the country. Even the emergence of the cabinet, the First Emperor was willing to agree. For fear of being restrained, the First Emperor went to the border by himself. In the end, Qin Feng came back quietly. He did not stop him when he knew it, but quietly returned to Xianyang with Qin Feng. The ending of the novel is also very touching. The old Qin Feng accompanied the even older First Emperor. Finally, the First Emperor passed away suddenly with Qin Feng's company. Qin Feng also followed the First Emperor closely and passed away the second year after the First Emperor left. I hope there is such a parallel world where Qin Shihuang can live forever.
Five-star review, this is a novel that made me laugh just from the introduction. I won't talk about the content. I have a pain in my lower abdomen. I need to eat roast suckling pig to get better.
It's so funny. The dignified and iron-blooded Da Qin Leng made me laugh. It must be praised. I give you 9.99 Points. I'm afraid you'll be proud of the rest.
Very good-looking, very good, I really laughed to death. This is the first time I see it from a male point of view (except for the beautiful male subject). I don't feel disgusted at all. It's really good-looking!
There are no plug-ins, there is no immortality, there is only an unknown First Emperor who eavesdrops on the heart and forcibly changes the time and space to make the world perfect. This novel is very good, even if some plot developments in the later stages are a bit one-sided, this work is still worthy of five stars. Reading it out occasionally to have fun is the best way to open it.
This... Must be five stars. 1. Female author. 2. Female driver. 3. Female blindness. 4. Female doctor. 5. Solid literary skills and a stable base. 6. Keeping up with the times, the combination of ancient and modern writing is eye-catching. 7. Interact closely with fans and act coquettishly and cutely. 8. Don't procrastinate in the article, only write down a few words when you feel uncomfortable. 9. The article is full of wild interest and is highly recommended.
Hahahahahahaha, this book is so beautiful, especially the chapter about Hu Hai flying, it made me laugh to death. (Laughing...)
This novel is highly recommended. It's very funny. I read it for a long time and accidentally saw the comments and found out that the author is a woman. I admire Wulian [laughing][crying with laughter][crying with laughter][top post][top post][top post]
I have read three or four books about memorizing Qin Shihuang's inner voice, and this one, "The Whispering Language", has won my heart. Likes
It's so beautiful, Qin Feng's operation is so unexpected, and his wording has an ancient style [laughs]
Not bad, good, very interesting. I am very satisfied with the content, but I am not satisfied with the update speed. I will give you the math. The author has calculated for you, 24 hours a day, 8 hours of normal rest, three meals a day, giving you 3 hours, one hour of conception and one hour of entertainment time. There are 11 hours left. 11 Hours to update an article every hour. I think 11 hours a day can be done better. I hope to see 11 updates tomorrow.
It's good-looking \(//∇//)\. It's the light-hearted and humorous article I was looking for. I beg the author not to stop updating it.
The plot is a bit new, that is, it can be humorous, but don't misinterpret the Analects too much. If it doesn't work, you can highlight this aspect less. After all, it involves conceptual issues, which can easily make readers feel like fools. The plot is novel, and those who are interested can watch it ~
It's so funny, I thought I was going to die laughing in the book😂😂😂Okay, it's well written and very interesting. It seems that the logic is very rigorous and the history is not messed up. It's okay to read it with some brains. I hope the author can update it more😘
Humorous and brilliant... That's it! I can't write any more! Anyway, Gaga looks good! That's right, Gaga is interesting! Funny and interesting, not brainless or noob, logical and well-organized, just rush it and you're done! ! !